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WWOID? That makes a cool word...

What would Opal Isle do?

Here's how this works: present me with a situation and end the presentation with "What would Opal Isle do?" I'll offer my advice.

You are given a magic power by a genie.

You can kill one person by making a pea sized meteor fall from the sky and hit them.

Who is it you choose?

Two seconds and my idea is stolen.

You are given a magic power by a genie.

You can kill one person by making a pea sized meteor fall from the sky and hit them.

Who is it you choose?
I'm not really interested in killing anyone. I will save my power until their is real proof of a eminent terror strike and kill one of the major planners in hopes that it would thwart their attempts.

how about you do us all a favor and jump off a cli.. well never mind. [/joke

how about you do us all a favor and jump off a cli.. well never mind. [/joke
I take my previous reply back. I found a target...

I take my previous reply back. I found a target...

You could crash your car through his wall, tie him up, drag him a mile by hand to a canal, stab him in the gut with a fork and drown him.

No genie needed.

No jury in the world would convict you.

You could crash your car through his wall, tie him up, drag him a mile by hand to a canal, stab him in the gut with a fork and drown him.

No genie needed.

No jury in the world would convict you.
I don't know where he is...but the genie's magic meteor clearly does.


Next question.

if a genie decided to kill you but you could choose how you whould die what whould you choose. ;)

if a genie decided to kill you but you could choose how you whould die what whould you choose. ;)
Old age.

I don't know where he is...but the genie's magic meteor clearly does.


Next question.

Texas, arkansas maybe, perhaps the worse of the two carolinas or virginias.

Somewhere without a functioning public school system.

Texas, arkansas maybe, perhaps the worse of the two carolinas or virginias.

Somewhere without a functioning public school system.
Where would you suspect I am from if you were judging by my grammar and spelling skills?

(By the way, doesn't Texas have an excellent educational system?)

Texas, arkansas maybe, perhaps the worse of the two carolinas or virginias.

Somewhere without a functioning public school system.
this from the moron who thinks that suicidal bombings, are good.

Where would you suspect I am from if you were judging by my grammar and spelling skills?

(By the way, doesn't Texas have an excellent educational system?)

Yours are up to par, but generally when somone's arent, especially when that person is a palpable idiot like star shooter, one must assume the worst.

this from the moron who thinks that suicidal bombings.
this from the moron who thinks that complete sentences.

(By the way, doesn't Texas have an excellent educational system?)
this statement leads me to belive you don't live on the east coast and most likely live in the south.

this from the moron who thinks that suicidal bombings.


That wasnt a complete sentance.

I'd tell you to learn english, but no matter what language you put that in it's still not a complete sentence.


This is, in my book, evidence that your problem lies in your mind and not your proficiency in grammar or spelling.
Your statement was not a complete thought.

Yours are up to par, but generally when somone's arent, especially when that person is a palpable idiot like star shooter, one must assume the worst.
Up to par? Is that a city? What state is that in?

Sarcasm aside, how am I "up to par" as opposed to a "birdie" or "eagle"?

Up to par? Is that a city? What state is that in?

Sarcasm aside, how am I "up to par" as opposed to a "birdie" or "eagle"?


"up to par" means "up to acceptable standards"

at least in the sense I used it.

this statement leads me to belive you don't live on the east coast and most likely live in the south.
Or that I don't pay much attention to the national ranking of educational systems as far as states go...

I do know that I'm just as, if not more qualified than most of the posters on this forum, and I was educated in Arkansas. Arkansas...the state that flip-flops between 49th and 50th best education system.

"up to par" means "up to acceptable standards"

at least in the sense I used it.
It never means anything different. Par means average. In golf, it's actually a bad score when compared to birdie (one under par) and eagle (two under). Why I am only average? I hardly make typos, and I don't think I've ever made a major grammatical error that inhibits the readability of my post.

Timeout. What Would Opal Isle Do? <--the subject of this thread. *hits reset button*

It never means anything different. Par means average. In golf, it's actually a bad score when compared to birdie (one under par) and eagle (two under). Why I am only average? I hardly make typos, and I don't think I've ever made a major grammatical error that inhibits the readability of my post.

You should certainly be glad grammar isnt golf.

You should certainly be glad grammar isnt golf.
Do you mean that my grammar is bad? Or do you mean that par is a better score in grammar than it is in golf?

Timeout. What Would Opal Isle Do? <--the subject of this thread. *hits reset button*
Oh yea...the subject of the thread...

Do you mean that my grammar is bad? Or do you mean that par is a better score in grammar than it is in golf?

Par is perfectly acceptable in terms of grammar, but not prestigious in golf.

okay back to the thread a mass murder is in town and you have to find him your on scare street do you turn to left or right

okay back to the thread a mass murder is in town and you have to find him your on scare street do you turn to left or right
Do you mean a mass murderer? and I'm supposed to find him?

1) Why I am looking for a mass murderer?
2) There is no Scare Street anywhere even relatively close to where I live.
3) Supposing there is a Scare Street somewhere near where I live, what intersection am I at?
4) What direction am I heading? (If I don't know, then I don't know if I'm turning east or if I'm turning west...or if the road is an east/west road, I don't know if I'm turning north or if I'm turning south.)

Do you mean a mass murderer? and I'm supposed to find him?

1) Why I am looking for a mass murderer?
2) There is no Scare Street anywhere even relatively close to where I live.
3) Supposing there is a Scare Street somewhere near where I live, what intersection am I at?


Trying to make sense or genuine conversation with star shooter is like trying to play solitaire with a card or two missing.

Do you mean a mass murderer? and I'm supposed to find him?

1) Why I am looking for a mass murderer?
2) There is no Scare Street anywhere even relatively close to where I live.
3) Supposing there is a Scare Street somewhere near where I live, what intersection am I at?
yes
1) becasue if you don't he will murder your family ha ha ha.
2) just choose some random street then
3)2)
so left or right then.

Trying to make sense or genuine conversation with star shooter is like trying to play solitaire with a card or two missing.
I try to answer all questions. I need more information to answer this question. The problem sometimes with politicians is that they answer half questions which puts them in a situations in which their words can be twisted and used against them wrongly.

Trying to make sense or genuine conversation with star shooter is like trying to play solitaire with a card or two missing.
star shadow shadow, star shooter has nothing to do with a shadow.

yes
1) becasue if you don't he will murder your family ha ha ha.
2) just choose some random street then
3)2)
so left or right then.
I'm at the intersection of "Scare" and "2)"?

North/South/East/West?

star shadow shadow, star shooter has nothing to do with a shadow.
word random random word phrase has nothing to do with a sentence.

star shadow shadow, star shooter has nothing to do with a shadow.


I genuinely do not care and will call you whatever I fancy.

I genuinely do not care and will call you whatever I fancy.
I prefer to refer to him as Dark Fututre.

I genuinely do not care and will call you whatever I fancy.
wait why do I care about a mad man whose says sucide bombers are a poor mans war, thinks of me.

wait why do I care about a mad man whose says sucide bombers are a poor mans war, thinks of me.
Good question. Stop spamming my thread.

also how do I log out my friggin nation on this thread I've made some new accounts since this one has gone down the drain when I started posting at night, and I can't log in on them.

Here is one,

Your reading a thread that started off mildly interesting, even for General Forum, when all of a sudden it turns into a petty name calling parade bordering on flame...

What Would Opal Isle Do ? <- OMG BACK ON TOPIC ??? ... ;)

wait why do I care about a mad man whose says sucide bombers are a poor mans war, thinks of me.


Who can say really? I dont think you have the capacity to care about much of anything besides sleeping/eating.

Who can say really? I dont think you have the capacity to care about much of anything besides sleeping/eating.
then why am I not already asleep.

Here is one,

Your reading a thread that started off mildly interesting, even for General Forum, when all of a sudden it turns into a petty name calling parade bordering on flame...

What Would Opal Isle Do ? <- OMG BACK ON TOPIC ??? ... ;)
Opal Isle would make fun of the illiterately helpless fools and wait for someone to come and attempt to save the thread. It looks like Opal Isle needs more than a saviour (individual saviours never worked, did they?). He needs something more along the lines of any army. :mad:

then why am I not already asleep.
Because you're busy eating my thread.

also how do I log out my friggin nation on this thread I've made some new accounts since this one has gone down the drain when I started posting at night, and I can't log in on them. Shut your browser, open another one, clean out your cookies, log in your nation at N.S. then use the forum link to get into the forums via using the nation you wanted to log in with.

Easy. Then, stay the hell on topic here or piss off as warned by Opal Isle.

* Excuse me, as I'm devoid of an army of literate people I'll have to just offer you a hug, Opal. ;)

Shut your browser, open another one, clean out your cookies, log in your nation at N.S. then use the forum link to get into the forums via using the nation you wanted to log in with.

Easy. Then, stay the hell on topic here or piss off as warned by Opal Isle.

* Excuse me, as I'm devoid of an army of literate people I'll have to just offer you a hug, Opal. ;)
The cavalry's been called.

New Granada and Star Shadow-, if you don't stop hijacking this thread with your pointless argument, I will be forced to take further action against you.



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New Granada and Star Shadow-, if you don't stop hijacking this thread with your pointless argument, I will be forced to take further action against you.



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Thank you Myrth. It's too bad that I think this may have died overnight. Oh well, maybe I can get it to pick back up again this afternoon.

This is what the thread is about: WWOID? That makes a cool word...

What would Opal Isle do?

Here's how this works: present me with a situation and end the presentation with "What would Opal Isle do?" I'll offer my advice.

What would opal isle do in an forest full of puppie, firworks and candy. what would he go for first?

You are the last surviving member of the human race, you decide to commit suicide by jumping out the window and just as you jump out the phone rings. What would you do? :D

WWOID? That makes a cool word...

What would Opal Isle do?

Here's how this works: present me with a situation and end the presentation with "What would Opal Isle do?" I'll offer my advice.
O.K., you're the team leader of a coastal rescue service, and you're called out to a developing situation. A surprisingly diverse group of people were out caving on the coast when the tide trapped them, and they will all drown if not rescued.
The group consists of:
a pregnant woman (boyfriend left her when he found out, she is considering having an abortion),
an elderly scientist who is researching a cure for bowel cancer, and close to success (but is also virulently anti-Semitic),
a teenage boy (uses cannabis, wants to become a doctor),
a fundamentalist Muslim man (owns his own small retail business, has 5 kids),
and Martha Stewart.
The tide is coming in; you may not have time to rescue them all. Some may die from hypothermia if left too long, even if they are roped up.
W.W.O.I.D.?

What would opal isle do in an forest full of puppie, firworks and candy. what would he go for first?
Seeing how as the puppie is the only one that can possibly move on its own, I think I would grab the puppie, and return to the fireworks and candy, which hopefully did not sprout legs. I would therefore have all three.

You are the last surviving member of the human race, you decide to commit suicide by jumping out the window and just as you jump out the phone rings. What would you do? :D
I do believe that by the time I am out of the window, it is entirely up to gravity.

O.K., you're the team leader of a coastal rescue service, and you're called out to a developing situation. A surprisingly diverse group of people were out caving on the coast when the tide trapped them, and they will all drown if not rescued.
The group consists of:
a pregnant woman (boyfriend left her when he found out, she is considering having an abortion),
an elderly scientist who is researching a cure for bowel cancer, and close to success (but is also virulently anti-Semitic),
a teenage boy (uses cannabis, wants to become a doctor),
a fundamentalist Muslim man (owns his own small retail business, has 5 kids),
and Martha Stewart.
The tide is coming in; you may not have time to rescue them all. Some may die from hypothermia if left too long, even if they are roped up.
W.W.O.I.D.?
Leave them. Cave diving is the most dangerous sport in the world and the tide is nothing but Darwin in action.

If you were forced to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be.\?

If you were forced to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be.\?
Taco bell.

That's not much of a "WWOID" question though...

Any more WWOID situations?

this from the moron who thinks that suicidal bombings, are good.
*going back to the 'your sentences are incoherent' posts*

"All your base are belong to us!"

If I nailed you to a cross and you died, what would your followers do?

You fall into a running woodchipper. What do you do?

*going back to the 'your sentences are incoherent' posts*

"All your base are belong to us!"
I had Myrth get on to them so watch yourself...

If I nailed you to a cross and you died, what would your followers do?
They would make brightly colored bracelets with the letters "W.W.O.I.D." inscribed on them and follow in my footsteps, constantly asking, "What would Opal Isle do?"

You fall into a running woodchipper. What do you do?
Stare in awe that my father pulled the nails out of me and took me down off that cross.

Yours are up to par, but generally when somone's arent, especially when that person is a palpable idiot like star shooter, one must assume the worst.
Wow. I am shocked at your ignorance. Clearly, you only paid enough attention in school to learn the grammer, and then immediately dozed off before being taught tolerance.

I am from South Carolina, have an A in AP English, and attend a public school that is rated well over the national average. My last SAT score (I haven't received my most recent results yet) is from the 9th grade, and that was a 1310. I had a 750 in Verbal. My mother is an English teacher. You, however, only know that which you must have prejudicially determined without any real world experience. Academics and games on the Internet do not prepare you for real life, and an outstancing sense of superiority such as you obviously sport will lead to a magnificent ass whipping the next time you speak the same way in person to a southerner as you do over the internet. But then again, perhaps that is why you are so outspoken in here. Perhaps it is the only place you can safely make such statements without having your face dunked in a toilet and pounded like a slab of meat?

[snip]
As much as a appreciate the unneeded Southern defense, please don't make me get Myrth back here.

OK, you have a choice. Death is not an option.

Either A) you can have both balls nailed to a table, and then have an anorexic African child tug on them in the mistaken assumption that they are actually Doughnut holes, or B) you can allow a pregnant woman in the throes of childbirth to hold a knife directly underneath your boys while you pull them to either side so as to keep your sack tight and unyielding.

As much as a appreciate the unneeded Southern defense, please don't make me get Myrth back here.
Ah, yes, well after the first 3 pages i skipped to the end, Forgive me for missing one page in which the mod finally intervened.

Ah, yes, well after the first 3 pages i skipped to the end, Forgive me for missing one page in which the mod finally intervened.
Whether or not a mod intervened doesn't mean it wasn't still unnecessary and off topic.

OK, you have a choice. Death is not an option.

Either A) you can have both balls nailed to a table, and then have an anorexic African child tug on them in the mistaken assumption that they are actually Doughnut holes, or B) you can allow a pregnant woman in the throes of childbirth to hold a knife directly underneath your boys while you pull them to either side so as to keep your sack tight and unyielding.
Wow. I'm going to stop bumping this thread. All this situations are grotesque and have no humor. In fact, this question isn't even a "WWOID" question so I don't feel like I'm obligated to answer it. A "WWOID" question would follow this format:
You are in the following situation. How do you respond.

And until the situations stop being so outlandish and grotesque, I won't be responding.