NationStates Jolt Archive

Dear God,
Of all the birds you created/foresaw the evolution of/did not create [delete as appropriate] you made/foresaw the conditions so that/it just so happens that... the owl [is] nocturnal. I will never forgive you for this.
Sincerely,

Hayrr X

Dear God,
Of all the birds you created/foresaw the evolution of/did not create [delete as appropriate] you made/foresaw the conditions so that/it just so happens that... the owl [is] nocturnal. I will never forgive you for this.
Sincerely,

Hayrr X

LMAO! That's genius, RPP! You've done it again!

A one man circle jerk, I never thought I'd see the day. ;)

A one man circle jerk, I never thought I'd see the day. ;)

Nothing is too difficult for Refused Party Program.

...

I don't get it

...

I don't get it
He was kept awake all night by an owl I think.

...

I don't get it

It's not a letter to you, Goed...it's for God.

(Every night a stupid owl perches outside my bedroom window and hoots away all night long. I'm a pacifist but I'm considering shooting the bastard.)

Oooooooooh. Yeah, I knew it wasn't to me, I was just thinking "Who is this Hyarr X and why is he this important?"


You could just...uh...scare it away? I dunno, my walls are pretty thick, so I don't have to worry about such things :p

Oooooooooh. Yeah, I knew it wasn't to me, I was just thinking "Who is this Hyarr X and why is he this important?"


You could just...uh...scare it away? I dunno, my walls are pretty thick, so I don't have to worry about such things :p

Don't you think I've tried that?!

It'e 2AM! If I scream at it, I'll only disturb someone else's sleep too.







































I know this because it didn't work and I disturbed a lot of people. :(

Refused Party Program, you sure do shizzle the Nizzle sometimes!

All hail the Mentally stable anomaly which is the Rufused Party Program!

Hoohooo hooooo

Hoohooo hooooo

Is that your Jesus impression?

Whoooooo are you?
Who who?

Who Who?

Cause I really wanna know.

Whoo whoo.

Throw a rock at it.

Whoooooo are you?
Who who?

Who Who?

Cause I really wanna know.

Whoo whoo.

Throw a rock at it.

*throws rock at Squatch*

Also i want to know from god, what the heck is up with Platypuses? (Probably spelt that wrong) are they a Duck, fish or Mammal? God, why?

*throws rock at Squatch*


Ow!

That hurts dammit!

I meant the owl!!

Ow!

That hurts dammit!

I meant the owl!!

But...I'm sure I threw it at...

Oh, hang on...YOU'RE THE OWL! Bastard!

*chases Squatch with chainsaw*

Ahhh!

Run away! Run away!

Also i want to know from god, what the heck is up with Platypuses? (Probably spelt that wrong) are they a Duck, fish or Mammal? God, why?

think you missed it, you owl lovers!

I didn't miss it. I'm not God, and the question was directed at God, so I didn't attempt to answer it.

I didn't miss it. I'm not God, and the question was directed at God, so I didn't attempt to answer it.

but you must be god! how else can you be able to ask such questions! Oh lord, please explain!

but you must be god! how else can you be able to ask such questions! Oh lord, please explain!

I am not God, but to answer your question:

No, I was not at Woodstock.

I am not God, but to answer your question:

No, I was not at Woodstock.

you are not ...god?

*Collapses struggling to breath*

My god... I've been living i lie. NOOOOO!

*Goes mad and tries to kill RRP with a Calculator*

Oi!

Cornflakes come from calculators. Do you wish to deprive the world of cornflakes?!

Cornflakes SUCK!

Eat Kellogs!

*Throws lots of Corn flakes at RRP*

mmm... got milk?

The quote in your sig = Caligula?

The quote in your sig = Caligula?
It's a quote dumbass. Caligula is dead

The quote in your sig = Caligula?

we have a winner!

It's a quote dumbass. Caligula is dead

My friend, The Grim Reaper, assures me otherwise.

we have a winner!

I knew it!

His name was Gaius(?) but his soldier's gave him the nickname Caligula. Which is ironic considering that he was such a fat bastard.

Also i want to know from god, what the heck is up with Platypuses? (Probably spelt that wrong) are they a Duck, fish or Mammal? God, why?

The most sense making answer other then Why not? Is
"God Put it here just to confused the heck out of the Evolutionists and Scientists"

Too true. we now have a new competition quote! Bet you won't get this...

Excuse me?

Are you under the impression that God made owls nocturnal just to annoy you?

Excuse me?

Are you under the impression that God made owls nocturnal just to annoy you?
Like all those other nocturnal birds

Marcus Aurelius?

damn birds. shoot 'em all out of the sky!

Excuse me?

Are you under the impression that God made owls nocturnal just to annoy you?

Not just me...everyone.

damn birds. shoot 'em all out of the sky!
nooo

only doves: the rats with wings

nooo

only doves: the rats with wings


f00! That's tarnishing the good name of rats!

Marcus Aurelius?

err... no. I added a clue.

nooo

only doves: the rats with wings

*Shoot legless pirates*

ALL BIRDS! I don't want to look like I hate a particular bird.

*Shoot legless pirates*

ALL BIRDS! I don't want to look like I hate a particular bird.
But chickens are really good. I hate to waste a good chicken

http://www.ils.unc.edu/daniel/owl.GIF

He's winking at YOU!

err... no. I added a clue.
Nero?

http://www.ils.unc.edu/daniel/owl.GIF

He's winking at YOU!

Argh! Damn you, Biddy!

Nero?

you know too much about roman emperors. Please be a normal NS Player and know jack shit.

Dammit now I have to think of yet another quote!

you know too much about roman emperors. Please be a normal NS Player and know jack shit.

Dammit now I have to think of yet another quote!
How 'bout:
"Women. Can't live with 'em..." - Al Bundy

The new one is definitely Claudius.

The new one is definitely Claudius.

Ok you need to stop answering them now. let somone else have a go!

Ok you need to stop answering them now. let somone else have a go!

FINE!

FINE!

thank you. no need to be grumpy. at least you've proved you know your history.

What is that "sig" thing?

What is that "sig" thing?

A signature is a message (often brief) posted under every one of your posts automatically.

thank you. no need to be grumpy. at least you've proved you know your history.

At least don't make them as easy as "What is the symbol for lead?"

Come on!!

What is that "sig" thing?

you should get a sig... they're fun!

Why don't I see any?

shizzle the Nizzle

All hail the Mentally stable anomaly which is the Rufused Party Program![/QUOTE]
Never again say "shizzle the Nizzle" again. :(

At least don't make them as easy as "What is the symbol for lead?"

Come on!!

I have no idea what to ask... I'm worried everyone knows all my possible questions...

I have no idea what to ask... I'm worried everyone knows all my possible questions...

Stick with the Roman Emperors, I'll stop answering.

At least don't make them as easy as "What is the symbol for lead?"

Come on!!
That would be Pb for Plumbum

shizzle the Nizzle

Never again say "shizzle the Nizzle" again. :(

wow! you shizzled my nizzle again!

Ah crap i got to go-back in about 2 hours-I got work to do.

I was tramatized by an owl as a child. :(

I was tramatized by an owl as a child. :(
Did he sexually abuse you?

No, it was a peeping tom. I was sitting in a dark room by myself playing with duplo... then I look up and THERE HE WAS. STARING at me!

No, it was a peeping tom. I was sitting in a dark room by myself playing with duplo... then I look up and THERE HE WAS. STARING at me!
That's it?

That's it?

Yeah, that's about it. I was a skittish child. Had nightmares about owls eating my parents for years. Curse those owls!

But just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me!

Yeah, that's about it. I was a skittish child. Had nightmares about owls eating my parents for years. Curse those owls!

But just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me!
Have you ever gone out staring at them during the day? That'll teach 'em

No, it was a peeping tom. I was sitting in a dark room by myself playing with duplo... then I look up and THERE HE WAS. STARING at me!


Although I found this story amusing, I also understand how a child could find an owl frightening.

Have you ever gone out staring at them during the day? That'll teach 'em

I can't believe I never thought of this, but it's brilliant! I shall go find their nests and I shall stare at THEIR children! Mwahaha!

I can't believe I never thought of this, but it's brilliant! I shall go find their nests and I shall stare at THEIR children! Mwahaha!

Let us make a day of it. NS Users Stare At Owls To Teach Them A Lesson Day.

Thou shall not insult my creations!!!! :headbang: :sniper:Thy hath spent many years creating the platapuss and the wise owl. I will take from the what you take from them. YOU shall walk the road of DESTUCTION for the rest of ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahh... whatever happened to demonic gophers...

Thou shall not insult my creations!!!! :headbang: :sniper:Thy hath spent many years creating the platapuss and the wise owl. I will take from the what you take from them. YOU shall walk the road of DESTUCTION for the rest of ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For staring at owls? 'Cause I mean... those platypuses are damn spiffy, nothing against them. Gotta love those crazy monotremes!

I...see.

I...see.

Owls?

Owls?

Not yet.

Damn. Me neither.

Of course, I think the last time I saw an owl was at a zoo. They seem to like to lurk in forests most of the time, except when they venture out to frighten small children or annoy people. Curse them and their reclusive habits! Making me drive two hours just to stare at them...

Dear God,
Of all the birds you created/foresaw the evolution of/did not create [delete as appropriate] you made/foresaw the conditions so that/it just so happens that... the owl [is] nocturnal. I will never forgive you for this.
Sincerely,

Hayrr X

What are you talking abot? Owl's are cool.

:d

If you really wanted to kill it, you probably could poison a mouse and give it to it.





Of course you would get sued later.

If you really wanted to kill it, you probably could poison a mouse and give it to it.





Of course you would get sued later.

Only in New Jersey

Didn't you see that film, "Oh God!" with John Denver?
The only bird that God gotwrong was the ostrich.
(Or so God, as played by George Burns, assures us, and I'm not going to argue :confused: )

I was hoping this would be entertaining. Too bad.

Didn't you see that film, "Oh God!" with John Denver?
The only bird that God gotwrong was the ostrich.
(Or so God, as played by George Burns, assures us, and I'm not going to argue :confused: )

I don't think Mr Burns did his homework for that role.

What are you talking abot? Owl's are cool.

I hope one pecks your brain out from your ears.