NationStates Jolt Archive


Let's Work Together: Toppling A Dictatorship

New Foxxinnia
12-10-2004, 04:31
Seeing the recent polarization on the forums I believe we should have a group project.

This week's project is: Toppling a dictatorship using only the internet.

Here in this thread we will plan the toppling. We will have to work together so let's get cracking.
Chikyota
12-10-2004, 04:32
First thing is first: the country?
Colodia
12-10-2004, 04:36
Spreading rumors. Bush was forced to adress the draft issue based on a massive amount of rumors that the internet spread.

Preferably, spread rumors that alarm the security of a nation. If it's a paranoid government, alarms will ring.
New Foxxinnia
12-10-2004, 04:37
North Korea?
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 04:38
First thing is first: the country?
Belgium. Definitely Belgium. I don't care if it's not really a dictatorship. I want all their beer!
Chikyota
12-10-2004, 04:39
Belgium. Definitely Belgium. I don't care if it's not really a dictatorship. I want all their beer!
I like your style. Belgium it is.
Colodia
12-10-2004, 04:40
North Korea?
Kim Jong is gay.

Get false but credible sources to add onto this, and you'll find a lot of people rejecting their own government.
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 04:41
Spreading rumors. Bush was forced to adress the draft issue based on a massive amount of rumors that the internet spread.

Preferably, spread rumors that alarm the security of a nation. If it's a paranoid government, alarms will ring.
Ok, here we go.
It is now known that hundreds of terrorists are flocking to Belgium. The US is poised to begin bombing all the monasteries that brew good beer. So you all better get out now!
New Foxxinnia
12-10-2004, 04:42
I like your style. Belgium it is.But how do you topple the government as stable as Belgiums?
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 04:43
North Korea?
North Korea? What the hell do they have that we want? Let's just sit back and hope the Chinese keep them in check.
Colodia
12-10-2004, 04:43
Ok, here we go.
It is now known that hundreds of terrorists are flocking to Belgium. The US is poised to begin bombing all the monasteries that brew good beer. So you all better get out now!
It's a good, broad, general start. But for a rumor like that you must bribe CNN and FOX news to hell in order for people to believe that.

Better to have a rumor that crushes Belgium from the inside-out. A rumor that many leftist sites will look into. A rumor that has broad holes to poke into.
Chikyota
12-10-2004, 04:46
But how do you topple the government as stable as Belgiums?
You take their waffles.
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 04:47
I see.
You're serious.
Hmmm...okay, North Korea then.
Anybody know any North Korean websites we can crash?
Government websites in particular?
Does anybody speak Korean?
Panhandlia
12-10-2004, 04:47
First thing is first: the country?
France! Think about it, it won't take too long before they surrender.
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 04:48
It's a good, broad, general start. But for a rumor like that you must bribe CNN and FOX news to hell in order for people to believe that.

Not true. Just send an anonymous letter to Dan Rather . . .
Panhandlia
12-10-2004, 04:50
Not true. Just send an anonymous letter to Dan Rather . . .
And make sure you type it in MS Word 1972.
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 04:50
France! Think about it, it won't take too long before they surrender.
Plus they're right next to Belgium! Perfect! We'll take Luxemborg to boot!

But what about North Korea?
Star Shadow-
12-10-2004, 04:50
lets see here we go an anti-north Korea website http://www.indianexpress.com/full_story.php?content_id=56810
Panhandlia
12-10-2004, 04:51
Plus they're right next to Belgium! Perfect! We'll take Luxemborg to boot!

But what about North Korea?
Too much kimchee. Ever smell it? Trust me, you don't want to. Easiest thing to do about the NK is to let it finish rotting from the inside.
New Foxxinnia
12-10-2004, 04:52
To topple North Korea we would have to make some rumor about Kim Jong. Like saying he's gay. And he has no balls.
Star Shadow-
12-10-2004, 04:55
we could be on these peoples target list http://www.crime-research.org/news/11.10.2004/699/
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 04:56
To topple North Korea we would have to make some rumor about Kim Jong. Like saying he's gay. And he has no balls.
But it's widely known that he's a womanizer (outside of NK anyway).
I don't think the North Koeans would buy any kind of rumor like that. They've all been programmed since birth to believe that Kim Jong is a god. SO...
We would have to kidnap all North Korean citizens and take them to a hotel room somewhere in Nebraska and deprogram them?
Colodia
12-10-2004, 04:56
we could be on these peoples target list http://www.crime-research.org/news/11.10.2004/699/
Dude, any hacker that can screw into a porn video to get me has got me.
Colodia
12-10-2004, 04:57
But it's widely known that he's a womanizer (outside of NK anyway).
I don't think the North Koeans would buy any kind of rumor like that. They've all been programmed since birth to believe that Kim Jong is a god. SO...
We would have to kidnap all North Korean citizens and take them to a hotel room somewhere in Nebraska and deprogram them?
For the moment, it sounds good.
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 04:58
we could be on these peoples target list http://www.crime-research.org/news/11.10.2004/699/
OMG that guy in the picture has two Heads! Maybe we need to rethink this North Korea thing.
Star Shadow-
12-10-2004, 04:58
evidence points that kim jang has cut off fifty mens balls and has stolen their wives for personal pleasure, and has an under ground breeding ground for his sex slaves
Colodia
12-10-2004, 05:00
OMG that guy in the picture has two Heads! Maybe we need to rethink this North Korea thing.
http://www.crime-research.org/media/icons/other/korey.jpg
ROFLMAO

Hmm....

NORTH KOREA CREATES MUTATED MENACE

Despite attempted peace talks with surrounding Asian and Russian countries, North Korea further seperated themselves from their neighbors by using military personnel as test subjects.
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 05:02
I don't buy that stuff about NK having great computer hackers. Somehow I picture them all running Dos on 386's.
Can we make it so that all their military computers get stuck on Galaxian or something?
Star Shadow-
12-10-2004, 05:04
The Cia A fact Book says
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/kn.html
in the ethics and religon sections.
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 05:07
Seeing the recent polarization on the forums I believe we should have a group project.

This week's project is: Toppling a dictatorship using only the internet.

Here in this thread we will plan the toppling. We will have to work together so let's get cracking.
Just trying to bring this back to the start. Are you still here New Foxxinnia? I obviously don't have any real ideas about how to topple North Korea via the internet, but I'm sure some do. How about starting some kind of chain mail with rumors in it?
Star Shadow-
12-10-2004, 05:11
But it's widely known that he's a womanizer (outside of NK anyway).
I don't think the North Koeans would buy any kind of rumor like that. They've all been programmed since birth to believe that Kim Jong is a god. SO...
thats it we start a rumor about him calling him self god in a converstation and poof we have false news
Star Shadow-
12-10-2004, 05:22
http://www.state.gov/g/drl/rls/hrrpt/2001/eap/8330.htm
hah even more anti-north korea
Heiliger
12-10-2004, 05:28
France! Think about it, it won't take too long before they surrender.


Hell I can go to France with a swingshot and a Humvee and they'll sign the country over to me in a second! Heeeyyyyy, I can have my own country! \

**Runs off to France**
Panhandlia
12-10-2004, 05:32
Hell I can go to France with a swingshot and a Humvee and they'll sign the country over to me in a second! Heeeyyyyy, I can have my own country! \

**Runs off to France**
And I think you might be carrying too much ammo there. France would probably surrender at the sight of the Humvee.
Heiliger
12-10-2004, 05:36
And I think you might be carrying too much ammo there. France would probably surrender at the sight of the Humvee.

A Humvee and a spitball! LOL!
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 07:20
So, is anyone still up for invading Belgium?
Yaddah
12-10-2004, 14:49
North Korea? What the hell do they have that we want?

Kimchi!
LuSiD
12-10-2004, 16:18
First thing is first: the country?

Italy.
Heiliger
12-10-2004, 23:22
Nah lets go with France. Great Britin needs parking space.
OceanDrive
12-10-2004, 23:51
Ok, here we go.
It is now known that hundreds of terrorists are flocking to Belgium. The US is poised to begin bombing all the monasteries that brew good beer. So you all better get out now!WTF...I say we bomb everithing exept the beer making Monasteries