NationStates Jolt Archive

Ask me any serious or semi-serious question(Not something like "So I know this jew..."), and I will try to answer it in terms of What Would Hitler Do?

Maybe Hitler would be thinking more about what he should have done, looking at the forum right now ... ;)

Hitler was pretty much doomed period. Small changes could have saved him, but only if everything else falled into the lucky places they did.

Besides, who cares about what should have been done? When dealing with day to day problems, I always think of what would hitler do. Though you'd be surprised how often he would eat pie and masturbate.

So one day I open the bedroom door in my house to find my girlfriend on top of another man, having fun. They haven't noticed me yet. What do I do?

Lets see.....

What would Jesus do...

In a way that is not offensive to anyone, because I do not sin, I calmly explain to the two people that what they have done is wrong; she has betrayed my trust, and they have both not saved themselves before marriage. God forgives them though.

What would Hitler do...

I yell abuse at them, and then call up my private police force to come in and shoot them on site.

What would Chamberlain do...

My girlfriend claims that she will never do this again. I follow my policy of appeasement and accept that this will be the last time.

What would Bush do...

After I realise what they are doing, which takes me a considerable amount of time, I do three things: First, I come up with a statement that will be considered a "Bush Quote." This quote will somehow involve my girlfriend cheating on me and show that I am an idiot. Secondly, I use this sorrow to appeal to the hearts and minds of voters everywhere, offering no evidence of what I will do once I am elected, just that you should give me the sympathy vote. Finally, I will invade Australia without UN consent, because we have to "smoke out" all of the adulterers in the country, and abuse them in prison camps.

What would Van Gough do...

I paint a picture, showing the pain I am in when I make the discovery of the adultery, and I sew my ear back on.


But what would I do?

I silently close the door and laugh to myself, knowing that it's my week with the hamster.

if hitler were to kill himself how would he do it.

So one day I open the bedroom door in my house to find my girlfriend on top of another man, having fun. They haven't noticed me yet. What do I do?

What would Eminem do?

I take the bullets out of my unlicenced gun, and then pistol whip the man. After I get a suspended sentence for illegal gun possesion I release a new rap record that sells tripple platinum.

What would I do?

Tape them having fun and put it all over the Internet. :D

He seemed to be partial to poisons and pistols.

I don't see why Hitler couldn't have won. Lenin won, he had a lot less going for him and was far more of a vicious, soulless freak than Hitler ever was.