NationStates Jolt Archive


Strange Statistics

New Foxxinnia
08-10-2004, 03:01
Here are some strange statistics,that I just made up.

73% of all deaths in the Canadian army are caused by soldiers being run over by jeeps.

1 out of 1,000,000 citizens can lick there own elbow.

1 out of every 15,000,000 grapes contains a truth serem.

14% of babies have rats living inside their cranium.

For the past 2 years 40% of New Zealand dogs have grown brain tumors.

65% of Euro coins have a secret compartment for drugs.

30% of all new shoes have been worn by people with a foot fugus.

No human babies have been born for the past 3 years.

18% of all the constellations are UFOs frozen in a space-time continuum.

41% of our waste products go into 69% of our food.
Chess Squares
08-10-2004, 03:03
what rats babies heads! :eek:
Tuesday Heights
08-10-2004, 03:19
What is the source for these ludicrous facts?
Chess Squares
08-10-2004, 03:20
What is the source for these ludicrous facts?
his mom
CSW
08-10-2004, 03:20
No human babies have been born for the past 3 years.

Umm...I call BS.
Otakopia
08-10-2004, 03:21
Here are some strange statistics,that I just made up.


almost like the real news ;)
Southern Industrial
08-10-2004, 03:21
[font=comic sans ms]Here are some strange statistics,that I just made up.


These would be very interesting if they were remolty true.
Roachsylvania
08-10-2004, 03:22
No human babies have been born for the past 3 years.

Umm...I call BS.
Did no one read the first line of the post?
Superpower07
08-10-2004, 03:22
Here are some strange statistics,that I just made up.

73% of all deaths in the Canadian army are caused by soldiers being run over by jeeps.
Eh?
HadesRulesMuch
08-10-2004, 03:24
Well, hey, I thought it was funny.
Monkeypimp
08-10-2004, 03:28
1 out of 1,000,000 citizens can lick there own elbow.


'Little People' (midgits, dwarfs etc) can lick their own elbow. That one is probably the closest to being true..