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It's easier to milk a she then a he!

MoeHoward
09-10-2004, 16:17
HaHa, gotta love those wacky Brits, and their crazy TV shows....


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By STEWART WHITTINGHAM

OUTRAGED viewers blasted TV channel Five yesterday for showing David Beckham scandal girl Rebecca Loos pleasuring a PIG.

The sickening act — in reality show The Farm — was branded “bestiality on the box”.

The brunette, 27, stimulated the boar for ten minutes as she collected a flask of semen to inseminate sows.

Loos later told fellow celebrities: “I gave it a w***.”

Five and TV watchdog Ofcom received a string of complaints over the graphic scenes.

Viewer Ian Millar, 32, said: “It turned my stomach.”

Clean-up campaigners demanded The Farm be taken off the air.



Loos ... 'I gave it a w***'



Horrified John Bayer, director of Mediawatch-UK, stormed: “This is sickening — it is nothing short of bestiality. It beggars belief that Five can think this is suitable for broadcast.

“The show should be taken off the air immediately.”

The RSPCA, which has complained to watchdog Ofcom about other antics on the show, accused producers of pandering to a “morbid and sordid fascination with farm animals”.

Loos — among celebrities acting as farmhands in the programme — donned rubber gloves after she was picked to stimulate the boar in a barn and collect its semen.

It took her ten minutes to fill a flask with nearly three quarters of a pint.
Afterwards she told fellow celebs how the boar was “thrusting really hard”. She added: “And then I grip.”

Loos, who hit the headlines over her alleged fling with England soccer skipper David Beckham in Spain, also moaned: “My arms are aching.”

Fellow farmhand Debbie McGee, 45, told her: “You must do it really well.”

Stan Collymore, 33, asked: “Was it good? Did you feel it?”

Around 1.6million viewers saw the scene on Tuesday during the programme’s hour-long 10pm slot.

Five spokesman Nick Dear yesterday insisted: “Rebecca was not chosen for some sort of titillation. The vet decided that she was the most competent person to do it.”

But Five and Ofcom were bombarded with complaints. Cabbie Ian Millar, 32, of Salford, Gtr Manchester, said: “It was horrible. I could barely watch.”

Hospital worker Matthew Hill, 34, of Cranbrook, Kent, said: “Who wants to see a pig doing this on TV? I just had to turn the telly off.”

Student Lydia Haines, 18, of Wythenshawe, Gtr Manchester said: “It was vile — one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen.”

Andrew Butler, of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, fumed: “This is just pure titillation and I’m sure Rebecca Loos was chosen for that reason.

“It’s outrageous. These celebrities should be nowhere near these animals. We want the programme taken off the air before any animals are harmed.”


Down on the farm indeed.
Jeruselem
09-10-2004, 16:34
Please don't give New Zealand any ideas OK?

:eek:
Essell
09-10-2004, 16:41
collecting semen from farm animals is a normall and essential execise on farms, it's done all the time for the purpose of artificial insemination.

if it happens in life why not show it on TV?
it's real.

all these people who complained sat there watching the program and then complained.
if it's not your kind of thing then change the channel.
The fairy tinkerbelly
09-10-2004, 17:30
I can't believe people complained, everyone in Britain knows what kind of programmes you get on channel 5 so it serves them all right for watching in the first place!
Snowboarding Maniacs
09-10-2004, 17:35
collecting semen from farm animals is a normall and essential execise on farms, it's done all the time for the purpose of artificial insemination.

if it happens in life why not show it on TV?
it's real.

all these people who complained sat there watching the program and then complained.
if it's not your kind of thing then change the channel.
Essel is right. It's not a big deal. I find the "beastiality" accusations pretty amusing. I mean come on, Johnny Knoxville would rub animals' penises all the time on Jackass when that was on, and now they keep doing it on Wild Boys too. And they're just doing it for shits and giggles too, not for valid purposes.
Legless Pirates
09-10-2004, 18:00
Dutch whores do everything :D
Chess Squares
09-10-2004, 18:12
welcome to artificial insemination, have a nice day
Legless Pirates
09-10-2004, 18:16
How do you think it's done on humans?
Spoffin
09-10-2004, 18:17
Oh for fucks sakes!

I'm more disturbed, quite frankly, that viewers connected that procedure with sex than anything which actually went on there. And I don't know quite where PETA or the RSPCA are getting cruelty to animals from.
Chess Squares
09-10-2004, 18:19
Oh for fucks sakes!

I'm more disturbed, quite frankly, that viewers connected that procedure with sex than anything which actually went on there. And I don't know quite where PETA or the RSPCA are getting cruelty to animals from.
oh please, PETA thinks its cruelty to animals if some one with a head cold handles them
Tetenen
09-10-2004, 18:36
I am disturbed by the fact that Rebecca Loos did it...'cos she has a very dirty mind hence :"I gave it a w***"...

Its ruined her credibility further...

I understand that artificial insemination is required, but the fact is, we don't need to see it being done, especially by Loos.
Petsburg
09-10-2004, 18:39
Oh for fucks sakes!

I'm more disturbed, quite frankly, that viewers connected that procedure with sex than anything which actually went on there. And I don't know quite where PETA or the RSPCA are getting cruelty to animals from.

Gotta agree with Spoffin here. Ever been to a farm? like someone said, they collect semen for artificial insemination and no other reason.

If Channel 4 did a report on this, god knows what the reaction would be.
Chess Squares
09-10-2004, 18:43
I am disturbed by the fact that Rebecca Loos did it...'cos she has a very dirty mind hence :"I gave it a w***"...

Its ruined her credibility further...

I understand that artificial insemination is required, but the fact is, we don't need to see it being done, especially by Loos.
ill tell you like i told eutruscna: grow up
Legless Pirates
09-10-2004, 18:44
Rebecca Loos? Credibillity?