NationStates Jolt Archive


If Bush says "Global Test = Permission" in the debate, this is what I'd say

Gymoor
07-10-2004, 20:42
Mr President, I don't know about you, but when I wanted to pass a test in school, I didn't ask the teacher if they would pass me, I merely did my work well and provided the correct answers. Maybe you passed tests by asking permission, I don't know, I wasn't there.
Opal Isle
07-10-2004, 20:44
Mr President, I don't know about you, but when I wanted to pass a test in school, I didn't ask the teacher if they would pass me, I merely did my work well and provided the correct answers. Maybe you passed tests by asking permission, I don't know, I wasn't there.
Well...I'm sure when Bush hears the word "test" he thinks of paying people off. I surely wouldn't want to be paying people to give me the A-Okay for war.
Kryozerkia
07-10-2004, 20:46
If he buys his way out, it wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Gymoor
07-10-2004, 21:41
I suspect strongly that Bush had a lot of "help" throughout his scholastic career.
Jumbania
08-10-2004, 06:36
I was under the impression that the 2nd debate was for domestic issues?
AKA, no rehashing of the first debate.
New Granada
08-10-2004, 06:38
I was under the impression that the 2nd debate was for domestic issues?
AKA, no rehashing of the first debate.


We shall see.
138,000 american troops in iraq and 200 billion american dollars being spent makes the war in iraq a domestic issue just as much as one of foreign policy, as badly as the bush mob wants it to be stifled from the next two debates.
CanuckHeaven
08-10-2004, 06:50
We shall see.
138,000 american troops in iraq and 200 billion american dollars being spent makes the war in iraq a domestic issue just as much as one of foreign policy, as badly as the bush mob wants it to be stifled from the next two debates.
Then again, Kerry just might want to focus on Bush's dismal economic record, which supplements his equally dismal foreign policy record?
Gymoor
08-10-2004, 07:03
The 2nd debate is the Town Hall format. People ask whatever they want.
La Roue de Fortune
08-10-2004, 07:51
The 2nd debate is the Town Hall format. People ask whatever they want.
Hahahahahaha.
You of all people don't really believe that last sentence, do you? From what I heard, all questions will be written down and "pre-approved" and if anyone deviates from the script, they get "O'Reillyed."
Speaking of O'Reilly, anyone catch him on the Daily Show? He actually seemed human! I like the real man more than the character he portrays on his show.
Gymoor
08-10-2004, 07:56
Hahahahahaha.
You of all people don't really believe that last sentence, do you? From what I heard, all questions will be written down and "pre-approved" and if anyone deviates from the script, they get "O'Reillyed."
Speaking of O'Reilly, anyone catch him on the Daily Show? He actually seemed human! I like the real man more than the character he portrays on his show.

Well, true enough. What I should have said is, "both foreign and domestic policy are open."
Lacadaemon
08-10-2004, 17:36
Mr President, I don't know about you, but when I wanted to pass a test in school, I didn't ask the teacher if they would pass me, I merely did my work well and provided the correct answers. Maybe you passed tests by asking permission, I don't know, I wasn't there.

What, you graded your own tests?

Your school can't have been very good.
Leetonia
08-10-2004, 17:37
Hahahahahaha.
You of all people don't really believe that last sentence, do you? From what I heard, all questions will be written down and "pre-approved" and if anyone deviates from the script, they get "O'Reillyed."
Speaking of O'Reilly, anyone catch him on the Daily Show? He actually seemed human! I like the real man more than the character he portrays on his show.
O'Reilly...Daily show....Thats a sign of the apocolypse right?
Kryozerkia
08-10-2004, 17:44
O'Reilly...Daily show....Thats a sign of the apocolypse right?
Yep! :D
Incertonia
08-10-2004, 19:29
I like The Rude Pundit's (http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2004/10/what-kerry-should-say-part-2-rude.html) suggested response, personally. :D

Again, not gonna quote it because of the plethora of f-bombs included. Don't think the mods would exactly appreciate it, but I'll give you a milder excerpt.
You wanna know what's going on here? You have snorted from the Bush stash. That little bitch hunched on his stool over there has taken two words of mine and thinks he can disembowel me with them. Hey, you stuttering prick, considering your glowing academic career, no fuckin' wonder you're scared shitless of anything that has the word 'test' in it.

And that's a tame bit. :D