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He throws away someone else's medals.
He drives someone else's SUV.
He marries someone else's wife.
And he inherits someone else's money

I think we should all vote for him to be president of someone else's country! :D

*doesnt laugh*

lol, gotta admit that's kinda cute.

of course, i'm still going to have to vote that bum into office...just take it as a sign of how bad the GOP has let things get, that a fellow like Kerry is actually the LESSER of the evils.

Weren't you the one who posted that website of fallacies that mentioned how attacking someone's character is not a valid method of debate?

edit- to E-something who started the thread, not bottle

of course, i'm still going to have to vote that bum into office...just take it as a sign of how bad the GOP has let things get, that a fellow like Kerry is actually the LESSER of the evils.

I feel the same way.

Weren't you the one who posted that website of fallacies that mentioned how attacking someone's character is not a valid method of debate?

edit- to E-something who started the thread, not bottle

Um ... who said anything about "debating" on this thread? I just thought it was funny. :D

I feel the same way.

You'll be sooooorrrryyyy! As a matter of fact, so will we all! Sigh! :headbang:

What does "He drives someone else's SUV" supposed to imply?

Um ... who said anything about "debating" on this thread? I just thought it was funny. :D

Oh, right. I think you have to be American to get the humour (or at least know more about Kerry's personal life than I do).

He drives someone else's SUV.

Shouldn't be driving no dammed S.U.V.

What does "He drives someone else's SUV" supposed to imply?
http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0404/141664.html

What does "He drives someone else's SUV" supposed to imply?

When asked how he could criticise those who drove SUVs since he drives one himself, he stated that it wasn't "his," it belonged to his "family."

sure he married someone else's wife

but at least his daddy didnt buy her.

When asked how he could criticise those who drove SUVs since he drives one himself, he stated that it wasn't "his," it belonged to his "family."

Ah.

Well, I can forgive him if his wife has an SUV but not him. I certainly wouldn't want to tell that woman that she couldn't have an SUV if she wanted one.:)

Ah.

Well, I can forgive him if his wife has an SUV but not him. I certainly wouldn't want to tell that woman that she couldn't have an SUV if she wanted one.:)

ROFL! Teresa does seem to be a bit ... um .. severe! :D

ROFL! Teresa does seem to be a bit ... um .. severe! :D

Especially since it's probably her money being used to buy said SUV.

Well, as far as Im concerned, a severed, shriveled, rotting goat testicle could be running against bush, and I would vote for it. So... Yeah.

Well, as far as Im concerned, a severed, shriveled, rotting goat testicle could be running against bush, and I would vote for it. So... Yeah.
i would vote for the testicle over Kerry, too.

i would vote for the testicle over Kerry, too.

I think that Bush and Kerry are testicles.

I think that Bush and Kerry are testicles.

What a horrible image this statement has produced in my mind...

What a horrible image this statement has produced in my mind...

ROFLMAO!!!! You need to go watch a movie or something ... get that image out of yer mind! ROFL!

I think that Bush and Kerry are testicles.

Hrmmm ... now I have to wonder who the dick is ...

Hrmmm ... now I have to wonder who the dick is ...

Hmm, very interesting thought....

He throws away someone else's medals.
He drives someone else's SUV.
He marries someone else's wife.
And he inherits someone else's money

And now he is going to take someone else's job! :D

Ad hominem/strawman argument. Well, it would be if you were using it as a reason not to vote for his policies.
Dear lord.

Hrmmm ... now I have to wonder who the dick is ...

Cheney?

And now he is going to take someone else's job! :D

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!


:cool: :cool: :cool:

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He throws away someone else's medals.
He drives someone else's SUV.
He marries someone else's wife.
And he inherits someone else's money

I think we should all vote for him to be president of someone else's country! :D
i think you should keep the bullshit topics down to 1 a day, didnt a mod warn you about that a few weeks ago?

I think that Bush and Kerry are testicles.
Does this mean that Dick Cheney is above them, controlling both?

He throws away someone else's medals.
He drives someone else's SUV.
He marries someone else's wife.
And he inherits someone else's money

I think we should all vote for him to be president of someone else's country! :D

LOL. I am a Kerry supporter and even I can laugh at this.

LOL. I am a Kerry supporter and even I can laugh at this.

Speaks well for your sense of humor. :)

LOL. I am a Kerry supporter and even I can laugh at this.
its not so much that its not funny, its that EUtrusca posted it and he does shit like this at least thrice a day

:eek:
I think that Bush and Kerry are testicles.
Ewwwwww.......

Hrmmm ... now I have to wonder who the dick is ...
Ewwwwww.......

....but it's still kinda funny. :D

Funny. :D

What does "He drives someone else's SUV" supposed to imply?
Simple. He drives one or more SUVs...he even bragged to UAW members in Detroit about owning SUVs. Then for Earth Day, when he was confronted with those statements, he said he didn't own the SUVs...his FAMILY owned them.

So, he drives someone else's SUV.

He throws away someone else's medals.
He drives someone else's SUV.
He marries someone else's wife.
And he inherits someone else's money

I think we should all vote for him to be president of someone else's country! :D
He could go be president of that suckhole France. They all hate America just like Kerry.

Excuse me, the way the Dear USA is heading France will start to look like a good place soon... not that soon, but the day is coming... well maybye not france.

Excuse me, the way the Dear USA is heading France will start to look like a good place soon... not that soon, but the day is coming... well maybye not france.
That is quite the Kerry-esque statement there.

That is quite the Kerry-esque statement there.
"France might be the best place to live, I mean it might, but probably not, but I am sure it will."

"France might be the best place to live, I mean it might, but probably not, but I am sure it will."

I think I'd rather live in russia than france

I think I'd rather live in russia than france
At least the Russians know how to fight in a war.

At least the Russians know how to fight in a war.

Yeah, eliminate democratic election of governors in favor of presidential appointment, all in the name of "national security".

Hrmmm ... now I have to wonder who the dick is ...




Cheney. :sniper:

Cheney. :sniper:
...owns you, simpleton.

At least the Russians know how to fight in a war.


Underequiped, poorly led, and dying in droves?

Sorry, that was kinda in poor taste, wasn't it? ;)

You.

Don't.

Know.

Dick.

:p

...owns you, simpleton.



You, or Dick Cheney? Such abstract statements are hard for simpletons like myself to follow.

Underequiped, poorly led, and dying in droves?

Sorry, that was kinda in poor taste, wasn't it? ;)



That sounds alot like the chinese.Also the russians only suffer from a poor gov't, the individual soldier is usually pretty good (russian soldier I mean)

Yep, far better than Bush:
Who's daddy got him into Yale
Who's daddy got him into the National Guard
Who's daddy got him most of his businesses
Who's brother won him the election for him
Who's VP makes the decisions for him

A much superior candidate, wouldn't you agree?

At least the Russians know how to fight in a war.
Why is it that yanks think the French are such cowards?

He throws away someone else's medals.
He drives someone else's SUV.
He marries someone else's wife.
And he inherits someone else's money

I think we should all vote for him to be president of someone else's country! :D
EXCELLENT! :cool:

Why is it that yanks think the French are such cowards?

Because they are.

The hundreds of thousands of french marching to surrender to tens of thousands of Germans in WW2 sealed the deal.

Who's daddy got him into Yale
Who's daddy got him into the National Guard
Who's daddy got him most of his businesses
Who's brother won him the election for him
Who's VP makes the decisions for him

Who just used 5 lies based on nothing but anecdotal evidence of bitter spindoctors?

If you want to make a joke about Bush, you should probably talk about his strategery of nucular disarmament.

Why is it that yanks think the French are such cowards?

Our American educational system is so ineffective, that no one remembers Napoleon. Also, don't foget the 100 years war. That's a long time of war. If they were a cowardly people, don't you think it wouldn't have lasted so long?

He throws away someone else's medals.
He drives someone else's SUV.
He marries someone else's wife.
And he inherits someone else's money

I think we should all vote for him to be president of someone else's country! :D
When do I move to that country?

Our American educational system is so ineffective, that no one remembers Napoleon. Also, don't foget the 100 years war. That's a long time of war. If they were a cowardly people, don't you think it wouldn't have lasted so long?

French Military History in a Nutshell

- Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000
years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an
Italian.

- Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic
who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's
armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."

-Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever
lose two wars when fighting Italians.

- Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

- Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages
to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the
other participants started ignoring her.

- War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as
chapeaux.

-The Dutch War - Tied

-War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
Lost,but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded
Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French
military power.

-War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their
first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

- American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to
future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists
saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and
leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when
America does most of the fighting."

- French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was
also French.

- The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First
Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a
British footwear designer.

- The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk
Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

- World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the
United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not
only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly,
widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement
in the French bloodline.

-World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and
Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

- War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with
the Dien Bien Flu

- Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western
army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the
First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule
is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans,
English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

- War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history,
surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender
to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should
not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France
collapses?"

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."


No I'm not serious, I just love this bit.

What about Charlemagne?

What about Charlemagne?

From http://www.chronique.com/Library/MedHistory/charlemagne.htm

The greatest of medieval kings was born in 742, at a place unknown. He was of German blood and speech, and shared some characteristics of his people- strength of body, courage of spirit, pride of race, and a crude simplicity many centuries apart from the urbane polish of the modern French. He had little book learning; read only a few books- but good ones; tried in his old age to learn writing, but never quite succeeded; yet he could speak old Teutonic and literary Latin, and understood Greek.

Why is it that yanks think the French are such cowards?
Gee, do the words "track record" mean anything to you?

When do I move to that country?

Now. Here's your ticket. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! :D

Now. Here's your ticket. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! :D
Maybe they can take Alec Baldwin and Babs Streisand.

Maybe they can take Alec Baldwin and Babs Streisand.

Yes, God! Please!

French Military History in a Nutshell

- Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000
years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an
Italian.

- Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic
who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's
armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."

-Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever
lose two wars when fighting Italians.

- Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

- Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages
to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the
other participants started ignoring her.

- War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as
chapeaux.

-The Dutch War - Tied

-War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
Lost,but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded
Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French
military power.

-War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their
first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

- American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to
future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists
saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and
leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when
America does most of the fighting."

- French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was
also French.

- The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First
Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a
British footwear designer.

- The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk
Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

- World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the
United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not
only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly,
widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement
in the French bloodline.

-World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and
Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

- War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with
the Dien Bien Flu

- Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western
army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the
First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule
is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans,
English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

- War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history,
surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender
to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should
not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France
collapses?"

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."


No I'm not serious, I just love this bit.


Yeah...Funny. Here's another example of French cowardice:A firsthand account of Verdun, where 700.000 (a conservative estimate, some claim 2 million) soldiers lost their lives:

Verdun has become a battle of madmen in the midst of a volcano.

Whole regiments melt in a few minutes, and others take their places only to perish in the same way. Between Saturday morning [May 10th] and noon Tuesday [May 23rd] we estimate that the Germans used up 100,000 men on the west Meuse front alone.

That is the price they paid for the recapture of our recent gains and the seizure of our outlying positions.

The valley separating Le Mort Homme from Hill 287 is choked with bodies. A full brigade was mowed down in a quarter hour's holocaust by our machine guns. Le Mort Homme itself passed from our possession, but the crescent Bourrus position to the south prevents the enemy from utilizing it.

The scene there is appalling, but is dwarfed in comparison with fighting around Douaumont. West of the Meuse, at least, one dies in the open air, but at Douaumont is the horror of darkness, where the men fight in tunnels, screaming with the lust of butchery, deafened by shells and grenades, stifled by smoke.

Even the wounded refuse to abandon the struggle. As though possessed by devils, they fight on until they fall senseless from loss of blood. A surgeon in a front-line post told me that, in a redoubt at the south part of the fort, of 200 French dead, fully half had more than two wounds. Those he was able to treat seemed utterly insane. They kept shouting war cries and their eyes blazed, and, strangest of all, they appeared indifferent to pain.

At one moment anaesthetics ran out owing to the impossibility of bringing forward fresh supplies through the bombardment. Arms, even legs, were amputated without a groan, and even afterward the men seemed not to have felt the shock. They asked for a cigarette or inquired how the battle was going

Funny, eh?

Now. Here's your ticket. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! :D
I'll see you in that country next January! :Þ

I'll see you in that country next January! :Þ

AS IF!!!! :D