Superyou!
Lunatic Goofballs
11-10-2004, 04:24
If you were you, only superpowered(all your skills, talents and strengths magnified to superhuman levels), what would you be like? What would you call yourself?
I'd have the power to cause mayhem and mischief just by thinking about it. I'd be able to strike groins telekinetically over long distances and I would be able to create mud, pudding and/or viagra out of thin air.
I'd be The Mighty Goofball! :D
Star Shadow-
11-10-2004, 04:28
The Speaker Of The machines, or something like that I'm realy chrasmatic already (you can't see or hear me so you don't know) and I have a weird sort of connections with machines.
The Island of Rose
11-10-2004, 04:30
I'm a smart and clever guy...
But I'd call myself Mr. Penis Man!
Frisbee Seppuku
11-10-2004, 04:34
I would have no special name, as I would try to remain unobtrusive. My superpower would be to make people sing and dance with Broadway quality. Think about it...every morning at 4:00AM, everyone on Earth would sing "Yellow Submarine" except for Paul McCartney, and then they'd forget about it afterwords, and Paul McCartney would be like, "WTF?"
Lunatic Goofballs
11-10-2004, 04:36
I would have no special name, as I would try to remain unobtrusive. My superpower would be to make people sing and dance with Broadway quality. Think about it...every morning at 4:00AM, everyone on Earth would sing "Yellow Submarine" except for Paul McCartney, and then they'd forget about it afterwords, and Paul McCartney would be like, "WTF?"
A truly worthwhile superpower! :)
Frisbee Seppuku
11-10-2004, 04:37
If you were you, only superpowered(all your skills, talents and strengths magnified to superhuman levels), what would you be like? What would you call yourself?
I'd have the power to cause mayhem and mischief just by thinking about it. I'd be able to strike groins telekinetically over long distances and I would be able to create mud, pudding and/or viagra out of thin air.
I'd be The Mighty Goofball! :D
But what if you create mischief for yourself or for those whom you promised not to cause mischief for in exchange for certain goods and services while you're sleeping?
Lunatic Goofballs
11-10-2004, 04:40
But what if you create mischief for yourself or for those whom you promised not to cause mischief for in exchange for certain goods and services while you're sleeping?
It's a chance I'm willing to take. Wear a cup. :D
I'd be able to change my molecular structure you know looks, shape, dimensions and appearance. I'd be called SUPER WHOA
Heiliger
11-10-2004, 04:45
I want to be able to change reality, and to see the world in a Matrix Code kinda way. That'll allow me to manupliate reality. (Yes I'm a Matrix fan) I would call myself simply "Agent".
Frisbee Seppuku
11-10-2004, 04:49
I've reconsidered, I'd call myself God-2 and I'd be able to do anything.
Tuesday Heights
11-10-2004, 04:52
I'd call myself MelZero. :cool:
Frisbee Seppuku
11-10-2004, 04:52
I've reconsidered, I'd call myself God-2 and I'd be able to do anything.
This way I wouldn't have to wear an uncomfortable cup, or indeed, codpiece of any sort!
Big Jim P
11-10-2004, 05:03
I would like to be able to remove all the little illusions that people view the world through and have them see Reality. My name would then be "Lynched Repeatedly" :p
Deltaepsilon
11-10-2004, 05:03
I would go by Dorktastic.
MunkeBrain
11-10-2004, 05:04
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I'd be able to strike groins telekinetically over long distances
"That's Telekensis, Kyle!" :D
I'd be known as "The Voice" when I wrote something, people would be hypnotized by my use of the language.
Orders of Crusaders
11-10-2004, 05:05
Hm, my power would be....the ability to take all your powers! Muuwhahaha! All mine! I'd be called, The Greedy Bastard! Muwhaha!
Star Shadow-
11-10-2004, 05:07
Hm, my power would be....the ability to take all your powers! Muuwhahaha! All mine! I'd be called, The Greedy Bastard! Muwhaha! doubt that do you have the abilty (already) to zap peoples strenght what you want and mutpiling something by a hundred are diffrent
Heiliger
11-10-2004, 05:09
Hm, my power would be....the ability to take all your powers! Muuwhahaha! All mine! I'd be called, The Greedy Bastard! Muwhaha!
Sorry my ability to control reality just re-coded your powers. Now you can only talk like a Teletubby. And mom said all those computer class wouldn't come in handy. HA!
I'd christen myself Academica. My brain would be an encyclopedia, I'd be able to fly. I always fly or float or levitate in my dreams, and everyone agrees that I excel in academics. I mean, if you could just see my grades and test scores...
Oh, and I'd have to be sexy too. Not that my history would make you think so, but I at least think I look good.
Orders of Crusaders
11-10-2004, 05:16
Sorry my ability to control reality just re-coded your powers. Now you can only talk like a Teletubby. And mom said all those computer class wouldn't come in handy. HA!
Googah ga ga? Ooo...Youa bagstard...
Heiliger
11-10-2004, 05:19
Googah ga ga? Ooo...Youa bagstard...
**rolls over laughing at Orders of Crusaders expense**
Merridonia
12-10-2004, 01:06
I think I would ask for shapeshifting powers. Be anything I wanted. Typically animals. Could go for that. I could turn into a dog, lick a hot guy, and not get punished.
Kiwi-kiwi
12-10-2004, 01:15
I would be known as the Kiwinator. I would control the loyalty of kiwi birds everywhere. Together with my fuzzy/feathery minions I would reap justice upon the world!
Or just you know... wander around and brag about my "Kiwis of Justice" and if they'd laugh, the kiwis would run out of nowhere and knock the person down and THEN who'd be laughing?!
The Island of Rose
12-10-2004, 01:15
Wait, I got it.
I would be able to make objects move. Not only that, I can summon techno music on sight. Plus, I can make lights flash at random
I'd be called... Mr. Penisman, all right!
Invisibility and flying. That'd just about set me up for life.
Lunatic Goofballs
12-10-2004, 16:27
I would like to be able to remove all the little illusions that people view the world through and have them see Reality. My name would then be "Lynched Repeatedly" :p
:) Now that'd be useful. People will see once and for all how silly they are.
Legless Pirates
12-10-2004, 16:29
The Legless Pirate is a pretty good one
I'd be able to keelhaul anyone through anything :D
I'd be called Captain Amazing. My superpower would be: Being called Captian Amazing and stealing job interviews from better candidates. Come on, you'd like to have a Captain Amazing on your payroll. Think of the psychological implications in meetings!
MissDefied
12-10-2004, 17:08
"That's Telekensis, Kyle!" :D
Actually, it's telekinesis.
I for one, would have the power for everyone to never be embarassed by typos or bad grammar.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-10-2004, 02:28
Actually, it's telekinesis.
I for one, would have the power for everyone to never be embarassed by typos or bad grammar.
:eek: Ebad!
er...Egad. *blush*
Superpower07
13-10-2004, 02:34
I'd be known as a Coordinator - somebody possessing genetically-enhaced strength, and intelligence.
Snowboarding Maniacs
13-10-2004, 02:51
I would want the power to get as drunk as I want from as much or as little amoiunt of alcohol as I feel like. If i wanted to get drunk cheaply, I would just take a shot or have one drink and I'd be set for the night. If I was playing drinking games or something I could just keep pounding them down like it's water. Also, I would never get sick or hung over. And I'd be the life of the party, every party. And every time I have sex, it would be the most amazing sex imaginable. And I would be able to read a 500 page book in 5 minutes and still quote verbatim from it 5 years later. And I'd be able.......*keeps rambling for the next hour*