Caboose for President!
I am here to nominate a quality third party candidate for President of the United States of America!
Michael J. Caboose, Private in the Blue Army, is hereby entered into the race for President!
All Hail Caboose!
Buechoria
07-10-2004, 01:21
I hope the media doesn't discover what he and Sheila did to Church, god rest his soul...
Kleptonis
07-10-2004, 01:21
Why vote for a guy who chokes on a pretzel when you can vote for a guy who you can't trust not to choke on his own tongue?
Roachsylvania
07-10-2004, 01:28
I'll just go and watch the second season, then I'll get back to you. But hey, you can probably count on my vote!
Oh, I almost forgot, what good is a President without a Vice-President?
O'Mally, Insane Artificial Intelligence, is hereby appointed as Cabooses running mate!
Caboose/O'Mally in '04!
Asherville
07-10-2004, 04:30
Caboose is directly responsible for the murder of one of his superiors.
Caboose used top secret military technology without knowing it's operating parameters.
Caboose is missing his Big Toe
O'Mally is responsible for the attacks on the Red/Blue/Robot Peace talks
Caboose is unable to withstand a mental challenge from an AI
Caboose, Bad for Blood Gulch, bad for America
I'm Simmons 2.0 and I approve of this message.
Simmons 2.0, if you can't trust a cyborg, who can you trust?
Simmons refused to assist a superior officer in dire need after receiving a gunshot wound to the head
Simmons participated in the failed mission which resulted in the destruction of the newly constructed and deployed Warthog Light Reconaissance Vehicle
Simmons is missing his Left Hand, Shoulder, Flank, Spearibs, Porterhouse, Briskit, Nuts, Lips, Ass, Sweat Glands, Cerebral Cortex, Lungs, and Spleen
Simmons is unable to properly control the paper dispenser in the fax machine incorporated into his cyborg body
Simmons 2.0, Bad for the Red Army, Bad for our Army
Caboose, someone whose mental capacity is so unbelievably tiny that he could never be turned against us!
Crossman
07-10-2004, 16:53
Never!!!!!
CROSSMAN IN 2020 ALL THE WAY!!!!!
www.freewebs.com/crossman4america
Legless Pirates
07-10-2004, 18:44
Caboose! Caboose!
K-A-B-O-O-O-Z-S!
Caboose: He is a God Damned Idiot. So are you. Who better to represent you to the world?
Caboose has been proven that he is incapable of determining the strength of his enemies, and that he is incapable of even recognizing enemies.
Caboose is a Cockbite.
Caboose Got a purple heart for a hurt toe. Too wussy to get a real injury?
Caboose is a stupid wuss, who bites cock.
Caboose: A team-killing fucktard.
Simmons 2.0, 1.0 more than regular Simmons.