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There's this idiot at my school who keeps calling me 'Jesus' for some reason or another (No, I am not Spanish at all and it is not my name) which was left over from some dumbass fad created by a Neo-Nazi at my school last year (yes, it was created by a Neo-Nazi; I know the kid and he is a psychopath).

Here are the beliefs I hold, and why they indicate I could not possibly save humanity:

1) I hate it when I have to depend upon somebody for their help (IE I don't think people should necessarily depend upon ONE person for "salvation" - they can "save" themselves; I put those two words in quotes because there is no one true religion IMO)

2) I have done wrong in my life! Here's Jesus, the saviour of humanity who is believed not to have commited ONE sin in his life.

3) I am *very* unforgiving to certain groups of people - Jesus was forgiving of all

4) Jesus probably believed in moral objectivism. I believe in moral relativism.

5) Jesus was a pacifist. Then how come my Buddy Icon is a Gundam, a giant weapon of WAR???

6) My parents are not named Mary and Joseph, and I was not born in Bethlehem.

7) I'm agnostic - Jesus was Jewish.

8) Unlike Jesus, I wouldn't wait until the afterlife to send some of the people I hate to Hell - I'd just do it instantly.

9) I'm not going to let myself get exploited for 1000 or so years, and cause much intolerance and hatred before my true message is restored.

10) Jesus's home was the Holy Land. You could never get me to go to there. Period.

And did you list these reasons for the idiot that keeps calling you Jesus?

Why are you telling us? Not that it's not mildly amusing.... :D

Damn if you're not Jesus and im not then who is??

I'm lauging. I'm enjoying this thread. Keep it up.

There's this idiot at my school who keeps calling me 'Jesus' for some reason or another (No, I am not Spanish at all and it is not my name) which was left over from some dumbass fad created by a Neo-Nazi at my school last year (yes, it was created by a Neo-Nazi; I know the kid and he is a psychopath).

Here are the beliefs I hold, and why they indicate I could not possibly save humanity:

1) I hate it when I have to depend upon somebody for their help (IE I don't think people should necessarily depend upon ONE person for "salvation" - they can "save" themselves; I put those two words in quotes because there is no one true religion IMO)

2) I have done wrong in my life! Here's Jesus, the saviour of humanity who is believed not to have commited ONE sin in his life.

3) I am *very* unforgiving to certain groups of people - Jesus was forgiving of all

4) Jesus probably believed in moral objectivism. I believe in moral relativism.

5) Jesus was a pacifist. Then how come my Buddy Icon is a Gundam, a giant weapon of WAR???

6) My parents are not named Mary and Joseph, and I was not born in Bethlehem.

7) I'm agnostic - Jesus was Jewish.

8) Unlike Jesus, I wouldn't wait until the afterlife to send some of the people I hate to Hell - I'd just do it instantly.

9) I'm not going to let myself get exploited for 1000 or so years, and cause much intolerance and hatred before my true message is restored.

10) Jesus's home was the Holy Land. You could never get me to go to there. Period.

Probably just to annoy you.

1) Doesn't matter if you hate it. Matters that you do sometimes. Such as infantile stages in life, womb, and so on.

2) Repenting is still availiable to you.

3) Well you could work on being more forgiving.

4) You should probably... you should try to be correct. So you think there is moral relativism? Social, cultural, or personal relativism?
And how can you believe you have done wrong when wrong is relative according to your beliefs it seems?

5) Jesus loved Peace but he was not against war. He came with a sword not a pen. He had no quarrel breaking up a family if the family was fighting over him or sin. He would be upset that the family was fighting but the reasons were good.
If a father said your kicked out if you follow Jesus, he wanted them to follow him.
He also used a whip and threw tables at temple. They were making a mockary of the temple. Selling goats, chickens, and more there. This was bad. And Heavenly Father was against this blasphemy.

6) Well its not your fault you were born with different parents.


7) So you need a little nudge. Even Jesus wasn't a traditional jew. He did say they were doing it wrongly. And they were adding extra stuff to the jewish laws.

8) Jesus didn't hate anyone so actually this is not a difference. He could send someone he hated but none existed.

9) Why not? You are going to try to bring out message in Crusades and get your followers killed because Pope is afriad of losing control? You going to try in Inquisition? No! You need to wait till America has religious freedom. Then you send forth your message. :)

10) Jesus lived in Heaven, you have a choice Paradise or Spirit Prison. You know too little in the faith to reach Hell. So you have no choice. You will go to Heaven just not the good one if you decide to be bad.

Damn if you're not Jesus and im not then who is??

I'll be Jesus if you want me to be... 'course, I'm a female and a pagan, but I'm also a teacher, so I fit in that category, right?

There's this idiot at my school who keeps calling me 'Jesus' for some reason or another (No, I am not Spanish at all and it is not my name) which was left over from some dumbass fad created by a Neo-Nazi at my school last year (yes, it was created by a Neo-Nazi; I know the kid and he is a psychopath).

Here are the beliefs I hold, and why they indicate I could not possibly save humanity:

1) I hate it when I have to depend upon somebody for their help (IE I don't think people should necessarily depend upon ONE person for "salvation" - they can "save" themselves; I put those two words in quotes because there is no one true religion IMO)

2) I have done wrong in my life! Here's Jesus, the saviour of humanity who is believed not to have commited ONE sin in his life.

3) I am *very* unforgiving to certain groups of people - Jesus was forgiving of all

4) Jesus probably believed in moral objectivism. I believe in moral relativism.

5) Jesus was a pacifist. Then how come my Buddy Icon is a Gundam, a giant weapon of WAR???

6) My parents are not named Mary and Joseph, and I was not born in Bethlehem.

7) I'm agnostic - Jesus was Jewish.

8) Unlike Jesus, I wouldn't wait until the afterlife to send some of the people I hate to Hell - I'd just do it instantly.

9) I'm not going to let myself get exploited for 1000 or so years, and cause much intolerance and hatred before my true message is restored.

10) Jesus's home was the Holy Land. You could never get me to go to there. Period.

Once I heard that about 7% of Jews at the time of Jesus Christ were named Jesus or something. And Jesus is just the Latin form of the Hebrew Yeshua or something, which, when converted to English, is Joshua.

Although he probably doesn't know that... he's probably calling you that just to tick you off..

Damn if you're not Jesus and im not then who is??

CannibalChrist, perhaps? :)

Jesus Christ, Superpower. :rolleyes:

You just don't fit the "mold" people at your school want you to fill; just keep doing what you're doing and ignore the crap. People are ignorant and foolish, anyways, so, best now to waste your time with them.

I had a good friend of mine who's nickname was Jesus. He had the beard and the long hair that just looked very... Jesus-y I guess. But then he shaved. And Jesus was no more. But he might come back! *twilight zone music*