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FBI Uncovers Possible Cache of Unlabeled Kerry Plans

by Scott Ott (2004-10-09) -- ( http://www.ScrappleFace.com )

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) said today it has found what may be a cache of plans by John Forbes Kerry to address the crises in health care, the economy, Iraq and a host of other national traumas.

"We were called in on the case after the plans had gone missing through two
presidential debates," said an FBI spokesman. "I have to caution you, however, that it may take several months or more to translate these documents and discover whether they are, in fact, plans. It's still up in the air because the file folders in which we found them had no labels. Apparently, Mr. Kerry doesn't like to label anything."

A spokesman for the Kerry-Edwards campaign refused to comment directly on the FBI discovery.

"Sen. Kerry has said 'I have a plan' and we will leave it at that," said the
unnamed source. "The FBI, at the direction of John Ashcroft, is on a fishing
expedition to embarrass John Kerry just before the election."

The source noted that "when Martin Luther King Jr. said 'I have a dream' no one demanded that he prove it. Why should Sen. Kerry be held to higher standard?"

TO THE MODS: Yes, this is a humorous post. Yes, I placed a link to it.

It may be a joke, but, it wouldn't surprise me if this was really happening with the paranoia of the Bush Administration and John Ashcroft.

It may be a joke, but, it wouldn't surprise me if this was really happening with the paranoia of the Bush Administration and John Ashcroft.
be afraid! ..but not too afraid..

It may be a joke, but, it wouldn't surprise me if this was really happening with the paranoia of the Bush Administration and John Ashcroft.

be afraid! ..but not too afraid..

LOL! You two crack me up! Just having the opportunity to peer into the strange, cold world of the far left has been more than adequate recompense for all the abuse I suffer at your words!

[places back of hand against head, rolls head back, quotes "Dr. Smith" of Lost In Space fame] "Oh, the pain! The pain!" :D

Must you turn everything into a spiel about "leftists"?

LOL! You two crack me up! Just having the opportunity to peer into the strange, cold world of the far left has been more than adequate recompense for all the abuse I suffer at your words!

[places back of hand against head, rolls head back, quotes "Dr. Smith" of Lost In Space fame] "Oh, the pain! The pain!" :D
grow up

LOL! You two crack me up! Just having the opportunity to peer into the strange, cold world of the far left has been more than adequate recompense for all the abuse I suffer at your words!

The left is neither strange nor cold, as we could say the same about the right, but we don't; we have greater respect than you seem to do in regards to our opinions and rights you so carefully chose to fought for so many years ago.

You should grow up as well. Go outside and do something, instead of sitting on your heinie posting, which by your count shows you've been on your butt all summer. ;)

Good one. Do you even have opinions of your own, or are all of yours copy and pasted opinions of other people?

You should grow up as well. Go outside and do something, instead of sitting on your heinie posting, which by your count shows you've been on your butt all summer. ;)

ROFLMAO!! :D


Good one. Do you even have opinions of your own, or are all of yours copy and pasted opinions of other people?

I've been accused of the same thing. ( shrug ) Unlax. He's just trying to lighten things up a bit.

I've been accused of the same thing. ( shrug ) Unlax. He's just trying to lighten things up a bit.

Yeah, uh, I was talking about you.

Yeah, uh, I was talking about you.

Well, let's see ... I've been accused of stating nothing but my opinions without any supporting evidence. I've been accused of linking to my own essays to "prove" what I say on here. And now I'm being accused of not having any opinions of my own? Hmmm. Sometimes it's difficult to sort out all these accusations.

On what subject would you like to hear my opinions, supported or not? :D

Must you turn everything into a spiel about "leftists"?
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Ahahahhaa!

Well, let's see ... I've been accused of stating nothing but my opinions without any supporting evidence. I've been accused of linking to my own essays to "prove" what I say on here. And now I'm being accused of not having any opinions of my own? Hmmm. Sometimes it's difficult to sort out all these accusations.

On what subject would you like to hear my opinions, supported or not? :D

I'd like it if you'd stop just making threads that consist solely of a copy and pasted article from somewhere else and a link. I'd like it if you'd actually make threads about your own opinions, instead of the opinions of other people that you happen to agree with. You don't need to build the reputation of the right-wing Red Arrow, believe me.

They're mindless BushBots, you can expect them to have independant thoughts. The most they can do is spout endless Republican rhetoric and result to flaming when their fragile 'beliefs' are crushed.

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that reminds me, i still need a picture of a troll and a computer

I'd like it if you'd stop just making threads that consist solely of a copy and pasted article from somewhere else and a link. I'd like it if you'd actually make threads about your own opinions, instead of the opinions of other people that you happen to agree with. You don't need to build the reputation of the right-wing Red Arrow, believe me.

What about this one then:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=363786

What about this one then:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=363786

A letter of dubious origin followed by absolutely no opinion of your own.