NationStates Jolt Archive

English:
HELO AND WALCOME 2 MAH THRAAD1!1!!1 OMG LOL IN THIS THR3AD I WIL RASPOND ONLY IN A RANDOM LANGUAEG!!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL DA LANGUAEGS MAY B ANYTHNG FROM GARMAN 2 SPANISH RUSIAN 2 GREK1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL OF COURSE IL B USNG ALTAVISTA111! BUT NONA OF U FOLS 3VER THOUGHT OF THIS!111!11 OMG WTF )

Spanish:
¡cHelo Y WALCOME 2 Mah THRAAD1!1!!1 OMG LOL EN ESTE THR3AD I WIL RASPOND SOLAMENTE EN Un LANGUAEG!!!1!11 AL AZAR! ¡cOmg WTF LOL DA LANGUAEGS PUEDE B ANYTHNG De GARMAN 2 RUSIAN ESPAÑOL 2 GREK1!1!1!! ¡cOmg WTF LOL POR SUPUESTO IL B USNG ALTAVISTA111! PERO NONA De U FOLS 3VER PENSÓ EN THIS!111!11 OMG WTF)

German:
HELO UND WALCOME 2 Milliamperestunde THRAAD1!1!!1 OMG LOL IN DIESEM THR3AD I WIL RASPOND NUR IN Einem GELEGENTLICHEN LANGUAEG!!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL DA LANGUAEGS MAG B ANYTHNG VON GARMAN 2 SPANISCHES RUSIAN 2 GREK1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL SELBSTVERSTÄNDLICH IL B USNG ALTAVISTA111! ABER NONA VON U FOLS 3VER DACHTE AN THIS!111!11 OMG WTF)

French:
HELO ET WALCOME 2 Heure-milliampère THRAAD1!1!!1 OMG LOL DANS CE THR3AD I WIL RASPOND SEULEMENT DANS Un LANGUAEG!!!1!11 ALÉATOIRE ! OMG WTF LOL DA LANGUAEGS PEUT B ANYTHNG De GARMAN 2 RUSIAN ESPAGNOL 2 GREK1!1!1 ! ! OMG WTF LOL NATURELLEMENT IL B USNG ALTAVISTA111 ! MAIS NONA De U FOLS 3VER A PENSÉ À THIS!111!11 OMG WTF)

Russian:
HELO И WALCOME 2 Mah THRAAD1!1!!1 OMG LOL В ЭТОМ THR3ЈAD Iem WIL RASPOND ТОЛЬКО В СЛУЧАЙНО LANGUAEG!!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL DA LANGUAEGS MAY Б ANYTHNG ОТ GARMAN 2 ИСПАНСКОГО RUSIAN 2 GREK1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL OF COURSE IL Б USNG ALTAVISTA111! НО NONA У FOLS 3VER ДУМАЛО THIS!111!11 OMG WTF)

XD

Japanese:
任意LANGUAEG!!!1!11 のこのTHR3.AD I WIL RASPOND のHELO 及びWALCOME 2 MAH THRAAD1!1!!1 OMG LOL しか! OMG WTF LOL DA LANGUAEGS はGARMAN 2 スペインのRUSIAN 2 GREK1!1!1 からのB ANYTHNG! よろしいです! OMG WTF LOL 当然IL B USNG ALTAVISTA111! しかしU FOLS 3VER のNONA はTHIS!111!11 OMG WTF について考えた)

(Side note, at this time altavista seems to be dying out on me. One more for Dutch, eh?)

Dutch:
HELO EN WALCOME 2 MAH THRAAD1!1!!1 OMG LOL IN DIT THR3AD I WIL RASPOND SLECHTS IN een WILLEKEURIGE LANGUAEG!!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL DA LANGUAEGS MAG B ANYTHNG VAN GARMAN 2 SPAANSE RUSIAN 2 GREK1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL NATUURLIJK IL B USNG ALTAVISTA111! MAAR NONA VAN U FOLS 3VER dat AAN THIS!111!11 OMG WTF wordt GEDACHT)

Took your German one there and fed it back through Google's German to English:

HELO AND WALCOME 2 milliampere hour of THRAAD1!1!!1 OMG LOL IN THIS THRÁD I WIL RACING POND ONLY IN an OCCASIONAL LANGUAEG!!!1!11! OMG WTF LOL THERE LANGUAEGS LIKES B ANYTHNG OF MAN 2 SPANISH RUSIAN 2 GREK1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL NATURALLY IL B USNG ALTAVISTA111! BUT NONA OF U FOLS 3VER THOUGHT OF THIS!111!11 OMG WTF)


I quite like "I wil racing pond".

ph33r участвуя в гонке человек пруда!

ph33r ???????? ? ????? ??????? ?????!

English -> Swedish Chef -> Italian -> Leet.

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English -> Swedish Chef -> Italian -> Leet.

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feck it, let's all just sing and dance and drink wine.

I'm scared by this... My question is... if a man peed off of a really high building could the pee kill someone on impact?

I'm scared by this... My question is... if a man peed off of a really high building could the pee kill someone on impact?

*Tries it*

Nope.

Probably cause I live in a one storey house.

*Fist comes through window*

Uh-oh.

Ask the FIRST person who talks like a 9 year old AOLer in a language other than english

This makes no sense. Ask them WHAT?

None of your 'languages' made any sense to me. Ever hear of grammar?

While the inability of posters to spell is annoying, as long as i can tell what they are talking about, i don't care.

But grammar is another story...

PRESCRIPTIVE GRAMMAR: word order and usage that follows the accepted rules of the language.

DESCRIPTIVE GRAMMAR: wording that does not follow the accepted rules, but still conveys meaning to native speakers of the language.

Your question and your examples are not grammatical in any sense. Even a 9 year old can tell you that. Their meanings are unintelligible.

Gibberish.

NONA OF U FOLS 3VER THOUGHT OF THIS!111!11 OMG WTF )

...gee... i wonder why.

This makes no sense. Ask them WHAT?

None of your 'languages' made any sense to me. Ever hear of grammar?

While the inability of posters to spell is annoying, as long as i can tell what they are talking about, i don't care.

But grammar is another story...

PRESCRIPTIVE GRAMMAR: word order and usage that follows the accepted rules of the language.

DESCRIPTIVE GRAMMAR: wording that does not follow the accepted rules, but still conveys meaning to native speakers of the language.

Your question and your examples are not grammatical in any sense. Even a 9 year old can tell you that. Their meanings are unintelligible.

Gibberish.

The joke just flew over his head...