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Colmes shouted down the Republican talking heads asserting the tired old Kerry flip-flopped on Iraq. I am astounded. The press, even Fox at times, is turning on Bush. They're taking off the kid gloves they've handled him with for the last 3+ years.

I wanna see!

Just watch tonight's Hannity and Colmes (I watch it for comedic value and because I'm convinced Hannity's hair will one day leap off his head and attack someone,) when it repeats later tonight.

I had thought that modern science had determined that Colmes was born without a backbone, but I was proven wrong.

Colmes shouted down the Republican talking heads asserting the tired old Kerry flip-flopped on Iraq. I am astounded. The press, even Fox at times, is turning on Bush. They're taking off the kid gloves they've handled him with for the last 3+ years.
Are we talking about the same Alan Colmes (token liberal at Fox News)? I am shocked myself. Sad I missed it. Hope they didn't make him look like a raving lunatic.

Just watch tonight's Hannity and Colmes (I watch it for comedic value and because I'm convinced Hannity's hair will one day leap off his head and attack someone,) when it repeats later tonight.

I had thought that modern science had determined that Colmes was born without a backbone, but I was proven wrong.
What time does it come on? You've got to realize, I never watch FOX News. :)

Colmes shouted down the Republican talking heads asserting the tired old Kerry flip-flopped on Iraq. I am astounded. The press, even Fox at times, is turning on Bush. They're taking off the kid gloves they've handled him with for the last 3+ years.

Makes me wish I had my TV hooked up. While I'm conservative, I would love to see that.

so do you think he'll get fired, i'm pretty sure that's a violation of his contract.

I'm sure it's on Fox's website as to when it will air again. I don't make a practice of watching Fox, but I do pause on it sometimes to scout out the enemy, as it were, and to see the ridiculous lengths they go to spin things.

Ah, they are on again at 2:00am eastern, so it's 11:00pm paciific. Just looked up the schedule.

so do you think he'll get fired, i'm pretty sure that's a violation of his contract.

Yes, I think the show will soon be renamed Hannity and [random, meek Moderate Liberal.]

so do you think he'll get fired, i'm pretty sure that's a violation of his contract.
yeah im sure disagreeing with hannity is grounds for termination at fox, and at least 1/3 of the companies in the south easts

fox news is just talk radio with visuals, well political talk radio, not the shock jocks. if you take it as that its not bad if you are politically middle of the road. i just balance fox news viewing out with listening to npr in the car and i managed to stay centered(or centrist).

((At the FOXNEWS HQ))

"You realize, Mr. Colmes, what must be done."
"P-p-please sir, no! Not my family!"
"Bring them out, Ann"
*Ann Coulter drags the tied-up bodies of Colmes family into the boardroom where they are meeting, she hands a pistol to Rupert Murdoch*
"Anything but that, sir, I beg of you!"
Rupert leveled the pistol on Colmes' family. "Bring Sean in here."
Hannity walked in the door.
Murdoch looked at him, "You do it"
He handed the pistol to Hannity, who took grim satisfaction with the next line
"You Worm! (BLAM) You see what the(BLAM) price is for your (BLAM) disloyalty"
Colmes was crying. Hannity spat on him, "By the way, you're fired" He said, as he shot a round into the top of his skull.
An intern opened the Door, and looked at everyone. "Sir, we go live in five"
Hannity walked out of the room, blood on his hand, tossing the weapon aside.

He Stepped into the recording booth. "Next on The Hannity factor: Pussy whiny liberals"

((At the FOXNEWS HQ))

"You realize, Mr. Colmes, what must be done."
"P-p-please sir, no! Not my family!"
"Bring them out, Ann"
*Ann Coulter drags the tied-up bodies of Colmes family into the boardroom where they are meeting, she hands a pistol to Rupert Murdoch*
"Anything but that, sir, I beg of you!"
Rupert leveled the pistol on Colmes' family. "Bring Sean in here."
Hannity walked in the door.
Murdoch looked at him, "You do it"
He handed the pistol to Hannity, who took grim satisfaction with the next line
"You Worm! (BLAM) You see what the(BLAM) price is for your (BLAM) disloyalty"
Colmes was crying. Hannity spat on him, "By the way, you're fired" He said, as he shot a round into the top of his skull.
An intern opened the Door, and looked at everyone. "Sir, we go live in five"
Hannity walked out of the room, blood on his hand, tossing the weapon aside.

He Stepped into the recording booth. "Next on The Hannity factor: Pussy whiny liberals"


Hannity has a pistol made of space-age plastics hidden in his hair on a permanent basis.

So, your telling me that Colmes actually grew a set of balls?

((At the FOXNEWS HQ))

"You realize, Mr. Colmes, what must be done."
"P-p-please sir, no! Not my family!"
"Bring them out, Ann"
*Ann Coulter drags the tied-up bodies of Colmes family into the boardroom where they are meeting, she hands a pistol to Rupert Murdoch*
"Anything but that, sir, I beg of you!"
Rupert leveled the pistol on Colmes' family. "Bring Sean in here."
Hannity walked in the door.
Murdoch looked at him, "You do it"
He handed the pistol to Hannity, who took grim satisfaction with the next line
"You Worm! (BLAM) You see what the(BLAM) price is for your (BLAM) disloyalty"
Colmes was crying. Hannity spat on him, "By the way, you're fired" He said, as he shot a round into the top of his skull.
An intern opened the Door, and looked at everyone. "Sir, we go live in five"
Hannity walked out of the room, blood on his hand, tossing the weapon aside.

He Stepped into the recording booth. "Next on The Hannity factor: Pussy whiny liberals"

wow.

So, your telling me that Colmes actually grew a set of balls?

Yes, but they're probably only vestigial and temporary.

he might get fired but it would be beauttiful sight if Colmes just stood up one day and slammed his fist into Hannitys fat face

Colmes shouted down the Republican talking heads asserting the tired old Kerry flip-flopped on Iraq. I am astounded. The press, even Fox at times, is turning on Bush. They're taking off the kid gloves they've handled him with for the last 3+ years.

Can you try to give us a transcript?

Can you try to give us a transcript?

I can't find a transcript for today's show. Hopefully someone else will stumble across it.

I can't find a transcript for today's show. Hopefully someone else will stumble across it.

No, I mean, can you try and recall the gist of their conversation?

No, I mean, can you try and recall the gist of their conversation?

Oh, yeah. Hannity and a Republican analyst were trying to push forward the tired, "Kerry flip-flopped on Iraq" rhetoric. Colmes, rather angrily and firmly told them that their assertion were simply untrue. He talked over them, eventually getting them to quiet down so he could speak, at which point he stated loudly, pretty much verbatim, the words Kerry used in the debate to characterize his constant position on Iraq. "Kerry said Saddam was a threat, he had to be faced, but the President lied when he said he would use war as a last resort, that he would use the authorization to keep the peace."

Words basically to that effect.

Kick-ass.

What was Hannity's response?

Something like this is important enough to bump back to the top, I think.

Kick-ass.

What was Hannity's response?

I don't think he really said anything, though he made a face as if someone had just farted in his cheerios.

I don't think he really said anything, though he made a face as if someone had just farted in his cheerios.
thats what his face always looks like

Funny I would've thought noting short of a baton or a tazer would shut him up.