NationStates Jolt Archive

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod?

What is your favorite day of the week?

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out?

Do you doubt the system?

Are you working for them?

What is your favorite board game?

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex?

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?


From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
A) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a sandwich
B) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a snickers bar
C) What’s a fork?
D) Fuck the fork
E) The kind of person who will use a knife and fork, except on finger food
F) The kind who uses a knife and fork to finish off a bag of Doritos

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
A) Yes
B) No
C) God yes
D) Fuck No
E) Never herd of that Movie
G) OK, just get rid of OJ

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
A) Yes
B) No
C) GT what?
D) I hate that game
E) Anybody who plays that game is deranged/psychotic/needs to be put away

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
A) Roses
B) Chocolate
C) Mint
D) Flatulence
E) Sulfur mixed with charcoal and potassium nitrate
F) Urine
G) Sweat
H) Burning toast

Who will take over the world first?
A) Colodia
B) Crabcake
C) Canada
D) France
E) USA
F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
A) Prostitute
B) Dominatrix
C) Groupie
D) Deranged psychopathic killer
E) Crabcake’s sex slave (I’ll treat her well. Honest, I will)

How often do you watch porn?
A) A few times a week
B) Maybe once a month
C) A few times a day
D) A few hours a day
E) I make my own
F) Porn degrades women
G) Porn degrades men, they’re the ones who want it so badly
H) Only sick people watch that stuff
I) The ball and chain keeps finding it and taking it before I can watch it

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
A) Smack some sense into the little brat
B) Shake some sense into the little brat
C) Make the little brat smoke until he/she/whatever gets sick
D) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from
E) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from so you can get some for yourself
F) Ask him/her/whatever to pass it along
G) Give some pointers on being a good smoker

Which News source is the most reliable?
A) CNN
B) MSNBC
C) ESPN
D) BBC
E) WWN

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod?
- Don't know any.

What is your favorite day of the week?
- Saturday.

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out?
- No.

Do you doubt the system?
- To some extent.

Are you working for them?
- No.

What is your favorite board game?
- Monopoly.

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex?
- Can't think of anything I'd describe as odd or bizzare. :\

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
- Never been drunk.


From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
A) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a sandwich
B) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a snickers bar
C) What’s a fork?
D) Fuck the fork
E) The kind of person who will use a knife and fork, except on finger food
F) The kind who uses a knife and fork to finish off a bag of Doritos

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
A) Yes
B) No
C) God yes
D) Fuck No
E) Never herd of that Movie
G) OK, just get rid of OJ

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
A) Yes
B) No
C) GT what?
D) I hate that game
E) Anybody who plays that game is deranged/psychotic/needs to be put away

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
A) Roses
B) Chocolate
C) Mint
D) Flatulence
E) Sulfur mixed with charcoal and potassium nitrate
F) Urine
G) Sweat
H) Burning toast

Who will take over the world first?
A) Colodia
B) Crabcake
C) Canada
D) France
E) USA
F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
A) Prostitute
B) Dominatrix
C) Groupie
D) Deranged psychopathic killer
E) Crabcake’s sex slave (I’ll treat her well. Honest, I will)

How often do you watch porn?
A) A few times a week
B) Maybe once a month
C) A few times a day
D) A few hours a day
E) I make my own
F) Porn degrades women
G) Porn degrades men, they’re the ones who want it so badly
H) Only sick people watch that stuff
I) The ball and chain keeps finding it and taking it before I can watch it

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
A) Smack some sense into the little brat
B) Shake some sense into the little brat
C) Make the little brat smoke until he/she/whatever gets sick
D) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from
E) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from so you can get some for yourself
F) Ask him/her/whatever to pass it along
G) Give some pointers on being a good smoker

Which News source is the most reliable?
A) CNN *
B) MSNBC
C) ESPN
D) BBC
E) WWN

* I have only read news from 2 of the 5 listed. So, I couldn't begin to gauge the reliability of the other 3.

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod? Amerigo

What is your favorite day of the week? Monday

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out? Maybe if I find a free ticket in my corn flakes.

Do you doubt the system?If I doubted it, how could I exploit it?

Are you working for them?They're usually chasing me.

What is your favorite board game?Strip Chess

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex?Wrap it around my waist one more time.

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?I humped a Tickle Me Elmo doll. And spent myself.


From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
A) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a sandwich
B) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a snickers bar
C) What’s a fork?
D) Fuck the fork
E) The kind of person who will use a knife and fork, except on finger food
F) The kind who uses a knife and fork to finish off a bag of Doritos

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
A) Yes
B) No
C) God yes (Imagine the jokes!
D) Fuck No
E) Never herd of that Movie
G) OK, just get rid of OJ

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
A) Yes
B) No (I take my driving very seriously. Except when I'm off-road.0
C) GT what?
D) I hate that game
E) Anybody who plays that game is deranged/psychotic/needs to be put away

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
A) Roses
B) Chocolate
C) Mint
D) Flatulence
E) Sulfur mixed with charcoal and potassium nitrate
F) Urine
G) Sweat
H) Burning toast
I) Fresh Mud

Who will take over the world first?
A) Colodia
B) Crabcake
C) Canada
D) France
E) USA
F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
A) Prostitute
B) Dominatrix
C) Groupie
D) Deranged psychopathic killer
E) Crabcake’s sex slave (I’ll treat her well. Honest, I will)

How often do you watch porn?
A) A few times a week
B) Maybe once a month
C) A few times a day
D) A few hours a day
E) I make my own
F) Porn degrades women
G) Porn degrades men, they’re the ones who want it so badly
H) Only sick people watch that stuff
I) The ball and chain keeps finding it and taking it before I can watch it
J) Porn is too 'vanilla' for me.

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
A) Smack some sense into the little brat
B) Shake some sense into the little brat
C) Make the little brat smoke until he/she/whatever gets sick
D) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from
E) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from so you can get some for yourself
F) Ask him/her/whatever to pass it along
G) Give some pointers on being a good smoker
H) Eliminate him and start over.

Which News source is the most reliable?
A) CNN
B) MSNBC
C) ESPN
D) BBC
E) WWN
F) Smoke Signals

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod?
I don't know any.

What is your favorite day of the week?
Wednesday.

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out?
Only if I can get it for free.

Do you doubt the system?
WAY beyond doubt.

Are you working for them?
No. I am hardly working at all.

What is your favorite board game?
2x4 skullcracker. It's fun, wanna play?

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex?
Oinking. Seriously.

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
Climbed onto the roof of a building, got naked with some friends, had sex with some friends, threw some bottles into the street and got arrested.


Which type of person are you?
F) The kind who uses a knife and fork to finish off a bag of Doritos.

The chips I eat by hand... but I take a knife to the bag.

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
D) Fuck No

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
B) No

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
C) Mint

Who will take over the world first?
C) Canada
Seriously. They are just acting innocent so our guard will be down.

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
B) Dominatrix

How often do you watch porn?
C) A few times a day

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
G) Give some pointers on being a good smoker

Which News source is the most reliable?
A) CNN

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod?
what?

What is your favorite day of the week?
Wednesday

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out?
Nope

Do you doubt the system?
at times

Are you working for them?
not now

What is your favorite board game?
scrabble

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex?
Me? I'm a virgin

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
not telling


From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
C) What’s a fork?

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
E) Never herd of that Movie

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
C) GT what?

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
G) Sweat

Who will take over the world first?
F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
B) Dominatrix

How often do you watch porn?
G) Porn degrades men, they’re the ones who want it so badly

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
B) Shake some sense into the little brat

Which News source is the most reliable?
MLB.com

I know I broke the rules on hat last one, but really, how can you expect me to trust any news source besides that one? all the news they print is true. Plus, there's no dead people in the headlines.

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I’m so disappointed. People don’t want their daughters to become my sex slave. :(
Well at least so far my Dominatrix theory is panning out.

Bump

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod?

What is your favorite day of the week? Saturday

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out? Are you kidding me? Of course not.

Do you doubt the system? ....no?

Are you working for them? No.

What is your favorite board game? Balderdash

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk? I've never been drunk.


From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
A) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a sandwich
B) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a snickers bar
C) What’s a fork?
D) Fuck the fork
E) The kind of person who will use a knife and fork, except on finger food
F) The kind who uses a knife and fork to finish off a bag of Doritos

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
A) Yes
B) No
C) God yes
D) Fuck No
E) Never herd of that Movie
G) OK, just get rid of OJ

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
A) Yes
B) No
C) GT what?
D) I hate that game
E) Anybody who plays that game is deranged/psychotic/needs to be put away

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
A) Roses
B) Chocolate
C) Mint
D) Flatulence
E) Sulfur mixed with charcoal and potassium nitrate
F) Urine
G) Sweat
H) Burning toast

Who will take over the world first?
A) Colodia
B) Crabcake
C) Canada
D) France
E) USA
F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
A) Prostitute
B) Dominatrix
C) Groupie
D) Deranged psychopathic killer
E) Crabcake’s sex slave (I’ll treat her well. Honest, I will)

How often do you watch porn?
A) A few times a week
B) Maybe once a month
C) A few times a day
D) A few hours a day
E) I make my own
F) Porn degrades women
G) Porn degrades men, they’re the ones who want it so badly
H) Only sick people watch that stuff
I) The ball and chain keeps finding it and taking it before I can watch it

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
A) Smack some sense into the little brat
B) Shake some sense into the little brat
C) Make the little brat smoke until he/she/whatever gets sick
D) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from
E) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from so you can get some for yourself
F) Ask him/her/whatever to pass it along
G) Give some pointers on being a good smoker

Which News source is the most reliable?
A) CNN
B) MSNBC
C) ESPN
D) BBC
E) WWN

Le Bump

Nevermind, the first question alone answers that. :p Jeez I'm slow tonight.

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod?
I don't know any, and I don't have favorites.

What is your favorite day of the week?
I'm gonna say.... Monday. (Women's Studies class.... hehe.)

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out?
Absolutely. I don't care what it's about. It has fuckin marrionettes, just like Thunderbirds should have. God bless them!

Do you doubt the system?
Nope. I know I can always rely on the system to be slow working and choked with bureaucracy, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Are you working for them?
I'm gonna plead the..... fifth?

What is your favorite board game?
Chess is nice.... and it's also the only thing that comes to mind.

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex?
Nothing comes to mind.

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
I can't tell you.... seriously; I can't tell you. I don't remember anything about it.

From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
A) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a sandwich
B) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a snickers bar
C) What’s a fork?
D) Fuck the fork
E) The kind of person who will use a knife and fork, except on finger food
F) The kind who uses a knife and fork to finish off a bag of Doritos

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
A) Yes
B) No
C) God yes (Poor bastard needs work)
D) Fuck No
E) Never herd of that Movie
G) OK, just get rid of OJ

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
A) Yes
B) No
C) GT what?
D) I hate that game
E) Anybody who plays that game is deranged/psychotic/needs to be put away

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
A) Roses
B) Chocolate
C) Mint
D) Flatulence
E) Sulfur mixed with charcoal and potassium nitrate
F) Urine
G) Sweat
H) Burning toast

Who will take over the world first?
A) Colodia
B) Crabcake (Hell, it's as likely as anything else. I doubt anyone will ever "rule the world")
C) Canada
D) France
E) USA
F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
A) Prostitute
B) Dominatrix
C) Groupie
D) Deranged psychopathic killer (I would be SO proud.)
E) Crabcake’s sex slave (I’ll treat her well. Honest, I will)

How often do you watch porn?
A) A few times a week*
B) Maybe once a month
C) A few times a day
D) A few hours a day
E) I make my own
F) Porn degrades women*
G) Porn degrades men, they’re the ones who want it so badly
H) Only sick people watch that stuff
I) The ball and chain keeps finding it and taking it before I can watch it
*What?! I can do both!

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
A) Smack some sense into the little brat
B) Shake some sense into the little brat
C) Make the little brat smoke until he/she/whatever gets sick
D) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from
E) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from so you can get some for yourself
F) Ask him/her/whatever to pass it along
G) Give some pointers on being a good smoker

Which News source is the most reliable?
A) CNN
B) MSNBC
C) ESPN
D) BBC
E) WWN (Weekly World News, right? Man, who else has the balls to tell the truth about WMD in Iraq... clever bastards making huge sling-shots and tricking us all into thinking they had nukes. It's brilliant!)

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod? Neut

What is your favorite day of the week? Saturday

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out? Maybe

Do you doubt the system? Sometimes

Are you working for them? I am one of them

What is your favorite board game? I prefer cards

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex? The girl suddenly shouting out "Ohhhhhh Bluebird!!!!" :confused:

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk? I'm not sure I want to remember


From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
D) Fuck the fork

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
A) Yes

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
B) No

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
E) Sulfur mixed with charcoal and potassium nitrate

Who will take over the world first?
F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
B) Dominatrix

How often do you watch porn?
A) A few times a week

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
B) Shake some sense into the little brat

Which News source is the most reliable?
E) WWN

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod? dont know

What is your favorite day of the week? friday

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out? No

Do you doubt the system? Yes

Are you working for them? No

What is your favorite board game? Nightmare

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex? Fuck me you bitch.

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk? cant remember.


From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?

D) Fuck the fork


Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?

D) Fuck No


Have you ever driven around GTA style?
A) Yes


Which smell do you prefer over all others?

E) Sulfur mixed with charcoal and potassium nitrate

Who will take over the world first?

F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?

D) Deranged psychopathic killer


How often do you watch porn?

E) I make my own


You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?

E) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from so you can get some for yourself


Which News source is the most reliable?
A) CNN

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod?
Slaglands
What is your favorite day of the week?
Thursday
Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out?
nope
Do you doubt the system?
sure, anyone who doesnt if deeply stupid, but its the best we have so far
Are you working for them?
no
What is your favorite board game?
Shotty chess
What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex?kinda like an oink

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
.. I dont remember actually doing it

From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
C) What’s a fork?

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
G) OK, just get rid of OJ

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
No

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
D) Flatulence

Who will take over the world first?
F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
D) Deranged psychopathic killer

How often do you watch porn?
A) A few times a week
F) Porn degrades women
G) Porn degrades men, they’re the ones who want it so badly
H) Only sick people watch that stuff

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
A) Smack some sense into the little brat
B) Shake some sense into the little brat
C) Make the little brat smoke until he/she/whatever gets sick
D) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from

Which News source is the most reliable?

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod?
They exist?

What is your favorite day of the week?
Today

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out?
Maybe

Do you doubt the system?
I don't doubt that it works, its ethics sometimes can be a little off.

Are you working for them?
No

What is your favorite board game?
Monopoly

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex?
Never thought about it tbh, heh.

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
Refer to ethics of system, choose not to answer ><

Which type of person are you?
E) The kind of person who will use a knife and fork, except on finger food

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
A) Yes

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
B) No

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
C) Mint

Who will take over the world first?
E) USA (I'd probably bet on China though)

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
D) Deranged psychopathic killer

How often do you watch porn?
J) I don't, but don't care what others do

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
B) Shake some sense into the little brat

Which News source is the most reliable?
D) BBC

Ha ha ha ha ha, OK you can stop making up your own answers for the forced choice section. :rolleyes:

Ha ha ha ha ha, OK you can stop making up your own answers for the forced choice section. :rolleyes:

Sorry. I think I started that trend. ;)

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod?
Eh.
What is your favorite day of the week?
Friday.
Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out?
No.
Do you doubt the system?
Yes.
Are you working for them?
No.
What is your favorite board game?
Bored Game, you mean?
What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex?
*Impossible to translate*
What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
Locked a friend in a cupboard and forgot about him...until the next day (He went to sleep right away anyway.)

From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
A) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a sandwich
B) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a snickers bar
C) What’s a fork?
D) Fuck the fork
E) The kind of person who will use a knife and fork, except on finger food
F) The kind who uses a knife and fork to finish off a bag of Doritos

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
A) Yes
B) No
C) God yes
D) Fuck No
E) Never herd of that Movie
G) OK, just get rid of OJ

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
A) Yes
B) No
C) GT what?
D) I hate that game
E) Anybody who plays that game is deranged/psychotic/needs to be put away

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
A) Roses
B) Chocolate
C) Mint
D) Flatulence
E) Sulfur mixed with charcoal and potassium nitrate
F) Urine
G) Sweat
H) Burning toast

Who will take over the world first?
A) Colodia
B) Crabcake
C) Canada
D) France
E) USA
F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
A) Prostitute
B) Dominatrix
C) Groupie
D) Deranged psychopathic killer
E) Crabcake’s sex slave (I’ll treat her well. Honest, I will)

How often do you watch porn?
A) A few times a week
B) Maybe once a month
C) A few times a day
D) A few hours a day
E) I make my own
F) Porn degrades women
G) Porn degrades men, they’re the ones who want it so badly
H) Only sick people watch that stuff
I) The ball and chain keeps finding it and taking it before I can watch it

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
A) Smack some sense into the little brat
B) Shake some sense into the little brat
C) Make the little brat smoke until he/she/whatever gets sick
D) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from
E) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from so you can get some for yourself
F) Ask him/her/whatever to pass it along
G) Give some pointers on being a good smoker

Which News source is the most reliable?
A) CNN
B) MSNBC
C) ESPN
D) BBC
E) WWN
F) None of the Above

Sorry. I think I started that trend. ;)
Yeah, but who's the more foolish, the fool or the fools who follow?

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod?
Don't know
What is your favorite day of the week?
Wednesday
Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out?
Probably
Do you doubt the system?
Who's asking?
Are you working for them?
Wouldn't you like to know?!
What is your favorite board game?
RISK
What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex?
Me have sex? That's funny
What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
The police said if I touched another alcoholic beverage they'd beat the living sh*t out of me. Or was that my dog?
From here on you may only choose from the listed options.
Which type of person are you?
E) The kind of person who will use a knife and fork, except on finger food
Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
H)No, but they should make another one.
Have you ever driven around GTA style?
A) Yes (but I made $650 and got a bottle of potato chips)
Which smell do you prefer over all others?
B) Chocolate
Who will take over the world first?
C) Canada (with me at the helm)
Which would you rather have your daughter become?
F) That's so nice that you'd think someone would have a child with me.
How often do you watch porn?
H) Only sick people watch that stuff
You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
C) Make the little brat smoke until he/she/whatever gets sick
Which News source is the most reliable?
F) CBC

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod? Don't know any

What is your favorite day of the week? Thursday

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out? Possibly

Do you doubt the system? always
Are you working for them? certainly not

What is your favorite board game? trivial pursuit

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex? none, disappointingly

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
taken a piss next to a police car, with police in it

From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
A) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a sandwich
B) The kind who uses a knife and fork to eat a snickers bar
C) What’s a fork?
D) Fuck the fork
E) The kind of person who will use a knife and fork, except on finger food *
F) The kind who uses a knife and fork to finish off a bag of Doritos

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
A) Yes
B) No
C) God yes
D) Fuck No
E) Never herd of that Movie
G) OK, just get rid of OJ *

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
A) Yes
B) No
C) GT what? *
D) I hate that game
E) Anybody who plays that game is deranged/psychotic/needs to be put away

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
A) Roses *
B) Chocolate
C) Mint
D) Flatulence
E) Sulfur mixed with charcoal and potassium nitrate
F) Urine
G) Sweat
H) Burning toast

Who will take over the world first?
A) Colodia
B) Crabcake
C) Canada
D) France *
E) USA
F) Japan

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
A) Prostitute
B) Dominatrix
C) Groupie *
D) Deranged psychopathic killer
E) Crabcake’s sex slave (I’ll treat her well. Honest, I will)

How often do you watch porn?
A) A few times a week
B) Maybe once a month *
C) A few times a day
D) A few hours a day
E) I make my own
F) Porn degrades women
G) Porn degrades men, they’re the ones who want it so badly
H) Only sick people watch that stuff
I) The ball and chain keeps finding it and taking it before I can watch it

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
A) Smack some sense into the little brat
B) Shake some sense into the little brat
C) Make the little brat smoke until he/she/whatever gets sick
D) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from
E) Ask where he/she/whatever got it from so you can get some for yourself
F) Ask him/her/whatever to pass it along
G) Give some pointers on being a good smoker *

Which News source is the most reliable?
A) CNN
B) MSNBC
C) ESPN
D) BBC *
E) WWN

Who is your favorite retired NS Mod? I have none.

What is your favorite day of the week? Friday

Do you plan on watching Team America World Police when it comes out? IS THE POPE CATHOLIC? HELL YEAH I'M GOING TO SEE IT!!!

Do you doubt the system? My goal in life is to become the system

Are you working for them? Not yet.

What is your favorite board game? Risk or Axis and Allies

What is the most odd/bizarre word/phrase/noise you have ever heard during sex? Let's not go there...

What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk? Toar down trees in the woods, with my bare hands.


From here on you may only choose from the listed options.

Which type of person are you?
E) The kind of person who will use a knife and fork, except on finger food

Should they make another Naked Gun movie with OJ Simpson?
G) OK, just get rid of OJ

Have you ever driven around GTA style?
B) No

Which smell do you prefer over all others?
E) Sulfur mixed with charcoal and potassium nitrate

Who will take over the world first?
E) USA

Which would you rather have your daughter become?
B) Dominatrix

How often do you watch porn?
B) Maybe once a month

You catch your kid smoking pot, what do you do?
A) Smack some sense into the little brat

Which News source is the most reliable?
C) ESPN

Yeah, but who's the more foolish, the fool or the fools who follow?

DOn't ask me. I'm always the first into the mudpit. :)

*Throws mud at LG*