Jon Stewart for President!
Superpower07
08-10-2004, 02:38
Stemming from the 'Which Celeb Should Run for Pres' thread, I have decided to make a thread devoted to getting Jon Stewart elected!
http://www.lisarein.com/daily/02-09-04-daily-shrub-3.jpg
^Vote for Jon Stewart! Just look at the stern unwavering expression he has, compared to the sinister snicker of that man in the window!
Kleptonis
08-10-2004, 02:40
He might not be on the ballot, but at least we can do a write in. :D
JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT!
Opal Isle
08-10-2004, 02:42
And Maher for veep.
Straughn
08-10-2004, 02:44
He'd get my vote in a heartbeat. A long, drawn-out, fluttering and fragile heartbeat, just waiting for it's next turn to .... whoops. Rambling.
Just gotta make sure MTV is straight about that show Stewart used to host (seen the one with Stewart acting like some guy's cousin that the dude sleeps with?)
Stewart for President!!
Roachsylvania
08-10-2004, 02:47
And Maher for veep.
Say, I think we just might have a winning ticket here...
Japaican Insanity
08-10-2004, 02:56
Stemming from the 'Which Celeb Should Run for Pres' thread, I have decided to make a thread devoted to getting Jon Stewart elected!
http://www.lisarein.com/daily/02-09-04-daily-shrub-3.jpg
^Vote for Jon Stewart! Just look at the stern unwavering expression he has, compared to the sinister snicker of that man in the window!
Yay, not only was a thread I made not locked, it has a follow-up thread!
JOHN STEWART FOR PRES!!!
I have a campaign slogan:
Vote John Stewart, because real polititians suck.
Superpower07
08-10-2004, 03:02
I have a campaign slogan:
Vote John Stewart, because real polititians suck.
I'll hire you on as campaign manager - I like the slogan!
Incertonia
08-10-2004, 03:03
Stephen Colbert for Secretary of Defense--if you've got the balls! Have you got the balls?! :D
Dempublicents
08-10-2004, 03:14
Awesome! I'm in! Do we have yard signs yet?
Otakopia
08-10-2004, 03:16
im all for it... wait, if he makes it into office will he make fun of himself?
HadesRulesMuch
08-10-2004, 03:16
I'm down with this idea.
New Slogan could be:
Jon Stewart, Because He Already Told You He Made Shit Up
Incertonia
08-10-2004, 04:47
I loved the commercial they used to show before the online clips, with the black guy in the hardhat who says "We manufacture cabinets. Jon manufactures news!" Hell yeah. :D
BeefyLand
08-10-2004, 04:58
Will he really make a good one?
Japaican Insanity
08-10-2004, 22:49
Will he really make a good one?
Yes. Now shut up, we're making campaign yard signs. :p
Superpower07
08-10-2004, 22:52
Yes - to work with the campaign signs!
A Dieing Breed
08-10-2004, 23:38
Throw George Carlin in there while you're at it.