New Foxxinnia
08-10-2004, 03:01
Here are some strange statistics,that I just made up.
73% of all deaths in the Canadian army are caused by soldiers being run over by jeeps.
1 out of 1,000,000 citizens can lick there own elbow.
1 out of every 15,000,000 grapes contains a truth serem.
14% of babies have rats living inside their cranium.
For the past 2 years 40% of New Zealand dogs have grown brain tumors.
65% of Euro coins have a secret compartment for drugs.
30% of all new shoes have been worn by people with a foot fugus.
No human babies have been born for the past 3 years.
18% of all the constellations are UFOs frozen in a space-time continuum.
41% of our waste products go into 69% of our food.
73% of all deaths in the Canadian army are caused by soldiers being run over by jeeps.
1 out of 1,000,000 citizens can lick there own elbow.
1 out of every 15,000,000 grapes contains a truth serem.
14% of babies have rats living inside their cranium.
For the past 2 years 40% of New Zealand dogs have grown brain tumors.
65% of Euro coins have a secret compartment for drugs.
30% of all new shoes have been worn by people with a foot fugus.
No human babies have been born for the past 3 years.
18% of all the constellations are UFOs frozen in a space-time continuum.
41% of our waste products go into 69% of our food.