Bumper Stickers
Planta Genestae
12-10-2004, 16:34
Seen a good one? Put it here. The best I've seen is:
"A man will only cry when his date starts using her teeth!"
Lunatic Goofballs
12-10-2004, 16:39
"My Karma ran over your Dogma."
Fascist Emerica
12-10-2004, 16:48
You cant be Catholic and pro-choice
In Guns We Trust
I'm not tailgating I'm drafting
Unless your a hemroid get off my ass
Dont like my driving? call 1-800-I Dont Give A Fuck
Horn broken Watch for finger
lol. I was looking down the list of topics:they were all politically orientated and full of flame and people who dont wish to have their opinions influenced, th3ey dont even read other people's posts. :(
Cars help me move. This car helps me move bodies.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. 3....2....1....
Unless your a hemroid get off my ass
I hate that one. It's so un-funny
West - Europa
12-10-2004, 17:27
My other ride is your mom.
Crossman
12-10-2004, 17:54
"Don't steal. The government doesn't like competition."
-Arynth-
12-10-2004, 17:55
I had one which said "God was my co-pilot but then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."
One I wanted but haven't found again shows a picture of Bush and Cheney and simply says "Asses of evil."
Crossman
12-10-2004, 17:55
"If you can read this, thank a teacher
If its in English, thank a soldier."
Crossman
12-10-2004, 17:58
"Quit honking, I'm reloading"
Crossman
12-10-2004, 18:00
"Earth first, we'll strip mine the other planets later."
'Horn broken, watch for finger."
Crossman
12-10-2004, 18:01
"If we quit voting, will they all go away?"
Crossman
12-10-2004, 18:03
"If you can read this, I lost my trailer."
"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."
Okay, I'm done for now. The reign of Crossman ends this post.
the best one i've seen is "never underestimate the power of human stupidity"
Kleptonis
12-10-2004, 23:53
"Vote Jack Kevorkian for White House physician!"
"Don't steal. The government doesn't like competition."
That is a great one, these some ones I have seen that were good were:
1) 3 kinds of people, those who can count and those you can't.
2) According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
3) Ask me about my vow of silence.
4) Before giving someone a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.
5) Adults are kids with money.
Chikyota
13-10-2004, 01:17
A bumper sticker never changed the world.
And yes, that was a bumper sticker, one that I saw last week.
United White Front
13-10-2004, 01:21
"nowarforisrael.com"
i see it every day
Fistasia
13-10-2004, 01:49
"Your daughter is in my trunk"
"Your daughter is in my trunk"
Snicker
"Tailgate me and I flick a booger onto your windshield"
"My child is an honer student at Ninja High School"
Thunderland
13-10-2004, 05:04
An old favorite: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
One I saw this week: Don't flush, leave your shit for others to clean up like the coal companies do.
Saw that one in coal country...that person will be dead within the week more than likely.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 20:34
the best one i've seen is "never underestimate the power of human stupidity"
How true.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 20:36
"My child is an honer student at Ninja High School"
What? You think they were joking?
Crossman
13-10-2004, 20:37
"Your daughter is in my trunk"
:eek:
Legless Pirates
13-10-2004, 20:44
"Mine is 4 metres long"
Janers place
13-10-2004, 20:46
i used to have this one on my first car "Bad cop, No doughnut !"
Legless Pirates
13-10-2004, 20:49
And a big "Metal Mobile" is cool too
Crossman
13-10-2004, 20:49
i used to have this one on my first car "Bad cop, No doughnut !"
I've seen that one! We say that to my girlfriend's dad... who's a cop.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 20:51
I've seen that one! We say that to my girlfriend's dad... who's a cop.
Only thing is, he doesn't eat many dounuts as it is. He's a wannabe Arnold Shwarze...you get the point. But he's on that meat and meat type eating routine. But the joke still pisses him off... :D
Legless Pirates
13-10-2004, 20:56
And a big "Metal Mobile" is cool too
Don't you just love quoting yourself?
Janers place
13-10-2004, 20:57
as i'm sure it does any cop
as i'm sure it does any cop
Not my dad, who's a cop. He does eat donuts.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 21:02
Don't you just love quoting yourself?
Yes.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 21:03
Yes.
Yes I do.
Legless Pirates
13-10-2004, 21:03
Yes I do.
LOL
Carainia
13-10-2004, 21:06
Common American Bumper Sticker: Support our troops.
Common Canadian Bumper Sticker: Support our troops, have a bake sale.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 21:08
LOL
I try.
Legless Pirates
13-10-2004, 21:09
I try.
Well the third time was the least funny
Crossman
13-10-2004, 21:09
Common American Bumper Sticker: Support our troops.
Common Canadian Bumper Sticker: Support our troops, have a bake sale.
:eek: :eek: :eek: CANADA HAS TROOPS????
Oh wait... nevermind.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 21:10
Well the third time was the least funny
Silence! You know not what you speak.
Legless Pirates
13-10-2004, 21:12
Silence! You know not what you speak.
Dude... You made my joke
Crossman
13-10-2004, 21:13
Dude... You made my joke
:D Then my work here is done.
Janers place
13-10-2004, 21:17
And then there were two. (plus one)
Crossman
13-10-2004, 21:19
And then there were two. (plus one)
So... there's... 3?
Kiwipeso
13-10-2004, 21:37
So... there's... 3?
No, there will be 4 on page 4.
The Genius One
13-10-2004, 21:50
http://www.freewebs.com/iamright-always/bumperstickers.htm
Funny article I read about bumper stickers.....has a couple of them.
Here's one I saw: Women are like computers: They both reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 22:13
No, there will be 4 on page 4.
I sense a disturbance in the force... its as if a joke started then wouldn't die...
Crossman
13-10-2004, 22:14
http://www.freewebs.com/iamright-always/bumperstickers.htm
Funny article I read about bumper stickers.....has a couple of them.
Here's one I saw: Women are like computers: They both reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
LOL. Teehee... hand grenades... :D
Ashmoria
13-10-2004, 22:22
well now this isnt one i've SEEN (yet)
but my mother-in-law, a rabid supporter of george bush, was saying the other day that she is seriously considering carrying around a black magic marker so that she can add an S to the kerry bumperstickers making it SKERRY (or scary eh?)
it makes me laugh to think about it, she is a tiny 74 year old spanish lady. just thinking about her "tagging" cars is a hoot.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 22:30
well now this isnt one i've SEEN (yet)
but my mother-in-law, a rabid supporter of george bush, was saying the other day that she is seriously considering carrying around a black magic marker so that she can add an S to the kerry bumperstickers making it SKERRY (or scary eh?)
it makes me laugh to think about it, she is a tiny 74 year old spanish lady. just thinking about her "tagging" cars is a hoot.
LMAO!!! Ah, I love old people....
Roachsylvania
13-10-2004, 22:38
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive."
Crossman
13-10-2004, 22:43
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive."
That's why I don't do math.
Keljamistan
13-10-2004, 22:47
"Don't tailgate me or I''ll flick a booger on your windshield"
"Religion if for people who are scared of Hell.
Spirituality is for those who have been there."
Keljamistan
13-10-2004, 22:53
"My kid just beat the crap out of your Honor Student"
Eutrusca
13-10-2004, 23:07
My kid beat the shit out of your honor roll student!
Crossman
13-10-2004, 23:12
My karma just ran over your dogma
Oh man, I love that one.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 23:12
My kid beat the shit out of your honor roll student!
LOL, even better.
Eutrusca
13-10-2004, 23:13
LOL, even better.
Heh! I noticed two very similar were posted at about the same time. :)
Cyber Dela
13-10-2004, 23:15
I will bump you that's what bumpers were made for!
My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter
Crossman
13-10-2004, 23:20
Heh! I noticed two very similar were posted at about the same time. :)
LOL, indeed they were.
Crossman
13-10-2004, 23:20
I will bump you that's what bumpers were made for!
My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter
LOL, i wonder who that is?
Keruvalia
13-10-2004, 23:26
On my car: "One Nation Under Yo Mama"
On a friend of mine's car: "I am a Jewish carpenter."
Brutanion
13-10-2004, 23:27
'Unmarked police vehicle'
Crossman
13-10-2004, 23:29
'Unmarked police vehicle'
:D I've seen that one before. LOL
Xenophobialand
13-10-2004, 23:35
My personal favorite is: "If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk."
Although I also have a fondness for: "My kid had sex with your honor student."
Cannot think of a name
13-10-2004, 23:36
"Jesus Saves, Gretsky gets the rebound and SCORES!!!"
Crossman
13-10-2004, 23:37
"Jesus Saves, Gretsky gets the rebound and SCORES!!!"
LMAO!
Crossman
13-10-2004, 23:38
My personal favorite is: "If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk."
Sounds like my girlfriend.
I love bumper stickers that you don't know you have on your car like:
Honk its my birthday when it really isn't the guys birthday
Crossman
13-10-2004, 23:49
I love bumper stickers that you don't know you have on your car like:
Honk its my birthday when it really isn't the guys birthday
Like I said before,
"Keep honking, I'm reloading!"
Brutanion
13-10-2004, 23:50
"Jesus Saves, Gretsky gets the rebound and SCORES!!!"
I want a t-shirt that says 'Jesus saves- the rest of you take damage'
(D&D joke)
Also one that says +1 shirt
Lord munter
14-10-2004, 00:01
guns dont kill ppl bullets kill ppl :mp5:
Crossman
14-10-2004, 00:06
guns dont kill ppl bullets kill ppl :mp5:
Yeah. Thats a good one. And so true.
:D saw this one this morning "eat me i'm a danish" funny thing it was a woman driver i followed her for six miles
Abi Dabi
16-10-2004, 07:01
Common American Bumper Sticker: Support our troops.
Common Canadian Bumper Sticker: Support our troops, have a bake sale.
Particularly ironic now that american military families are holding bake sales to save up money for body armor for their family members in Iraq.
Never misunderestimate the power of human stupidity.
There are 10 kinds of people, those who know binary and those who don't.
The Land of the Enemy
16-10-2004, 07:46
One that I've always like is:
"God is my co-pilot and the devil's my bombardier."
Crossman
17-10-2004, 19:35
One that I've always like is:
"God is my co-pilot and the devil's my bombardier."
LOL, thats great. I need to find that one.