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Whats your porno name ..... ?

Camdean
07-10-2004, 06:41
Ok ive not seen this done before so here goes.. (usually prooves rather funny)

To find out your Porno name you need your first pets name followed by your mums maiden name (her 2nd name before marriage)..

Mines is ..

Jaws Fender
Opal Isle
07-10-2004, 06:43
Duke Smith

Pretty plain...
Arcadian Mists
07-10-2004, 06:49
I learned the rule a different way. The above way is your writing name (like Mark Twain). Your porno name is your pet's name plus the street you grew up on.

So I'm Pepper Solveson!
Northern Gimpland
07-10-2004, 06:49
Milo Wilkinson.

But you know what? That doesn't sound good at all.

And besides, I already have a porno name. At school, I was blessed

Primal Mufasa!

Which sounds alot better.

Hear me roar!

ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Komokom
07-10-2004, 06:59
I learned the rule a different way. The above way is your writing name (like Mark Twain). Your porno name is your pet's name plus the street you grew up on.

So I'm Pepper Solveson!That is how I heard it too,

* Says Bobby Skilton !
International spies
07-10-2004, 07:04
I learned the rule a different way. The above way is your writing name (like Mark Twain). Your porno name is your pet's name plus the street you grew up on.

So I'm Pepper Solveson!
Same.

Spider Burke
Trotterstan
07-10-2004, 07:08
I learned the rule a different way. The above way is your writing name (like Mark Twain). Your porno name is your pet's name plus the street you grew up on.

So I'm Pepper Solveson!
me too.

Bagheera Martin
Camdean
07-10-2004, 07:27
Hmm seems like the rules have changed - this may be because some people have never had a pet.

But if you do have a first pets name use that first. I say.
The Gaza Strip
07-10-2004, 07:36
Chloe Howard, which is just wrong since I'm a guy. So here's a better one:

Penis McFuckfuck
The Phoenix Milita
07-10-2004, 07:51
The real forumla is First Pet's Name >> Street u grew up on

my porn name is Max Seville

oddly enough the ruler of my nation is named Maximus Seville II hmmmm
The Guzt
07-10-2004, 08:05
Whats your name sir? Mr. Bate... Mr. Bate OnHerBack... and I have a license to Spill... They call me double Ooo, 7 inces.
Im on her majesti's Secret "Service"... If you know what I mean...
:fluffle:
Tapanga Denise
07-10-2004, 08:05
Then mine would be:

Anacappa Tanner
or
Anacappa Mead
El-Atiedey
07-10-2004, 08:10
How's Ruff River
New Fuglies
07-10-2004, 08:26
Squishy Atkinson???

Sounds more like a comedian instead of a porn star.:D
Sileetris
07-10-2004, 08:29
Rocky Gates
Crimson Hell
07-10-2004, 08:31
I guess it would either be Willy Schaffer, or Crimson Nate...
Linneslia
07-10-2004, 08:33
Mine is Bob Linneslia
Stalankia
07-10-2004, 08:45
Hmmm... somehow Fester Wallaby just doesn't sound too porn , it sounds more roadkill .
Carlemnaria
07-10-2004, 08:46
i thought that was supposed to be your childhood plushie.
which would make mine floppy levine.
not good.
but your version would make me frisky lavine
or frisky konigsberg if i go with her natural father's name
hmmmmm
that's a good bit better.

=^^=
.../\...
The Black Forrest
07-10-2004, 08:48
Hmmm how about

LuLu Merryweather?

:)
Arcadian Mists
07-10-2004, 08:50
Hmmm how about

LuLu Merryweather?

:)

You know, The Black Forrest would do just fine!
Grigala
07-10-2004, 08:50
Can you say completely moronic?

I know I can.
The Class A Cows
07-10-2004, 08:51
Fluffy the Red (post translation)


That doesnt sound right.
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 08:51
Peep Catherina
Straughn
07-10-2004, 08:58
Well, having had many pets, and being a bastard m'self, i guess i got an opening or two .... how 'bout

Clutchy Snipfizzle

or

Bumper MacGregor

or

Adam Weishaupt

or

Skittles Nocturne

or

Smirky McWarhardon

or

Clench Dougerson

??

PostScript I may have embellished a bit, or outright lied on one or a few of these sentences/names, for comedic sake. Forgive me if it suits you.
;P
Arytria
07-10-2004, 09:06
Pet name plus street name, eh? Ok....

Misty Peach. No joke. :p
Arcadian Mists
07-10-2004, 09:08
Pet name plus street name, eh? Ok....

Misty Peach. No joke. :p

Hot. :D
Chicken and Pineapple
07-10-2004, 09:11
lol i'm fluffy wellington and my friend is blacky washington
Gwynhyfar
07-10-2004, 09:15
I learned the rule a different way. The above way is your writing name (like Mark Twain). Your porno name is your pet's name plus the street you grew up on.

So I'm Pepper Solveson!

That's the way I was told as well, therefore I'm Fluffy Ridge
Alinania
07-10-2004, 09:22
George Sportplatzweg
...but that would make me a guy!! *gasp*
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 09:25
George Sportplatzweg
...but that would make me a guy!! *gasp*
Sportplatzweg.... ROFL
Krikaroo
07-10-2004, 09:32
I'm gonna try both ways:

(I have two pets that can classefie as my first)

Pet name+mother's maiden name: Gunther Black or Bouncy Black

Pet name+street name: Gunther Peter-budge or Bouncy Peter-budge...i think I prefer the maiden name version.
Independent Homesteads
07-10-2004, 09:52
Lola King.
Which sounds transsexual to me.
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 09:55
Lola King.
Which sounds transsexual to me.
:eek: You think?
Yoosokia
07-10-2004, 10:03
Only pet I ever had was a female lab mouse. So, if we add that and my street name...

Marshmallow Meadowlark

And the problem with that is I'm male. If I go the stuffed-animal route it's Snuggle Meadowlark, which is still highly homosexual. Is there any alternative?

The street I live on at college, though, is Pennsylvania. Ugh. Snuggle Pennsylvania. Sounds like the state's motto.
Greenmanbry
07-10-2004, 10:03
Cash 1327

:rolleyes:
Arcadian Mists
07-10-2004, 10:10
Cash 1327

:rolleyes:

Cash? What kind of pet did you have?
Riemstagrad
07-10-2004, 10:12
Suzy Fox...
Camdean
07-10-2004, 10:28
Pet name plus street name, eh? Ok....

Misty Peach. No joke. :p


Ok people heres what i asked for ...


First pets name (since 1994) and mothers maiden name and if you never had a pet street name.

Do it like the post says
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 10:29
Excuse Me its my thread I'll call the shots...


First pets name (since 1994) and mothers maiden name and if you never had a pet street name.

Do it like the post says
boohoo, I'm the cry baby and no ones is following my thread "rules"
Camdean
07-10-2004, 10:30
lol i'm fluffy wellington and my friend is blacky washington


LoL thats class
Camdean
07-10-2004, 10:31
boohoo, I'm the cry baby and no ones is following my thread "rules"


TOPIC

OMFG a thread with no flaming at all and you still manage to be a little scrote
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 10:34
TOPIC

OMFG a thread with no flaming at all and you still manage to be a little scrote
ROFL
Lemski
07-10-2004, 10:35
Rather shockingly, Baron McBride
Camdean
07-10-2004, 10:36
http://www.wakeuphate.com/hosted/malek/Topic.jpg

Please
Daroth
07-10-2004, 10:36
ok to pets : cleo and pipsqueak (pip for short).

So going with maiden name: cleo white or pip white.

by street name.

Cleo Cueva de la mona!

(translation) Cleo monkey cave.
or Pipsqueak monkey cave

that just sounds wrong. wrong wrong wrong.
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 10:38
http://www.wakeuphate.com/hosted/malek/Topic.jpg

Please
I'm having a bit of fun, and you're being a fascist
Camdean
07-10-2004, 10:40
Everyone else can grow up cant you..

I'll make a remark about his post blah blah 12 years old blah blah

OMG someone is trying to ruin the thread whats wrong jealous your ideas are lame and all you can do is criticise ?

In fact dont answer that please for all our sakes.

http://www.wakeuphate.com/hosted/malek/Topic.jpg
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 10:42
http://www.wakeuphate.com/hosted/malek/Topic.jpg

Everyone else can.

Grow up
I'm not the one that suggested the alternatives for the pornnames...

Me -> Polly Weijmar

PS You're telling ME to grow up, in a pornname thread YOU started
Camdean
07-10-2004, 10:44
Shut the f*&k up

Isnt there a moderator around here for immature fags ?

Funny how its actually a good subject unlike anything you say

http://www.wakeuphate.com/hosted/malek/Topic.jpg
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 10:49
Shut the f*&k up

Isnt there a moderator around here for immature fags ?

Funny how its actually a good subject unlike anything you say

http://www.wakeuphate.com/hosted/malek/Topic.jpg
funny how YOU think it's a good subject like anything I think I post is good (enough)

PS don't bitch to me about flaming and then call me a "scrote" and an "immature fag"

PPS "Shut the f*&k" up is such a strong argument, don't you think?
Camdean
07-10-2004, 10:50
http://www.wakeuphate.com/hosted/malek/Topic.jpg
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 10:55
http://www.pdacorps.com/forum/smileys/pirate.gif
Camdean
07-10-2004, 10:56
http://www.wakeuphate.com/hosted/malek/Topic.jpg
Camdean
07-10-2004, 10:57
Ok ive not seen this done before so here goes.. (usually prooves rather funny)

To find out your Porno name you need your first pets name followed by your mums maiden name (her 2nd name before marriage)..

Mines is ..

Jaws Fender

Just to recap im sure someone said something, and is maybe going to make more of a fool of himself than he allready has.
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 10:58
Do you know you're really not making this thread anymore funny by just posting that we should all go back to the topic everytime someone strays.
The Imperial Navy
07-10-2004, 10:59
ooh err... my name then is Kipper Hill what a weird name....
Camdean
07-10-2004, 11:01
ooh err... my name then is Kipper Hill what a weird name....


LoL indeed ;)
Texastambul
07-10-2004, 11:03
Sargent Norvell
Independent Homesteads
07-10-2004, 11:10
Can't you all just stop arguing and get back to properly making up pretend names for your imaginary porn star careers based on where you used to live, like mature sensible adults?

Sargeant Norvell is good - gay army porn, tight t-shirts and aviators. Marshmallow Meadowlark is brilliant, but definitely a girl's name.
Camdean
07-10-2004, 11:13
Can't you all just stop arguing and get back to properly making up pretend names for your imaginary porn star careers based on where you used to live, like mature sensible adults?

Sargeant Norvell is good - gay army porn, tight t-shirts and aviators. Marshmallow Meadowlark is brilliant, but definitely a girl's name.


Thank you i have have been trying.

LoL gay army porn
Texastambul
07-10-2004, 11:14
boohoo, I'm the cry baby and no ones is following my thread "rules"

kinda makes you wonder if he's just trying to compile all of our Mother's madain names for some credit scam!
Pithica
07-10-2004, 11:14
Adam Prescott?

That doesn't sound like a good porno name.

My second pet's name was Bobo. That mike work better if I were doing clown porn. Though all the honks would likely make me deaf.
Texastambul
07-10-2004, 11:16
*walks out the door to rent Orgasmo*
The Giant Panda
07-10-2004, 11:22
My name would either be Pinkie Roberts or Pinkie Morley!
Camdean
07-10-2004, 11:23
kinda makes you wonder if he's just trying to compile all of our Mother's madain names for some credit scam!


LoL Shhhh
101 Squadron
07-10-2004, 11:23
ebony sutherland

now for a white guy this is rather an odd name
The Imperial Navy
07-10-2004, 11:26
LoL indeed ;)

well Kipper is the name of my cat-'cos he sleeps all the time... my mothers maiden name was hill... hence the name Kipper Hill! I suppose it could make a good girls name...

but for made up ones, how about Black Jack or the Slot machine?
Camdean
07-10-2004, 11:29
ebony sutherland

now for a white guy this is rather an odd name

LoL


well Kipper is the name of my cat-'cos he sleeps all the time... my mothers maiden name was hill... hence the name Kipper Hill! I suppose it could make a good girls name...

but for made up ones, how about Black Jack or the Slot machine?

I like The slot machine :) And Kipper hill is class in a glass.
The Imperial Navy
07-10-2004, 11:30
I like The slot machine :) And Kipper hill is class in a glass.

Thanks! I got the slot maching from thespark.com in one of their tests. heh heh i'm a data theif...
Purplemarch
07-10-2004, 11:34
<b>Dexter Klimacek</b>

Then there is always your Drag Name which is your pet's name plus the name of the first Street you lived on.

<b>Dexter Arrot</i>
Hannararia
07-10-2004, 11:35
hey, aliberti burr here.......... not too exciting.

i 'll try and thinkn of a new way to get porno names thats more successfull.

ok, hows this.... your favourite body part (male/female/animal), followed by your favourite teacher you had (when you were at school)'s last name.

in which case i'd be Fingers Harrison!
Camdean
07-10-2004, 11:37
hey, aliberti burr here.......... not too exciting.

i 'll try and thinkn of a new way to get porno names thats more successfull.

ok, hows this.... your favourite body part (male/female/animal), followed by your favourite teacher you had (when you were at school)'s last name.

in which case i'd be Fingers Harrison!

I hate to moan but keep it simple like I asked otherwise people will end up making them up. Thank you.
The Imperial Navy
07-10-2004, 11:38
I have a freind whos name would be Bonnie Truelove-That would be a fantastic girls name!
Hannararia
07-10-2004, 11:46
I hate to moan but keep it simple like I asked otherwise people will end up making them up. Thank you.


i was only joking but whatever floats your boat.. :rolleyes:
Naovatrillen
07-10-2004, 11:47
lol
Honey Speck
or
Lacey Queenston
Del Craven
07-10-2004, 12:09
Milly Fay Or Milly Lovegood



No joke at all


And now i'm feelin wierd cause of the fact im a male footy player
Homicidal Pacifists
07-10-2004, 13:14
Hoser Washington
Japaica Gone Wild
07-10-2004, 23:31
Misty Aisenburg.
I'm a guy.
Kinda weird.

Awsome thread BTW
Texan Hotrodders
07-10-2004, 23:34
Fluffy Gross

Hmmmm... :eek:
Brutanion
07-10-2004, 23:37
Ok ive not seen this done before so here goes.. (usually prooves rather funny)

To find out your Porno name you need your first pets name followed by your mums maiden name (her 2nd name before marriage)..

Mines is ..

Jaws Fender

I heard it was your first pet's name, then your street name.
Criminalia
07-10-2004, 23:40
Klaus Damchik. No, seriously. We named our dog Klaus because we got him for Christmas, and my mother's heritage is German and Ukrainian. So I sound... kinda everday if I lived somewhere in Europe. Maybe I'll star in a Euro porno. Woo!
Drakenaria
07-10-2004, 23:42
Ghosty Atkins...

wtf?
Sskiss
07-10-2004, 23:42
Ripper Basque
Groverine
07-10-2004, 23:53
Buddy Beaver Dam.... better yet, lets shorten to Buddy Beaver. I think that works out nicely.
Norogan
07-10-2004, 23:54
Let's see... I'd be Teddy Gulevich....
That sucks, I'd rather be MacIntyre Ryan.
My friend would be Nala or Gizmo Sepe.
Letila
08-10-2004, 00:08
Allie Sussex, now that's an interesting porno name.
Erastide
08-10-2004, 00:10
Sigh, the ordinary nature of this name.

Marcy Cobaugh
Culfindel
08-10-2004, 00:12
Hmm.. I can choose between Neko Dale (mother's maiden name) and Neko Linden. Amazingly those do sound like porn stars. lol
Mdn
08-10-2004, 00:18
shasta hollywood....... :rolleyes:
New Foxxinnia
08-10-2004, 00:20
Garfield Wells.
...
Let's also try the 'town you born in' and the 'street you currently live on'.
I would be
Voorhees WhiteHorse.
Growl.
Opal Isle
08-10-2004, 00:23
Let's also try the 'town you born in' and the 'street you currently live on'.Memphis McKnight
Criminalia
08-10-2004, 00:25
Boise Alpine. Or Aspen. Boise Aspen sounds better.






...Kinda sounds like 'boy's ass pen' to me, though. I wonder what /I'll/ be starring in.
Erastide
08-10-2004, 00:26
Let's also try the 'town you were born in' and the 'street you currently live on'.


Carnation Keppler

That's just weird. :rolleyes:
Sdaeriji
08-10-2004, 00:37
Well, if we're going with pet's name and street name, then I am...


Cream Woodman!
Crossman
08-10-2004, 01:09
El Gigante!!!
Crossman
08-10-2004, 01:10
Garfield Wells.
...
Let's also try the 'town you born in' and the 'street you currently live on'.
I would be
Voorhees WhiteHorse.
Growl.

Hmm lets see, I'd be:

Cleveland Cypress
Crossman
08-10-2004, 01:10
Hmm lets see, I'd be:

Cleveland Cypress

Nevermind I'll stick with El Gigante.
Crossman
08-10-2004, 01:12
...Kinda sounds like 'boy's ass pen' to me, though. I wonder what /I'll/ be starring in.

I don't want to know... :eek:
Lashuga
08-10-2004, 01:18
Halley Solon

AWWWWWW! Mine sux
Ravea
08-10-2004, 01:19
Zorro Fitzgerald.

Er......Yup!
Jumbania
08-10-2004, 06:24
LOL!

I'm Max Johnson! :p
Eridanus
08-10-2004, 06:50
I learned the rule a different way. The above way is your writing name (like Mark Twain). Your porno name is your pet's name plus the street you grew up on.

So I'm Pepper Solveson!

I heard it was your nick name in you had growing up, and one of your physical attributes. So, mine is Maynard Big Mouth.
Nane Ko
08-10-2004, 07:03
Isis Walker

Isis the egyptian goddess ^^;
Nane Ko
08-10-2004, 07:05
Garfield Wells.
...
Let's also try the 'town you born in' and the 'street you currently live on'.

San Antonio Granite.... O.o i get weird ones...
G Dubyah
08-10-2004, 07:06
How about Middle Name and the street you live on?

If so, I am Chester Paradise.
Rosarita
08-10-2004, 07:31
That's what I thought it was...
I'm Elizabeth Willow.
Or Rudy Mentone, to do it the petname-street way.
Lex Terrae
08-10-2004, 15:21
Pet name - street name = Peanut Meadows. Really bad for a guy. But if I were a chick, I'd do me with a name like that.
Bereavia
08-10-2004, 15:28
Cali Hatfield
Great Britain--
08-10-2004, 16:55
Snowball Skilton lol
Ekky Ekky Ekky Woopang
08-10-2004, 16:57
Mustapha Krapp
Alansyists
08-10-2004, 17:28
The Itallian Sausage
Hakenium
08-10-2004, 17:34
Doesn't sounds good in my native language, but what do you think of Louis XXX?
The fairy tinkerbelly
08-10-2004, 17:38
either:
Polly Edmands or
Saturate Edmands

(i don't have a middle name so i can't do it the other way)
Matokogothicka
08-10-2004, 17:49
Kira Rivmont...
Matokogothicka
08-10-2004, 17:51
Pet name - street name = Peanut Meadows. Really bad for a guy. But if I were a chick, I'd do me with a name like that.

Hey, porn isn't about manliness. It's about what people find sexy, and some people.... yeah.
:eek:
Veneret
08-10-2004, 18:07
Pet's name + street I grew up on = Pandora McLure
The Mycon
08-10-2004, 18:53
Last time I shot a porn, I just called myself "Jerk it Jake."

Though I used to go by "Rod Hardmeat" back when I thought that was funny...
Bariloche
08-10-2004, 19:08
Pet+street = Tom Justo, mmmh... not good, Pet+mother's maiden name = Tom Ascenzi, now that's just a mafia name :D
Eleventy Billion
08-10-2004, 19:27
there are 3 of us here...mine is Keiko Bluebonnet, there's a Pablo Oakhollow, and there is a Squeaky Timber. I think the last one is the funniest.
Janers place
08-10-2004, 20:06
i would be squeeker green which doesnt quite work
Matoya
08-10-2004, 21:04
okay...

Jimmy Hall.

...that's not very weird/funny, is it?

Or the street name would be:

Jimmy Oakleaf.
Cobbkille
08-10-2004, 21:11
lmao Brandy Yocum
InfiniteResponsibility
08-10-2004, 21:21
Pet name + street name - Dante Richland
Pet name + mother's maiden name - Dante Lynch
Middle name + street name - Nathanial Maidenstone (I think we have a winner here)

Bonus points for anyone who can identify the source of these potential porn names:

Smoke Manmuscle
Reef Blastbody
Bold Bigflank
Big McLargehuge
Ezra Cahn
08-10-2004, 21:26
i guess mine would be Mars/jupiter/saturn/frank the tank potter (maiden name)
and Mars rugby
Crossman
08-10-2004, 22:10
Pet name + street name - Dante Richland
Pet name + mother's maiden name - Dante Lynch
Middle name + street name - Nathanial Maidenstone (I think we have a winner here)

Pet name, eh? Nah that wouldn't work here. My dog's name is Blackie. I'm white. That's be false advertising.
Mdn
08-10-2004, 22:27
albaquerque knight....town/mothers maiden name
Surburbia
08-10-2004, 22:34
Shelly Biggs
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 22:35
That's the way I was told as well, therefore I'm Fluffy Ridge
That fine for a woman if not how about trying Spike?
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 22:40
Only pet I ever had was a female lab mouse. So, if we add that and my street name...

Marshmallow Meadowlark

And the problem with that is I'm male. If I go the stuffed-animal route it's Snuggle Meadowlark, which is still highly homosexual. Is there any alternative?

The street I live on at college, though, is Pennsylvania. Ugh. Snuggle Pennsylvania. Sounds like the state's motto.
Why not try shortening the names Marsh Lark? Kind of outdoorsy, eh?
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 22:42
Ok people heres what i asked for ...


First pets name (since 1994) and mothers maiden name and if you never had a pet street name.

Do it like the post says
Al right then,

Licker Cambridge.
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 22:47
kinda makes you wonder if he's just trying to compile all of our Mother's madain names for some credit scam!
You mean people used their mother's REAL maidenhea . . I mean name.
Ganjaphoria
08-10-2004, 22:49
Mine would be
Killer Williams
But that sounds more like a pro wrestler to me.
how about

Manning Hardwood

I like that better
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 22:50
<b>Dexter Klimacek</b>

Then there is always your Drag Name which is your pet's name plus the name of the first Street you lived on.

<b>Dexter Arrot</i>
Contessa Oxford - sounds like a princess in loafers.
Gaeltach
08-10-2004, 22:51
Bailey Walsh
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 22:54
Boise Alpine. Or Aspen. Boise Aspen sounds better.






...Kinda sounds like 'boy's ass pen' to me, though. I wonder what /I'll/ be starring in.
Whatever it is it'll be HUGE in certain religious circles.
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 22:55
Halley Solon

AWWWWWW! Mine sux
add a g
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 22:57
Doesn't sounds good in my native language, but what do you think of Louis XXX?
change thr first name to Dirty or for gay porn Louis Flutie
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 22:58
either:
Polly Edmands or
Saturate Edmands

(i don't have a middle name so i can't do it the other way)
Scratch the Polly & go with the Saturate.
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 23:00
Pet+street = Tom Justo, mmmh... not good, Pet+mother's maiden name = Tom Ascenzi, now that's just a mafia name :D
On the first add an s after the t.
On the second, get a gat.
Slap Happy Lunatics
08-10-2004, 23:02
Pet name, eh? Nah that wouldn't work here. My dog's name is Blackie. I'm white. That's be false advertising.
Unless you wanked with a whole lot of instant tanning cream.
Colodia
08-10-2004, 23:21
Garfield Mango

:D

seriously...I'm not joking.
Atraeus
09-10-2004, 00:22
Pop 'n' Fresh County Line Road.


Hmmm, I need a better porno name.
The Island of Rose
09-10-2004, 01:43
Shaft Rodriguez... oh yeah! Here comes the Shaft!
Bodies Without Organs
09-10-2004, 02:23
Mungo Woods.

Could be worse.
Zachnia
09-10-2004, 02:40
Ok ive not seen this done before so here goes.. (usually prooves rather funny)

To find out your Porno name you need your first pets name followed by your mums maiden name (her 2nd name before marriage)..

Mines is ..

Jaws Fender

Merlin McNeill
Boscorrosive
09-10-2004, 03:28
I learned the rule a different way. The above way is your writing name (like Mark Twain). Your porno name is your pet's name plus the street you grew up on.

So I'm Pepper Solveson!

I prefer this method also.

That would make me ....Snowflake Plantation
The Blacklisted
09-10-2004, 04:40
pet, street name.

Spazz Balls - I added the (s) on ball street for effect.

I was taught to make it your street name then your mother's maiden name.

Balls Alexander

I say they pretty good porno names. Maybe I use them.
Nerrethans
09-10-2004, 04:44
Its supposed to be your middle name and then your street name of your first house.

Kevin Hawthorne
Colodia
09-10-2004, 05:19
Its supposed to be your middle name and then your street name of your first house.

Kevin Hawthorne
holy crap, Los Angeles? I got half a family near/in Hawthorne.
Meriadoc
09-10-2004, 05:30
With that very simple process, Rascal Baum. Or at least Rascal the Irish wolfhound was the first pet I remember.
Hoboslavia
09-10-2004, 05:33
I learned Middle name, street name, pet name:

Wayne Wellington Nuisance
Meriadoc
09-10-2004, 06:27
I learned Middle name, street name, pet name:

Wayne Wellington Nuisance
By pet, do you mean like an animal pet? If so, that would change mine to Davis Person Gato (and yes, any Spanish buffs, he is a cat & that is the origin of the name).
Vladistland
10-10-2004, 23:25
I guess I'm Tony Lake Terrace. I could have gone with Cleopatra Lake Terrace but being a guy I thought I shouldn't.
Keruvalia
10-10-2004, 23:45
Shroeder Washington ...

Kinda silly for a porn name.
Gidetisms
10-10-2004, 23:46
Dawn McKernan Star
Nimzonia
10-10-2004, 23:49
Tiger Strangeway :D

Of course, Tiger's dead now, so it probably doesn't count anymore.