NationStates Jolt Archive


The Best of the Best!!!!

MoeHoward
08-10-2004, 13:38
There was Jay Berwanger, Roger Staubach, OJ Simpson, Tony Dorsett, Bo Jackson, and now....









Simply the Best! (http://bmjord.people.wm.edu/kerryfootball.htm)
The Imperial Navy
08-10-2004, 13:41
Bah! American football. even more boring than i find soccer.

another excuse for overweight alcaholics to beat the shit out of each other.
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 13:43
Bah! American football. even more boring than i find soccer.

another excuse for overweight alcaholics to beat the shit out of each other.
Kerry the overweight alcoholic hooligan??? :eek:
Iztatepopotla
08-10-2004, 13:43
Bah! American football. even more boring than i find soccer.

another excuse for overweight alcaholics to beat the shit out of each other.

What about baseball? That one's even borier and you get to drink more beer.
The Imperial Navy
08-10-2004, 13:44
Kerry the overweight alcoholic hooligan??? :eek:

yup. thats why they don't want you to vote for him... :eek:
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 13:45
What about baseball? That one's even borier and you get to drink more beer.
what's a "borier"? Some kind of a dog?
The Imperial Navy
08-10-2004, 13:45
What about baseball? That one's even borier and you get to drink more beer.

not only is beer a poor mans drink, but it's disgusting too.

I prefer the hard stuff, like Jack daniels, Absynthe and joints.

ahh, a winning combination

(WARNING! DO NOT MIX JACK DANIELS AND ABSYNTHE TOGETHER! WILL RESULT IN DEATH!)
MoeHoward
08-10-2004, 13:53
not only is beer a poor mans drink, but it's disgusting too.

I prefer the hard stuff, like Jack daniels, Absynthe and joints.

ahh, a winning combination

(WARNING! DO NOT MIX JACK DANIELS AND ABSYNTHE TOGETHER! WILL RESULT IN DEATH!)

Wow so you're a regular party-boy? BTW Since when are "joints" the "hard stuff"?
Legless Pirates
08-10-2004, 13:55
Wow so you're a regular party-boy? BTW Since when are "joints" the "hard stuff"?
Dunno. It's under SOFT-drugs in my dictionary too
The Imperial Navy
12-10-2004, 09:44
Dunno. It's under SOFT-drugs in my dictionary too

it's harder than beer, isn't it?
Isanyonehome
12-10-2004, 10:13
What about baseball? That one's even borier and you get to drink more beer.


I see your brain pan hasnt been bludgeoned by cricket yet. Now there is a sport that is a marathon of boring. its like soccer with way more goals and yet somehow less action.

Test matches are the biggest advocates for euthanasia and enforced darwinism that I have seen yet.

I understand the players being there. I even understand people watching on tv with food and alcohol and company. What I dont understand are the examples of humanity that pay money to basically sit in the equivilent of coach airline seats for DAYS to see.. basically nothing.

I know that IF cricket ever came to the states, and IF test matches were allowed, and after days in the heat in crappy seats the game ended in a DRAW.... The players better hope to god that they have good bodyguards.

Do NOT take that much of my time in crappy seats at stadium food/beer prices and dont either win or lose. And WTF are tea breaks? you guys are atheletes, if I am paying my honestly eared dollar + time, I expect you to bust your ass.
Jever Pilsener
12-10-2004, 10:14
Oh. American Football. When I saw OJ Simpson I thought this was a thread about murderers who got away with it.