"Fun Fundy Quiz"
Clonetopia
10-10-2004, 23:03
Something amusing I stumbled across:
Take the quiz (http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/quiz.html)
Note, unless you are a theist, you can actually take the quiz, but it is funny to read.
Heiliger
10-10-2004, 23:13
I answeared mostly A's. LOL!
Foolish Pesants
10-10-2004, 23:19
Heh, nice.
All C's. I will pray for you heathens using this "internets".
Von Witzleben
10-10-2004, 23:32
All C's. I will pray for you heathens using this "internets".
Aye, the intenet is just another way for Satan to suck you. Your soul that is.
Nag Ehgoeg
10-10-2004, 23:35
9. It is Halloween. What do you do?
A) Have a Halloween party, let the kids dress up as monsters and ghosts. What fun!
B) It is a pagan ritual, and you will have nothing to do with it.
C) Walk the streets, shouting at foolish parents who are leaving their children open to demonic possession and Satan's influence
LOL we acutally did C for a few years!
15. You meet a stranger walking down the street, who asks you the time. What do you say to him/her?
A) "Let's see... It's a quarter past eleven. You're welcome."
B) "Quarter past eleven. Say, I'm on my way to church - would you care to come along?"
C) "It's nearly the time of the Second Coming! Kneel, friend, and pray with me for Christ Jesus is on His way!"
I did C on a dare once (after I became an atheist)
19. Your teenage son is playing rock music in his room with some friends. What do you do?
A) Say "Hey, this has got a good beat!", and dance around, embarassing him forever.
B) Ask if he wouldn't rather play some good Inspirational music, or Gospel albums?
C) Call the church Elders around to exorcise the stereo system, and drive the demons out of the child before he loses his soul to Satan.
When I first heard Black Sabbath. My dad took me to church before the elders and they layed hands on me and prayed. Not quite C but close...
22. You meet someone who claims to be an atheist. How do you react to this strange notion?
A) Let him/her be. I believe what I believe, and others can believe what they like. I know the truth but it's a private matter.
B) Inform the person that God believes in them, even if they do not believe in God, and that you will pray for them.
C) Make it your life's purpose to convert them at all costs. Pester them incessantly and bring up the subject of their salvation at every opportunity.
C has happened to me... A lot... And I used to do C
Anyhoo all my family are happy athiests now days... except me I'm a SATANIST!
the edit was correcting the spelling of Sabboth to Sabbath. I don't usually correct spellings, dsylexic, but that just annoyed me
Clonetopia
11-10-2004, 00:14
*Bump*
Unfree People
11-10-2004, 00:42
Wow, that's hilarious.5. It is Easter. How do you celebrate?
C) Build a large wooden cross and nail yourself to it, so that others may see how Jesus suffered.Now how come I wish more religious fundies would do this? :p
Von Witzleben
11-10-2004, 00:44
Wow, that's hilarious.Now how come I wish more religious fundies would do this? :p
They do it in the Philippines each Easter.
Unfree People
11-10-2004, 00:49
They do it in the Philippines each Easter.
Ew. And people say that missionaries did good deeds?
Von Witzleben
11-10-2004, 00:54
Ew. And people say that missionaries did good deeds?
Well, they did help to spread the Good News. The Phillipines are the only country in East Asia with a majority Christian population. About 96% or so.
Unfree People
11-10-2004, 01:34
Well, they did help to spread the Good News. The Phillipines are the only country in East Asia with a majority Christian population. About 96% or so.
...I can't contain my joy.
It seems like that's a rather bad thing, to me.
PapalNuncio
11-10-2004, 01:49
The people in the Philipenes are Catholic not Fundamentalist. Further, they don't do this on Easter, they do it on Good Friday. Easter is a time of Joy in the Ressurection.
The Pope has pleaded with them to stop, but they won't.
-pm
Misfitasia
11-10-2004, 02:17
The Pope has pleaded with them to stop, but they won't.
-pm
That still won't stop some people from blaming him (and all Christians, for that matter) for them doing so.
Jever Pilsener
11-10-2004, 17:43
The people in the Philipenes are Catholic not Fundamentalist.
They crucify themselves. Sounds pretty fundamentalist to me.
They do it in the Philippines each Easter.
Which sucks, because a lot of philipeneo (sp?) girls are pretty hot
PioMagnus
12-10-2004, 03:32
I've only heard of the guys doing it. That doesn't mean that some of the girls haven't...but it is definately less common. So they should still be pretty hot.
Snowboarding Maniacs
12-10-2004, 03:43
They don't actually kill themselves though, don't worry. :)
Often, it's the same people doing it every year.