NationStates Jolt Archive

While browsing these, and other, forums you have undoubtedly seen dozens of hilarious or deep signatures stapled to the end of peoples posts. Pearls of wisdom can often be found at the tail end of a statement. Well, it's time to put those pearls up front.


Here you should post interesting stuff that you've read in other peoples signatures. Whether it is funny or emotionally moving or mentally insightful, if it's good post it here.

My first entrance:

__________________
First they came for the Jews
But I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist.

Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Catholics
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Catholic.

Then they came for me
And there was no one left to speak out for me.

Too long-winded, that one, for a sig. Unless a really small font was used.

My IRC quit message is "May your dreams remain untroubled by windows opened on your soul." And it's original too. : )

I've always liked Foxx's signature (A STEP FROM INSANITY), and there are other signatures I just can't think of at the moment that I like.

How about mine?

This is mine from an Aviation forum.

"I'll keep on flying until they pry the yoke from my cold dead hands!"

I saw one that said:

ARGH!!!! MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And one of Commie Miss's old ones:

I don't need summer patriots to defend me, I have ICBMs to defend me.

And Layarteb's:

Smile, AMMRAAMS love you!
May the PATRIOTS down the FROGS!

Hmmm, and that's it... but what about mine?! :P

ARGH!!!! MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rofl

Is this how we get our post count up?

What about my signature?

What about my signature?

Oh I already told you I like yours :P

You can't beat mine :p.

I mean, an irish curse AND nifty quote? Please. irish curse wins hands down :p

What about my signature?
I like your factbook

Is this how we get our post count up?
Well, since spam is hunted down like witches in 18th century Massachusetts, yes.

Well, since spam is hunted down like witches in 18th century Massachusetts, yes.
Well you have a nice sig - Orwell is kool

Someone, I don't know who, has the complete version of this quote on their signature:
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
Emerson

I think that's pretty cool.

I was thinking of adding a quote from Once Upon a Time in the West, "How can you trust a man who wears a suspenders and a belt. He can't trust his own pants." -Frank
But I don't think I will.

I like the Burroughs quote above me there.

These are pretty cool, too:
"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." -- Martin Luther King Jr

"Excuse me. Would you like to try my smoked meat log?" --Brian, The Family Guy

"By this point, a vote for Bush is a character flaw." --Janeane Garofalo

Added on, the tag line from the poster's blog-"We don't have to suck as a nation. It's not required or anything" (I may have screwed that up a little)

The John Stewart quotes from Chess Squares

"Vote for Bush, so he can finish the work he never began." - John Stewart

"Some people look at a glass and say its half full, and.. uhh.. some people look at a glass and say it's a.. uhhh.. dragon." - John Stewart

The John Stewart quotes from Chess Squares

"Vote for Bush, so he can finish the work he never began." - John Stewart

"Some people look at a glass and say its half full, and.. uhh.. some people look at a glass and say it's a.. uhhh.. dragon." - John Stewart

...what IS the dragon thing, anyways :p. I wanna know why I find it so funny xD

...what IS the dragon thing, anyways :p. I wanna know why I find it so funny xD

If I rememer correctly, that was a recent quote talking about Bush and Co. looking at Iraq and suddenly seeing a dragon.

i liked foxxinnias "14 years of not dying"
it made me laugh more than once
(he doesnt use it anymore does he?)

You know that HTML has a "crap" color but these forums don't? Such a shame...

Anyway, I kinda like mine: