NationStates Jolt Archive

Bill O'Reilly is easily the most important person in the media these days. Hannity and Colmes don't have anything on him and although she's also one of my hero's, Ann Coulter still has to bow down to my best friend in the entire world, even though he doesn't know me (he's too important to waste his time on me), Bill mother fuckin O mother fucking Reilly.


How cool is he? You might ask this question and I'd sure as hell answer you as soon as I got done laughing out how totally out of touch you are with anything important in this world. Why, he's a defender of the people. Says so himself in his awesome book "Who's looking out for you?". I hear he even got to work with his ghost writer a little on that one, something that sets him apart from Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbagh, two of my other idols. Bill O'Reilly is also the guardian of Fox News, the best source of fair and balanced information out there. They don't try and fuck with your mind like those dumb girly men at CNN, no sir, no how. Fox News is all about reporting and letting you decide.

Case in point, the other day they sad something about Kerry inflicting wounds on himself and earning a purple heart for it. It totally blew my mind how Foxnews COULD have led me on but allowed me to come to my own logical conclusion. I realized right away that Kerry must have not served with honor in Vietnam 40 years ago and so I shouldn't vote for him.

But anyway, back to my best friend in the world, the undisputed king of all media, Bill O' Reilly. You might be all like, how else does Bill O'reilly protect us from ourselves? Well, unlike most political shows, the guy is an independent. He's not rooting for either candidate. Can you say that about that hack, Jon Stewart. Bill doesn't spin jack shit when it comes to criticizing Kerry or Bush. It's straight down the middle all the way and fair to both. He's such an awesome journalist.

Do you guys love Bill O'Reilly as much as I do?

There's a lot of people who don't and they make stupid sites like www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com but they don't count because all they do is spin the truth.

This is what fatass nazi lardbaugh said.
Rush's words of wisdom:


Blacks
"Why should Blacks be heard? They're 12% of the population.
Who the hell cares." -Rush Limbaugh

‘take that bone out of your nose and call me back.’
Rush Limbaugh
Source:Notable Quotables, mrc.org

Choice or Orgasms
"I think this reason why girls don't do well on multiple choice
tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis,
Adam and Eve. God said, 'All right, Eve, multiple choice or
multiple orgasms, what's it going to be?'
We all know what was chosen" (TV, Feb. 23, 1994).

Citizen Service
Citizen service is a repudiation of the principles upon which
our country was based. We are all here for ourselves." -

Condoms
"Condoms only work during the school year."

Drug Abuse
"And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs,
using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good
because we know what happens to people in societies and
neighborhoods which become consumed by them. And so if
people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought
to be accused and they ought to be convicted and
they ought to be sent up."

"When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia
(former Grateful Dead guitarist) destroyed his life on
drugs. And yet he's being honored, like some godlike
figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks."

(well ditto heads? I bet you still love this drug
addicted, law-breaking drug freek. Ever hear of 'just
say no' or how by buying drugs you are supporting
Osama?)

Earth
"The Earth's eco-system is not fragile."

Feminism
"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive
women easier access to the mainstream of society."

Homeless
"One of the things I want to do before I die is conduct the
homeless olympics...the 10-metre shopping cart relay,
the dumpster dig, and the hop, skip, and trip."

Indians and VD
"I don't give a hoot that [Columbus] gave some Indians a
disease that they didn't have immunity against" (Ought to Be, p. 45).

Iraqi Prison Abuse
Exactly. Exactly my point! This is no different than what
happens at the Skull and Bones initiation and we're going
to ruin people's lives over it and we're going to hamper
our military effort, and then we are going to really
hammer them because they had a good time. You know, these
people are being fired at every day. I'm talking about
people having a good time, these people, you ever heard
of emotional release? You of heard of need to blow some
steam off?
Rush's Radio Show 5-4-4

Jesse Jackson
‘have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted
criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?
Rush Limbaugh
Source:Notable Quotables, mrc.org

Mexicans
If we are going to start rewarding no skills and stupid people--
I'm serious, let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely
no knowledge whatsoever to do--let the stupid and
unskilled Mexicans do that work."

NAACP
"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get
a liquor store and practice robberies"
(radio; reported in the Flush Rush Quarterly, January 1993).

Donovan McNabb
"I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL.
The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well.
There is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit
for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve."

Nuclear Arms Reduction
"The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them."

Owls
"If the owl can't adapt to the superiority of humans, screw it"
(Ought to Be, p. 162).

Sierra Club
"The Sierra Club wants to limit the number of kids you can have
to two. They are into power and controlling peoples lives."

Sexual Harassement
Sexual harassment at this work station will not be reported.
However...it will be graded!!!

Stuck
"Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want
something new but cannot let go of the old - old ideas,
beliefs, habits, even thoughts. We are out of
contact with our own genius. Sometimes we know
we are stuck; sometimes we don't. In both cases
we have to DO something."

Trees
"The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you
do after you cut it down."

"We have more trees in this country today than when
the Declaration of Independence was written. The wackos
will tell you that's impossible."

"There are more acres of forestland in America today
than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492"


Rush Lies
1) Limbaugh: "Don't let the liberals deceive you into
believing that a decade of sustained growth without inflation
in America (in the '80s) resulted in a bigger gap between the
have and the have-nots. Figures compiled by the
Congressional Budget Office dispel that myth"
(Limbaugh, The Way Things Ought to Be, p. 70).
Reality: CBO numbers for after-tax incomes show that in
1980 the richest fifth of our country had eight times the
income of the poorest fifth. By 1989, the ratio was more
than 20-to-1.

2)Limbaugh: "The poorest people in America are better off
than the mainstream families of Europe" (radio, 1993).
Reality: The poorest 20 percent of Americans can purchase
an average of $5,433 worth of goods with their income.
Meanwhile, in Germany, the average person can purchase
$20,610 worth of goods; in France, $19,200;
in Britain, $16,730 (World Development Report 1994,
published by the World Bank).

I cant stand Hannity, but I can't go without O'Reilly.

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly

I was thinking...O'Reilly likes inviting important people that disagree with him to his show...why doesn't he invite Maddox? I wouldn't be suprised if more people read Maddox than watched O'Reilly.

If his mail isn't evidence that he's fair and balanced, nothing is:

"We are sick of you're right-wing propaganda!"
"Bill, you've been exposed! That letter only got sent to registered Democrats, and that's why you got one."
"Why don't you and the President just get a keg of beer?"
"Bill, you're leaning so far left you can hardly stand up."

And then there's the occasional

"Thanks for the fair and balanced interview. I'm a liberal supporting Kerry, but I have a lot more respect for the President after seeing this."

rush and hannity dont deserve 2 hours on radio a day and an hour and a half on tv a day. MADDOX does, all hail maddox god of sarcasm and satire, give his ass 2 hours on the radio and see how long until your sued by every group ever

I cant stand Hannity, but I can't go without O'Reilly.

I know man, like, totally. Doesn't O'Reilly totally make you use all of your 164 IQ? Shit, I think anyone would be hard pressed to follow the depth of the mans ideas and the honesty of his character.

Hahaha, that was great. If I interpreted that right, it was Maddox-esque sarcasm. But you'll probably be flamed to death by people who take everything seriously.

Hahaha, that was great. If I interpreted that right, it was Maddox-esque sarcasm. But you'll probably be flamed to death by people who take everything seriously.

I'd just ignore those nay sayers for being all nay saying. That'd be nothing but spin and I've declared myself a person with no spin whatsoever.

Like there was this time that Bill O'Reilly said he'd never believe the bush administration said again if we didn't find the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. And then when we didn't all those spinning like DJ people were all up in his awesome, albeit splotchy, face. They were so stupid, you know. He didn't mean that he wouldn't believe the Bush Administration again, there was more too it and those fools just can't read between the lines. I'll admit, I've had some trouble figuring out that one too, but that's just because I'm not as smart as Bill O'Reilly. That's why he looks out to me and one of these days he's going to clarify what he meant by that seemingly simple and straightforward sentence. You just look the fuck out, it's coming.

Meh, Daily Show PWNs O'Reilly.

Bill O'Reilly is easily the most important person in the media these days. Hannity and Colmes don't have anything on him and although she's also one of my hero's, Ann Coulter still has to bow down to my best friend in the entire world, even though he doesn't know me (he's too important to waste his time on me), Bill mother fuckin O mother fucking Reilly.


How cool is he? You might ask this question and I'd sure as hell answer you as soon as I got done laughing out how totally out of touch you are with anything important in this world. Why, he's a defender of the people. Says so himself in his awesome book "Who's looking out for you?". I hear he even got to work with his ghost writer a little on that one, something that sets him apart from Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbagh, two of my other idols. Bill O'Reilly is also the guardian of Fox News, the best source of fair and balanced information out there. They don't try and fuck with your mind like those dumb girly men at CNN, no sir, no how. Fox News is all about reporting and letting you decide.

Case in point, the other day they sad something about Kerry inflicting wounds on himself and earning a purple heart for it. It totally blew my mind how Foxnews COULD have led me on but allowed me to come to my own logical conclusion. I realized right away that Kerry must have not served with honor in Vietnam 40 years ago and so I shouldn't vote for him.

But anyway, back to my best friend in the world, the undisputed king of all media, Bill O' Reilly. You might be all like, how else does Bill O'reilly protect us from ourselves? Well, unlike most political shows, the guy is an independent. He's not rooting for either candidate. Can you say that about that hack, Jon Stewart. Bill doesn't spin jack shit when it comes to criticizing Kerry or Bush. It's straight down the middle all the way and fair to both. He's such an awesome journalist.

Do you guys love Bill O'Reilly as much as I do?

There's a lot of people who don't and they make stupid sites like www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com but they don't count because all they do is spin the truth.
and they say americans dont understand sarcasm!
very funny

Hmm... I am guessing that that was sarcasm... if it was, then yay! I totally agree. :mad: :mp5: Thats me and Bill. He's teh angry one...