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A Jewish Question?

Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 16:38
Is it true that Jews chop their knob off?
Tuesday Heights
08-10-2004, 16:43
It's called circumcision (sp?).
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 16:43
Is it true that Jews chop their knob off?
ROFL

no, just the skin of their knob
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 16:44
It's called circumcision (sp?).

So why do they marry if they can't reproduce?
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 16:44
So why do they marry if they can't reproduce?
What do you think? That they live off converts?
Arammanar
08-10-2004, 16:46
If you shave your beard, can you still eat? You just remove the foreskin, not the whole "knob."
BastardSword
08-10-2004, 16:47
So why do they marry if they can't reproduce?
No no, circumcision does not hurt reproduction. In fact it makes the dick bigger. Christians also do circumcision.
And it helps keep your body cleaner. Although, sometimes the procedure is messed up and it gets pockets of grime/dirt that need to be cleaned. My circumcision was messed up and I have to clean it every once in a while.

So its not 100% successful procedure.
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 16:49
No no, circumcision does not hurt reproduction. In fact it makes the dick bigger. Christians also do circumcision.
And it helps keep your body cleaner. Although, sometimes the procedure is messed up and it gets pockets of grime/dirt that need to be cleaned. My circumcision was messed up and I have to clean it every once in a while.

So its not 100% successful procedure.

So why are jews against the pink men?
Arammanar
08-10-2004, 16:49
So why are jews against the pink men?
God told 'em to do it so they'd be special.
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 16:52
God told 'em to do it so they'd be special.

What God told em to be pink men? Does that mean that god created the village people?
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 16:52
No no, circumcision does not hurt reproduction. In fact it makes the dick bigger. Christians also do circumcision.
And it helps keep your body cleaner. Although, sometimes the procedure is messed up and it gets pockets of grime/dirt that need to be cleaned. My circumcision was messed up and I have to clean it every once in a while.

So its not 100% successful procedure.
circumcision cleaner = bullshit
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 16:53
circumcision cleaner = bullshit

So to make it cleaner, they get a Bull to do a shit on the man's knob after it is done?
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 16:54
So to make it cleaner, they get a Bull to do a shit on the man's knob after it is done?
I know... the jewish are sick
Former Russian States
08-10-2004, 17:00
The Jewish are not sick, you bastard. The Jewish control much of the monetary market and some of them are clearly smarter than you. I know some Jews and if you make another dumbass comments, I'll knock your dick off, you prick!
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 17:01
The Jewish are not sick, you bastard. The Jewish control much of the monetary market and some of them are clearly smarter than you. I know some Jews and if you make another dumbass comments, I'll knock your dick off, you prick!

Hang on. You can't take his dick off as he's not jewish.
High Orcs
08-10-2004, 17:05
It's actually a common practice in most of North America for Doctors to circumsize male infants at birth unless told specifically by the parents *not* to do it. I suppose it's hygiene related or something.

Uncircumsized genitals in men stimulate the growth of Smegma.

(You never know you're circumsized until you see an uncircumsized one)
Katerinia
08-10-2004, 17:06
Honestly. It amazes me to see how plain ignorant some people are. Get a dictionary, and if you don't understand, get someone to explain it to you. Preferable not on a forum that obviously holds such ignorant and flawed views.
World wide allies
08-10-2004, 17:07
Is it true that Jews chop their knob off?

Are you seriously this stupid ?

It's called a Circumcision, it is where the Foreskin of the Penis is cut off, when you are a baby.
It is because it was put in place of human sacrifices, that all religions used to do, what would you rather, the foreskin of your penis cut off, or your head ?.

The procedure is mainly in the Jewish and Muslim religion, but alot of other religions seem to do this too.

This has no effect of Your reproductive system, it is also good hygein not to have your foreskin.
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 17:07
It's actually a common practice in most of North America for Doctors to circumsize male infants at birth unless told specifically by the parents *not* to do it. I suppose it's hygiene related or something.

Uncircumsized genitals in men stimulate the growth of Smegma.

(You never know you're circumsized until you see an uncircumsized one)

But how can it be a good thing for a man to lose his knob? I don't fancy getting me sexual satisfaction from letting me exithole become me entryhole.
CaptainLegion
08-10-2004, 17:08
Hang on. You can't take his dick off as he's not jewish.


DUMBASS! he has no dick
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 17:09
DUMBASS! he has no dick

So he's a she?
World wide allies
08-10-2004, 17:09
But how can it be a good thing for a man to lose his knob? I don't fancy getting me sexual satisfaction from letting me exithole become me entryhole.

Christ that is stupid. Look at my post above, it will explain it.
Katerinia
08-10-2004, 17:11
Christ that is stupid. Look at my post above, it will explain it.

I think it needs a commentary from spot the dog, large letters and a speak'n'spell.
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 17:11
And what if a Jewish Man wants to make love to a man's bottom?
Kryozerkia
08-10-2004, 17:11
Ay yi yi yi yi... you people are DENSE! YEESH! Maybe some of you could read before you decide to speak, or should I say, blow out your ass.
CaptainLegion
08-10-2004, 17:13
So he's a she?

..... if he's a he, he still has no dick!
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 17:14
..... if he's a he, he still has no dick!

And what if a Jewish Man wants to make love to a man's bottom
Former Russian States
08-10-2004, 17:14
You people are dumbasses. Don't insult Jews or I'll go to the managers and have your accounts removed for indecent subject matter. Stop insulting Jews, man! You're being a frickin' Nazi. What should we do to appease you, Ekky? Start saying "Heil, Hitler" and put up "I hate Jews" signs?! Come on, get a conscience!
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 17:17
And what if a Jewish Man wants to make love to a man's bottom
ROFLMAO

I was just pointing out that in todays hygienic society it makes a negligable difference if you're circumcised or not.
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 17:18
You people are dumbasses. Don't insult Jews or I'll go to the managers and have your accounts removed for indecent subject matter. Stop insulting Jews, man! You're being a frickin' Nazi. What should we do to appease you, Ekky? Start saying "Heil, Hitler" and put up "I hate Jews" signs?! Come on, get a conscience!

I no hate jews. I just wondering how they cope without a knob. Does it hurt having it done?
Former Russian States
08-10-2004, 17:20
I'm certain that in today's world, there are plenty of ways to do it painlessly or nearly so. If you or that other moron make any cracks about Jews, (since my nation is about 1/4 Jewish), I'm going to lose it again.
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 17:22
I'm certain that in today's world, there are plenty of ways to do it painlessly or nearly so. If you or that other moron make any cracks about Jews, (since my nation is about 1/4 Jewish), I'm going to lose it again.

Really. So if you wants to have a sex change then you has to be a jew?
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 17:22
I'm certain that in today's world, there are plenty of ways to do it painlessly or nearly so. If you or that other moron make any cracks about Jews, (since my nation is about 1/4 Jewish), I'm going to lose it again.
you're NATION is 1/4 Jews? Do they have a country for themselves?
CaptainLegion
08-10-2004, 17:24
I'm certain that in today's world, there are plenty of ways to do it painlessly or nearly so. If you or that other moron make any cracks about Jews, (since my nation is about 1/4 Jewish), I'm going to lose it again.

I support you all the way bro!
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 17:26
I support you all the way bro!
Easy for you to say. You are a member.
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 17:27
Easy for you to say. You are a member.

What about his member? Is you a battyboy?
CaptainLegion
08-10-2004, 17:28
Easy for you to say. You are a member.


member?
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 17:28
member?
CaptainLegion
Member


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Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 17:34
CaptainLegion
Member


Join Date: Sep 2004
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What about his member?
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 17:36
What about his member?
I think it would have said knobless member if he were a jew
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 17:37
Or no member.
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 17:38
Or no member.
but luckily he does have a member so he can shag whatever he wants
CaptainLegion
08-10-2004, 17:42
YOU ALL ARE STUPID ASS IDIOTS, who envy Jews! :sniper:


YOU all are LOOSERS
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 17:44
YOU ALL ARE STUPID ASS IDIOTS, who envy Jews! :sniper:


YOU all are LOOSERS
losers is with one "o"

Why would we envy people with their knob cut off?
Empath
08-10-2004, 17:48
Ekky here's a message for you. :)

"If you are determined to become a complete Islamic radical and are ready to undergo circumcision, then I invite you to Moscow. We are multi-confessional. We have experts in this sphere as well. I will recommend to conduct the operation so that nothing on you will grow again." - Vladimir Putin NOV 12, 2002 "
CaptainLegion
08-10-2004, 17:48
were you born in US?
Kybernetia
08-10-2004, 17:49
The circumsition was actually a factor which helped the Nazis as a last resort to recognize whether one was a jew or not. Not in all countries birth registers were available and sometimes people pretended another identity. The circumsition made that clear since it is not common in Europe (only in the jewish community).
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 17:51
The circumsition was actually a factor which helped the Nazis as a last resort to recognize whether one was a jew or not. Not in all countries birth registers were available and sometimes people pretended another identity. The circumsition made that clear since it is not common in Europe (only in the jewish community).
So did the jews hang heavy books on their penis to get their knob back?
Kybernetia
08-10-2004, 17:52
Ekky here's a message for you. :)
That leads us to an important fact. Jews and Arabs are both semites. None the less they hate each other. Well, the European countries also used to go to war with each other.
None the less: Israel is in a different position. It is an alion in the Arab world.
Whether that conflict will ever be solved? Who knows.
Kybernetia
08-10-2004, 17:56
So did the jews hang heavy books on their penis to get their knob back?
I don´t know. But when people were searched - and that was only an option when there were already doubts about the identity - people where not able to do anything against this "research".
At the end that was for some a question of life and death. Documents can be falsified. But if a person came under such an research there was no way out.
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 18:07
I don´t know. But when people were searched - and that was only an option when there were already doubts about the identity - people where not able to do anything against this "research".
At the end that was for some a question of life and death. Documents can be falsified. But if a person came under such an research there was no way out.
unless the hung heavy books on their penis for a new knob?
Kybernetia
08-10-2004, 18:13
unless the hung heavy books on their penis for a new knob?
I don´t know what understanding problem you have. If the forehead is gone (or taken away) it is gone.
If you have lost one finger you have lost it - well at that time at least. I won´t compare the two since a finger is certainly of more use than the forehead, which isn´t necessarily needed.
But if it is gone it is gone.
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 18:15
I was being totally stupid.

I know for a fact that one can in fact stretch the foreskin with heavy weights. Jew did this in the war, so they could get through those "examinations"
Kybernetia
08-10-2004, 18:21
I was being totally stupid.
I know for a fact that one can in fact stretch the foreskin with heavy weights. Jew did this in the war, so they could get through those "examinations"
That may very likely be true. But if those "examaninations" were more close there was no way out. Because if it is gone it is gone. If there were not that close there probably was an however unlikely chance to get out of that.
Keruvalia
08-10-2004, 18:49
An uncircumsized penis looks like a banana slug .... eww.
Unfree People
08-10-2004, 18:54
This thread is a bit too explicit, and it's flamebait. Consider yourself warned for trolling, Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang.

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