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I received a phone call yesterday from my now ex-girlfriend, suggesting I check my inbox. This seemed otu of place, given I had broken up with her the previous week. At least I had assumed "trial seperation" and "see other people" implied that. The email suggested we were having "relationship troubles". The email was however written in fluro purple against a black background, thus resulting in the effect of raping my eyes and leaving me blind. Giving up after the first two lines of the two page email, I simply said "this is too hard, let's call it quits". By hard I was of course refering to reading the email, which wasn't worth staying in the relationship. Though the relationship sucked to. At this point it is useful to note she has now attempted a malcious onslaught against my good name, thankfully I have enough dirt to sink the whor... dearly severed.

So on I climb to bigger and better chests, starting with her best friend, my best friend and the checkout chick at KMart...

I love singledom...

I received a phone call yesterday from my now ex-girlfriend, suggesting I check my inbox. This seemed otu of place, given I had broken up with her the previous week. At least I had assumed "trial seperation" and "see other people" implied that. The email suggested we were having "relationship troubles". The email was however written in fluro purple against a black background, thus resulting in the effect of raping my eyes and leaving me blind. Giving up after the first two lines of the two page email, I simply said "this is too hard, let's call it quits". By hard I was of course refering to reading the email, which wasn't worth staying in the relationship. Though the relationship sucked to. At this point it is useful to note she has now attempted a malcious onslaught against my good name, thankfully I have enough dirt to sink the whor... dearly severed.

So on I climb to bigger and better chests, starting with her best friend, my best friend and the checkout chick at KMart...

I love singledom...
Big words, small penis :eek:

At this point it is useful to note she has now attempted a malcious onslaught against my good name

Don't you hate that?

It happened to me with my first girlfriend, and the only other girl I have ever asked out (who said no anyway).

Damn, women suck.

Big words, small penis :eek:
Nice try at a cheap shot there, limp dick. But despite being a straight man, I've seen enough penises to know that's not true. Hmmm.... actually my life would be alot easier if I was gay, or at least bi.

Don't you hate that?

It happened to me with my first girlfriend, and the only other girl I have ever asked out (who said no anyway).

Damn, women suck.

If you're lucky.

Eh... i agree with legless pirates on this one... no point bragging about your sexual exploits on the forum heh.

Don't you hate that?

It happened to me with my first girlfriend, and the only other girl I have ever asked out (who said no anyway).

Damn, women suck.Suck... that raises a point, I really should have asked for a parting headjob.

Eh... i agree with legless pirates on this one... no point bragging about your sexual exploits on the forum heh.
Sexual exploits? Me? Never! I'm a good li'l Catholic... *God coughs bullshit*

Hmm, yes, thats a point. Women don't suck and thats half the problem :p

I received a phone call yesterday from my now ex-girlfriend, suggesting I check my inbox. This seemed otu of place, given I had broken up with her the previous week. At least I had assumed "trial seperation" and "see other people" implied that. The email suggested we were having "relationship troubles". The email was however written in fluro purple against a black background, thus resulting in the effect of raping my eyes and leaving me blind. Giving up after the first two lines of the two page email, I simply said "this is too hard, let's call it quits". By hard I was of course refering to reading the email, which wasn't worth staying in the relationship. Though the relationship sucked to. At this point it is useful to note she has now attempted a malcious onslaught against my good name, thankfully I have enough dirt to sink the whor... dearly severed.

So on I climb to bigger and better chests, starting with her best friend, my best friend and the checkout chick at KMart...

I love singledom...

That's tough.

It's hard with me and my girlfriend Isabelle, with her living near Cologne and me studying in Reading but we just keep on going because we gotta, even if we don't see each other for sometimes 2 or 3 months. I guess that's what they call long term commitment.

Hmm, yes, thats a point. Women don't suck and thats half the problem :p

Indeed.

That's tough.

It's hard with me and my girlfriend Isabelle, with her living near Cologne and me studying in Reading but we just keep on going because we gotta, even if we don't see each other for sometimes 2 or 3 months. I guess that's what they call long term commitment.

I can feel that. My girlfriend was away to boot camp with the army for almost 3 months. She's back for a year, then she goes for her job training and after that she'll be going active. She may be on deployment for 8 months-2 years. :(

But I'm not worried. We're in it for the long term. Though, I just have to be able to resist temptation for that period of time... :headbang:

I can feel that. My girlfriend was away to boot camp with the army for almost 3 months. She's back for a year, then she goes for her job training and after that she'll be going active. She may be on deployment for 8 months-2 years. :(

But I'm not worried. We're in it for the long term. Though, I just have to be able to resist temptation for that period of time... :headbang:

What's temptation?

That's tough.

It's hard with me and my girlfriend Isabelle, with her living near Cologne and me studying in Reading but we just keep on going because we gotta, even if we don't see each other for sometimes 2 or 3 months. I guess that's what they call long term commitment.
Good for you, one day I hope to have a relationship that could last based upon trust and what-not... not today though.

That's tough.

It's hard with me and my girlfriend Isabelle, with her living near Cologne and me studying in Reading but we just keep on going because we gotta, even if we don't see each other for sometimes 2 or 3 months. I guess that's what they call long term commitment.


I can sympathise, i am in Friedrichshafen (for those of you who don't know, its right south of germany) and my gf is in Leeds, so long term commitment it is too!

Big words, small penis :eek:

I put that in my personal ad. Doesn't work.

I put that in my personal ad. Doesn't work.

Lol