NationStates Jolt Archive


Scary people...

Asuarati
12-10-2004, 02:08
"Arguement in Favor" of Measure 36 ("One Man, One Woman"), quoted from the Oregon Vote-by-Mail General Election Voter's Pamphlet:


MARRIAGE IS SACRED!

The Bible says that marriage is for procreation. God made Adam and Eve, and Adam and Eve made Cain and Abel, not an empty nest.

Marriage is for procreation. If you're not pro-Creation, you're anti-God. And once a marriage has been solemnized, sex is serious business. The solemnity of sex must not be abused for sinful pleasures. Sex is for procreation, not recreation. And marriage is for breeding purposes.

Therefore, it should be Oregon public policy that

- Homosexuals may not marry.
- Infertile persons may not marry.
- Men with vasectomies may not marry.
- Women with hystorectomies may not marry.
- Post-menopausal women may not marry.
- Persons planning to use birth control may not marry.
- Non-virgins may not marry (Deuteronomy 22:13-21).
- Inter-racial couples may not marry (Deuteronomy 7:3).

And couples who fail to conceive within two years ought to have their marriage licenses revoked.

Additionally, the Bible says that

- Divorced persons may not marry (Luke 16:18).
- And if a man dies without having a male heir, it is his brother's responsibility to impregnate the widow (Genesis 38:6-10). If he refuses, he shall be fined one shoe (Deuteronomy 25:5-10).

This is the sacred word of the Lord, steadfast and unchanging.

Traditional morality must become Oregon public policy. All of it. And the older the tradition, the better. The seperation of church and state be damned. In order to protect the sanctity of marriage and the sacred institution of heterosexual procreation, unequal treatment and discrimination must be legislated consistently against all persons who cannot or will not breed as God intended. It is God's will that we multiply and fill the Earth and finally subdue it when the population explosion self-implodes. Praise God!

Love is not a good enough reason to marry, because marriage is only for

HETEROSEXUALBREEDING.COM

(This information furnished by M. Dennis Moore, Defense of Heterosexual Breeding Coalition.)



:eek:
Heiliger
12-10-2004, 02:10
Well I guess I'm screwed. I don't want children, and I plan on marrying my Filipina girlfriend.
Asssassins
12-10-2004, 02:14
Exxxcellent!
Chess Squares
12-10-2004, 02:16
wow, look at all of those billions of heterosexual anti-god couples


LMFAO, fined a shoe.
Ravea
12-10-2004, 02:25
Stupid God-Loving religious extremists. Crusify them!

By the way, if i have no shoes left, is the penelty death?
Asssassins
12-10-2004, 02:33
Stupid God-Loving religious extremists. Crusify them!

By the way, if i have no shoes left, is the penelty death?
Nah, just the removal of the genitals!
Willamena
12-10-2004, 02:36
If the only reason to support M/F marriage is that it is sacred because the Bible says so, why are non-religious people allowed to marry?
Goed
12-10-2004, 02:37
This HAS to be satire. And even if it isn't, I lurve it xD
Hellenaia
12-10-2004, 02:37
i think the gene pool needs cleaning. fanatics like those have no point in a modern, enlightened society.
Chikyota
12-10-2004, 02:39
- Infertile persons may not marry.
- Persons planning to use birth control may not marry.
- Non-virgins may not marry (Deuteronomy 22:13-21).
- Inter-racial couples may not marry (Deuteronomy 7:3).



Hmmm. Looks like I'm never going to be married then.
Chess Squares
12-10-2004, 02:39
This HAS to be satire. And even if it isn't, I lurve it xD
i think there should be a show about it, done by the muppets!
Chodolo
12-10-2004, 02:45
Lovin it... :D
Tuesday Heights
12-10-2004, 02:49
lol.

I wonder who gave these people the right to judge me? Not God, that's for sure. :rolleyes: