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I NEED some good pro-Kerry slogans, please no blatantly anti-Bush, just pro-Kerry. :)

I NEED some good pro-Kerry slogans, please no blatantly anti-Bush, just pro-Kerry. :)
#1: Kerry because he debates better.

-We know its true due to first debate. Bush sucked badly.

#2: Kerry because his vice president didn't vote against Martin Luthur King Holiday.

-Fact Cheney voted and tried to stop the Holida back when he was in the senate.

Just 2 so far hehe.

cheney was never in the senate. House but not the senate, only served two terms

#1: Kerry because he debates better.

-We know its true due to first debate. Bush sucked badly.

#2: Kerry because his vice president didn't vote against Martin Kuthur King Holiday.

-Fact Cheney voted and tried to stop the Holida back when he was in the senate.

Just 2 so far hehe.
Martin Kuthur King sounds like a Klan Wizard.

#1: Kerry because he debates better.
So you're saying Kerry is a master(de)bater?

Actually fought for his country.

Has a few brains, as opposed to none at all.

Acts responsibly.

Looks you in the eye.

Will save the economy.

Gets you your job back.

Restores the Constitution.

Known by his enemies.

#2: Kerry because his vice president didn't vote against Martin Kuthur King Holiday.

-Fact Cheney voted and tried to stop the Holida back when he was in the senate.


Not because he hates black people, but because it has negative effects on the economy.

Actually fought for his country.
No argument here, although irrelevant.

Has a few brains, as opposed to none at all.
Are you saying Bush BOUGHT his MBA?

Acts responsibly.

Will save the economy.

Gets you your job back.

Restores the Constitution.
Yet to be proven.

Looks you in the eye.
Doesn't mean he's not lying, just means he's a better liar.

Known by his enemies.
Which is exactly why we don't want him.

I NEED some good pro-Kerry slogans, please no blatantly anti-Bush, just pro-Kerry. :)

"He Won't Outsource Our Future"

"We Will Protect America AND America's Integrity"

"Kerry: For a Smarter Foreign Policy and a Fairer Domestic Policy"

"Voting for the Candidate that Knows Saddam Didn't Attack Us"

"I Thought Changing Your Mind When New Information Comes Along and Listening to The People We Are Sworn To Serve Were Good Things?"

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And now for some nasty ones:

"Herman Munster Can Beat Up A Chimp Any Day"

"It's NUCLEAR, Dummy"

"I Guess A Terrorist is Only A Terrorist Until They Donate To The Republican Party (Saudis)"

"What's The Difference Between Bush and a Potato? A Potato Tests Better Under No Child Left Behind"

Not because he hates black people, but because it has negative effects on the economy.
Name a few? It recognizes their efforts and struggle for Civil rights. How does it hurt us?

Name a few? It recognizes their efforts and struggle for Civil rights. How does it hurt us?
Umm... You aren't working on a holiday... and not working hurts the economy... Is that not obvious?

Umm... Yo aren't working on a holiday... and not working hurts the economy... Is that not obvious?
Shouldn't we get rid of all holidays for those reasons? What is the criteria for a holiday?

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"Vote for us or we'll sue you!"

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"We may look funny but at least we aren't as bad as our wives!"

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"Vote for us or we'll cut off ears, tie wires to genitalia and turn on the power, burn down villages, oh and kill this cute puppy."

Umm... You aren't working on a holiday... and not working hurts the economy... Is that not obvious?

Okay, then prove that the extra day off does not improve productivity because of a happier, more well-rested workforce. Also, as it improves the morale of many african american people to have one if their icons honored, a real case could be made that that would also have a positive effect on the economy.

Working off your hypothesis, then the government should outlaw weekends and all other holidays because it hurts the economy.

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"Vote for us or we'll sue you!"

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"We may look funny but at least we aren't as bad as our wives!"

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"Vote for us or we'll cut off ears, tie wires to genitalia and turn on the power, burn down villages, oh and kill this cute puppy."
How is that Pro- Kerry? Are are you just trolling?

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"Vote for us or we'll sue you!"

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"We may look funny but at least we aren't as bad as our wives!"

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"Vote for us or we'll cut off ears, tie wires to genitalia and turn on the power, burn down villages, oh and kill this cute puppy."


Bush/Cheney: All in all it's just a 'nother Dick and AWOL

Bush/Cheney: Everyone loves ventriloquist's dummies! Watch as Bush talks while Cheney sips a glass of water.

Bush/Cheney: For God's Sake, Think of the Rich People!

Bush/Cheney: We Don't Need No Stinkin' 4th Amendment!

Bush/Cheney: War is Good for Business (but only if you're rich!)

Bush/Cheney: God Wants You To Die For Oil

Bush/Cheney: All in all it's just a 'nother Dick and AWOL

Bush/Cheney: Everyone loves ventriloquist's dummies! Watch as Bush talks while Cheney sips a glass of water.

Bush/Cheney: For God's Sake, Think of the Rich People!

Bush/Cheney: We Don't Need No Stinkin' 4th Amendment!

Bush/Cheney: War is Good for Business (but only if you're rich!)

Bush/Cheney: God Wants You To Die For Oil

Kerry/Edwards: Let us lead you, when we decide to show up for work.

Kerry/Edwards: We don't fall down, unless some SOB Secret Service Agent gets in our way.

Kerry/Edwards: At least we aren't Ted Kennedy.

Kerry/Edwards: We have a plan for America, just elect us, then we'll tell you about it.

Kerry/Edwards: We are in touch with regular Americans (as long as by regular you mean having over $20 million).

Kerry/Edwards: Compared to us, Bush and Cheney are just paupers.

Kerry/Edwards: We don't have to give to no stinking charities!

Kerry/Edwards: Sure John Kerry was in the Senate, but he served in Vietnam. He defended this country as a boy and will, sorry did I tell you that he served in Vietnam?

Kerry/Edwards '04: At least it's not Bush.
Kerry/Edwards '04: Help! Help! We're being repressed!
Kerry/Edwards '04: Gay love. We mean happy! HAPPY!
Kerry/Edwards '04: Frankenstein never looked so good.

Bush/Cheney '04: We love to cut taxes! Especially those to the wealthy.
Bush/Cheney '04: Eh, uh. Heh. Well, ya know. Er . . .
Bush/Cheney '04: Come on, the Supreme Court appointed them.
Bush/Cheney '04: A chimp and a television, just like America!

Kerry/Edwards: Let us lead you, when we decide to show up for work.

Kerry/Edwards: We don't fall down, unless some SOB Secret Service Agent gets in our way.

Kerry/Edwards: At least we aren't Ted Kennedy.

Kerry/Edwards: We have a plan for America, just elect us, then we'll tell you about it.

Kerry/Edwards: We are in touch with regular Americans (as long as by regular you mean having over $20 million).

Kerry/Edwards: Compared to us, Bush and Cheney are just paupers.

Kerry/Edwards: We don't have to give to no stinking charities!

Kerry/Edwards: Sure John Kerry was in the Senate, but he served in Vietnam. He defended this country as a boy and will, sorry did I tell you that he served in Vietnam?

Again how is that Pro-Kerry? Trolling of course you are. Did'nt I just call you on it?

Shouldn't we get rid of all holidays for those reasons? What is the criteria for a holiday?
Ugh... Here I go. A reason is an issue of perception. The reason I gave was one point of view. Will it harm the economy? I don't know, and I don't really care because Martin Luther King Jr. deserves the holiday. On the other hand, not working that day is a perfectly valid reason to think it's a bad idea. As far as the criteria go, seperation of church and state really messes that up. Take note: I do not oppose the seperation of church and state. I'm just saying it really messes up the criteria for a holiday (and I'm a bit tired, so I don't much care).

Kerry/Edwards '04: Vote for me or I cut off the ketchup.

"vote Kerry, we make a better flip-flop"

"vote Kerry, get a purple heart"

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"Vote for us or we'll sue you!"

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"We may look funny but at least we aren't as bad as our wives!"

Kerry/Edwards in 04:"Vote for us or we'll cut off ears, tie wires to genitalia and turn on the power, burn down villages, oh and kill this cute puppy."
hes got my vote, Your a troller and a republician but at least its funny.

How is that Pro- Kerry? Are are you just trolling?

You're asking Moe? :D

Vote for me " I'm Not Bush"

That's as "Pro-Kerry" as it gets... cuz there is no "pro-Kerry" movement.. Just an anti-Bush one

Vote for me " I'm Not Bush"

That's as "Pro-Kerry" as it gets... cuz there is no "pro-Kerry" movement.. Just an anti-Bush one
So All the reasons I like Kerry means I'm the only one?
So then there is a Pro-Kerry movement just a small one according to you.
However, you said there is none thus you are liar. Because liars lie, that must mean you are wrong.
Thus there is a Pro-Kerry movement and thus there isn't just a anti0Bush one.
Don't you like logic :)

I NEED some good pro-Kerry slogans, please no blatantly anti-Bush, just pro-Kerry. :)

Kerry, because the US citizens need their money.

Kerry because the US citizens wan't their freedom back.

Kerry, because the US deserves better.

Kerry, to show the world that there are brains in the US to.

So you're saying Kerry is a master(de)bater?

Old joke! *boos* *hisses*

Kerry/Edwards '04: Vote for me or I cut off the ketchup.

LOL

Kerry/Edwards 04 - Bush is only going to bring terrorists to justice. We're gonna KILL 'em!

Kerry/Edwards 04 - Swings 20% farther right than Bush-Cheney on foreign policy!

Kerry/Edwards 04 - Willing to raise taxes on people in their income bracket

Kerry/Edwards 04 - Had much less chance to fuck up in the last 4 years.

Kerry/Edwards 04 - with real southern twang

Kerry/Edwards/Bush/Cheney 04 - Now less distinguishable than ever.

Kerry/Edwards 04 - for four years of somewhat gentler ass-rape

John Kerry -- Bringing complete sentences back to the White House.

John Kerry - The OTHER, other white meat.

Kerry/Edwards '04 - Because good hair speaks for itself.

John Kerry - Let's put the "strategy" back in "strategery".

Kerry/Edwards '04 - Because we won't be distracted by our wives.

"Lead the World, Don't Bully It!"

Kerry/Edwards '04 - N..U..C..L..E..A..R

Kerry/Edwards '04: Vote for me or I cut off the ketchup.
Best one yet.