NationStates Jolt Archive


What'll you do when Kerry is elected?

Colodia
09-10-2004, 05:30
Spinoff of RB's original topic...
Southern Industrial
09-10-2004, 05:31
Dance in the streets.
Roach-Busters
09-10-2004, 05:32
I would do this:

:headbang:
Uginin
09-10-2004, 05:32
I'll go about my normal day. I'll be glad we have a president that looks like a president and sounds like a president, but I will be upset that Badnarick didn't have a chance in hell.
CSW
09-10-2004, 05:33
Gloat. And cover certain people's lockers in Kerry Edwards stickers.

(I'm soooooo evul ^.^)
Heiliger
09-10-2004, 05:33
I would declare it a personal national holiday, then I would bribe an Airline pilot to dump his toilet load over Bush's ranch in Texas (Yes they actually do dump the load at 30,000 feet. Then I would dance out in the street.
Roach-Busters
09-10-2004, 05:35
What if Kerry took the oath of office in a bikini?
Orders of Crusaders
09-10-2004, 05:35
Declare a revolution! Why? To have something interesting to do in a very boring school year.....And because that election really has nothing at all to do with me, and I've had to hear about for the last year and time to commit operation payback with a headache!
Chodolo
09-10-2004, 05:37
Instant orgasm.
CanuckHeaven
09-10-2004, 05:37
Spinoff of RB's original topic...
My answer would be:

A big sigh of relief, knowing that America was once again back on the beam!! :D
Midlands
09-10-2004, 05:38
Since I work from home, I'll move to the middle of nowhere, far away from any potential target of a nuclear attack and out of the way of potential fallout, since I wholeheartedly believe that there will be several nuclear attacks on the US during his presidency. Oh, and if you wonder what he'll do in response to them - he'll just apologize profusely and beg Islamofascists not hate us so much.
Grigala
09-10-2004, 05:40
I would do this:

:headbang:

Yeah, I'd do that too, but I pretty much do that EVERY SINGLE DAY, so...
Roach-Busters
09-10-2004, 05:40
I'd split in half...literally.

One half would be dancing with joy that Bush was out of office...the other would weep with sorrow over who replaced him.
Dempublicents
09-10-2004, 05:40
Cheer and be happy for a few days, then start getting ready to campaign against him in 2008. Ok, probably longer than a few days.
Ice Hockey Players
09-10-2004, 05:44
As appealing as this scenario is, I can almost guarantee victory for Bush, so I can't answer that poll.
Marxlan
09-10-2004, 05:49
I don't like this poll. Where's my option to eat a ham sandwich, dammit?! How long must we continue to underestimate people's apathy? HOW LONG?!
Heiliger
09-10-2004, 05:54
As appealing as this scenario is, I can almost guarantee victory for Bush, so I can't answer that poll.

Yea and I got a bridge in Brookyln to sell you.
Wanamingo
09-10-2004, 05:56
I'd wonder how I slipped through the space-time continuum and consequently wound up in an alternate reality.
Orders of Crusaders
09-10-2004, 05:58
I don't like this poll. Where's my option to eat a ham sandwich, dammit?! How long must we continue to underestimate people's apathy? HOW LONG?!

Another reason to declare a revolution! Long live the Ham Sandwich!
Wootdango
09-10-2004, 06:02
Dance in the streets. naked

Then wait four more years and hope for a better candidate.
Ice Hockey Players
09-10-2004, 06:15
Yea and I got a bridge in Brookyln to sell you.

OK, wise guy, how much do you want for that bridge? I'll pay you with that beachfront mansion I own in the middle of Greenland when Bush gets re-elected.
CanuckHeaven
09-10-2004, 06:17
I'd split in half...literally.

One half would be dancing with joy that Bush was out of office...the other would weep with sorrow over who replaced him.
You know that you can get help for multiple personality disorders? :cool:
Heiliger
09-10-2004, 06:19
OK, wise guy, how much do you want for that bridge? I'll pay you with that beachfront mansion I own in the middle of Greenland when Bush gets re-elected.

I see your beachfront mansion and I raise you Fort Knox, and that stockpile of WMD"s that doesn't exisit.
BackwoodsSquatches
09-10-2004, 06:20
Bill O Reilly says that if Bush didnt win tonight...he's finished.

Are you conservatives going to say that Bill was wrong?

It would be the first time.
Heiliger
09-10-2004, 06:21
Bill O Reilly says that if Bush didnt win tonight...he's finished.

Are you conservatives going to say that Bill was wrong?

It would be the first time.

I would pay $5 to see that.
Fat Rich People
09-10-2004, 06:33
Run to my computer and play every single Final Fantasy victory song I have ripped on here. Over. And over.
The Force Majeure
09-10-2004, 06:42
Another reason to declare a revolution! Long live the Ham Sandwich!

Darn thread got locked.

To answer your question: yes, I am from Virginia
The Force Majeure
09-10-2004, 06:43
Bill O Reilly says that if Bush didnt win tonight...he's finished.

Are you conservatives going to say that Bill was wrong?

It would be the first time.

I'm a fiscal conservative and I despise O'Reilly
Ice Hockey Players
09-10-2004, 06:53
I see your beachfront mansion and I raise you Fort Knox, and that stockpile of WMD"s that doesn't exisit.

OK, I'll see Fort Knox and the WMD's. I'll raise you my condo on Mars, the federal deficit, and all the functioning brain cells inside my cat's head.
Incertonia
09-10-2004, 07:16
I'll take a minute to relax, and then get to work trying to make sure he's the most progressive president since FDR. Getting him elected is only the first step on a very long road.
Gurnee
09-10-2004, 21:05
You should've made this a poll where voters can select multiple answers. I didn't vote because I love so many of them I couldn't chose just one. Kerry To Victory!
Heiliger
09-10-2004, 21:08
OK, I'll see Fort Knox and the WMD's. I'll raise you my condo on Mars, the federal deficit, and all the functioning brain cells inside my cat's head.

I see your condo on Mars, the federal defcit, and your cat's brain. and I raise you all of the functioning brain cells inside Bush head, oh wait... nevermind.
Genaia
09-10-2004, 21:18
If John Kerry is elected I will smile, it may only be a small one, but I will still smile.
Gurnee
09-10-2004, 21:18
I see your condo on Mars, the federal defcit, and your cat's brain. and I raise you all of the functioning brain cells inside Bush head, oh wait... nevermind.

Excellent point.