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Anyone here heard of David Icke, if you have what do you think of his beliefs?

I think there are lizard people.

I think I'm one of them.

David Icke is a liar and a cheat. I hate his guts

David Icke is a liar and a cheat. I hate his guts
For aguments sake, how is he a cheat?

He's mostly harmless.

David Icke is so fummy!!!! Every once in a while I check out his website, just because it makes me feel so very sane & stable.

At first I thought it was a joke, but then I realized it. Oh my god this guys NOT JOKING.

In other words he's an asshole.

I don't see what the harm there is. So he thinks the world leaders are alien reptiles who farm us for our blood, which they drink. Or whatever. Meh, you know? I don't see how one guy's harmless delusions qualify him to be an "asshole". Tends to be the most vocal critics of anything that qualify for the worst of the labels they use.

David Icke is so fummy!!!!
What is fummy?

Anyone here heard of David Icke, if you have what do you think of his beliefs?
He thinks the US presidents are 2 faced reptiles. I agree with him.

Anyone here heard of David Icke, if you have what do you think of his beliefs?

"Batshit loonball" just about covers it.

The scary thing is how often he's right about things...

I think there are lizard people.

By 'lizard people' do you mean 'Jewish conspriacy'?

Whoa whoa whoa. Let's all take a deep breath and stop right there.

It's lizards, guys. Lizards. Nothing about jews anywhere, except in the minds of some other nuts. Let's not mix our conspiracy theories.

I've known about the lizard people for years. It was only recently that I discovered David Icke, and his terrible secret: He is one of them! They planted him in the media to make anyone who knew about the lizard people seem like an idiot, so the human race would be entirely unprepared for the attack.

Whoa whoa whoa. Let's all take a deep breath and stop right there.

It's lizards, guys. Lizards. Nothing about jews anywhere, except in the minds of some other nuts. Let's not mix our conspiracy theories.

So, you're not going to give us a chance to restage the Jon Ronson/David Icke interview then?

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Ronson: When you say 'lizards' do you mean 'Jews'?
Icke: No.

Pause.

Ronson: So, when you say 'lizards' do you mean 'Jews'?
Icke: No - I don't mean Jews.

Beneath contempt.

My dream is to feed him to Komodo Dragons.

Whoa whoa whoa. Let's all take a deep breath and stop right there.

It's lizards, guys. Lizards. Nothing about jews anywhere, except in the minds of some other nuts. Let's not mix our conspiracy theories.

Not quite accurate:

http://www.davidicke.com/icke/articles/hitler.html

The Rothschilds are one of the top Illuminati bloodlines on the planet and they are shape-shifting reptilians

...Already I can hear the clamor gathering to condemn me as "anti-semitic" because the Rothschilds claim to be "Jewish."

...How strange then, that as I have documented in And The Truth Shall Set You Free and The Biggest Secret, along with endless other researchers and scholars, Adolf Hitler and the Nazis were created and funded bythe Rothschilds.

...HITLER WAS A ROTHSCHILD!!

...In one sentence, you have the true attitude of the Rothschilds to Jewish people, and indeed, the human population in general. These people are NOT Jews, they are a non-human bloodline with a reptilian genetic code who hide behind the Jewish people and use them as a screen and a means to an end.

Also, as Rotten.com notes, Icke has endorsed the Protocols of the Elders of Zion as authentic, saying:

I strongly believe that a small Jewish clique which has contempt for the mass of Jewish people worked with non-Jews to create the First World War, the Russian Revolution, and the Second World War. ... They then dominated the Versailles Peace Conference and created the circumstances which made the Second World War inevitable. They financed Hitler to power in 1933 and made the funds available for his rearmament.

So thanks for including us in with the Lizard-people, Dave. How ecumenical of you.

What is fummy?

Sorry. I typed too fast. I meant 'funny'. I find Icke hysterical.

So thanks for including us in with the Lizard-people, Dave.

EDIT: I made a post here where I just said:

When you say 'lizard-people' do you mean 'jews'?

...but it just seemed too likely to appear malicious, which was certainly not the intention. Just another of those jokes I find hilarious, but are just somewhat too obtuse for an environment like this.

Anyhow:

David Icke = bad goal-keeper turned 'philosopher'.

Albert Camus = good goal-keeper turned philosopher.

I remember seeing him on one of those talk-show things... might have been Wogan... he was all dressed up in purple silk, and they started talking...

He was about five minutes into the 'interview' when he revealed that he was, indeed, the second coming of the Messiah.

About 5 seconds later they were bundling him off-stage and introducing the next guest....

funny guy...

EDIT: I made a post here where I just said:

When you say 'lizard-people' do you mean 'jews'?

...but it just seemed too likely to appear malicious, which was certainly not the intention. Just another of those jokes I find hilarious, but are just somewhat too obtuse for an environment like this.

No, it's a logical (and somewhat funny) point- what's interesting is that people have apparently directly asked him that question on several occaisons- "Are the lizard folk Jews"? He says no, but apparently SOME Jews are lizard-folk.

Which is good. I was worried I was going to have to start yelling about discrimination. "It's bad enough you used to keep us out of your country clubs, now all of a sudden we're not good enough to be in your crackpot conspiracy theories? Where does it end, man?"

...Actually, I think that'd make for a nice change, personally. :)

What can I say? The guy's so nuts he makes me look sane. That suggests something, doesn't it?

Also, as Rotten.com notes, Icke has endorsed the Protocols of the Elders of Zion as authentic, saying:



I strongly believe that a small Jewish clique which has contempt for the mass of Jewish people worked with non-Jews to create the First World War, the Russian Revolution, and the Second World War. ... They then dominated the Versailles Peace Conference and created the circumstances which made the Second World War inevitable. They financed Hitler to power in 1933 and made the funds available for his rearmament.

I don't find the idea of a small group of extremist Jews bend on world conquest any more unlikely then the idea of small groups of neo nazi's wanting to start a 4th reich.

Im not here batting for either team im just acting in a judge like position:
So can anyone produce something that proves David Icke has been right at all in anything he has said, predictions, a theory that adds up etc? - Remember however nuts someone may seem we have to give them the chance to try and explain themselves :D

He's a total nutjob. But, to his credit, he's saner than Jack Chick and Kent Hovind.

By 'lizard people' do you mean 'Jewish conspriacy'?

Well... I meant lizard people. All of em. Whatever their method of subjugating the human race is, be it mind control, religion or global secret societies.