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The question here is what would you like to have on your tombstone
Mine is (I didnt think i could eat the whole thing!) or (it seemed like a good idea at the time) or just a plain pryamid plaited with gold and dimonds
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...As in a pyramid instead of a tombstone? Interesting idea...

Written in Aramaic, under my name:

"Afraid of a little thunder, child? Hide beneath your bed, lest my thunder strike you dead.."

:cool: ...

Yea, but it was funny, wasn't it?

(i didnt think she could pull the trigger)

Et tu, Brute?

"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and no where to go."

im not getting burried im getting stuffed and put on display

This is a funny thread! I too have a such at thread at my place:

http://www.halloftorque.com/wforum/viewtopic.php?t=5500

My epitath:

She had good intentions

One of my members said:

Please don't step on the grass :D

I also have a similar thread,

what music would you play at your funeral:

http://www.halloftorque.com/wforum/viewtopic.php?t=4497

Third time's a charm.

Edit: Third time's a charm,
or

"With out a doubt the highest trampolene jump, ever."

I'm undecided whether to go for:

"For such a clever person she did some really stupid things."

or

"For such a stupid person she did some really clever things."

Possibly both of them written in a circle.

Cheese .... Mushrooms ... Jalepeno Peppers.

The question here is what would you like to have on your tombstone
Mine is (I didnt think i could eat the whole thing!) or (it seemed like a good idea at the time) or just a plain pryamid plaited with gold and dimonds
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Pepperoni, black olives, peppers, sausage and onions.
Oh, you did mean Tombstone Pizza, right?;)

"Oh, THAT truck!"

Back in my day we just threw corpses into a pile and left it there!

Back in my day we just threw corpses into a pile and left it there!

And we liked it!

Back in my day we just threw corpses into a pile and left it there!
AND WE WERE GRATEFULL!

I "borrowed" this from Roy Rogers but I don't think he would mind.

"I told them I was sick!"

"Driving people crazy since (insert birth date here), Haunting people since (insert death date here)."

if you are reading this i am dead

Back in my day we just threw corpses into a pile and left it there!
AND WE WERE GRATEFULL!
What a shameful waste. In my day we ate them so their essence would be carried forward in the living that remained. Tastes like chicken.

Either

'WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

or

"Well, thanks for holding my beer."

(Theres a fine line between kinkyness and abuse unfortuneantly she jumped it)

My message to the world:

Farewell cruel world, I've left you alone.
Under the earth I lie, please dont step on my balls.
Christopher, my real name was, but Christ follower I was not.
Kanabia, however, I did go by, in a forum on the internet past.
Young i'll be forever more, unless you count the decayed flesh.
Open now to a newer world, or is it through limbo in which I do fall?
Upwards I might have gone, or maybe I shine Satans shoes.



(Hehehehe.)

Most likely the same thing that's on my dad's:

"Son, next time check to see if it's loaded"

There was a comedian, I can't recall his name right now, but he had a good idea and thats how I'd like to go.


I want to die broke, disowned from my family and $100,000,000 in debt to the IRS.
And on my tombstone it will say "Come and get it, bitch."

How was i supposed to know the diffrences between a automatic and revolver while playing russian roulett

Wake me up when it is all over.

"I'm dead. Watch me care."

I want my body burned then the ashes spread into the wind, or fired into space if I'm rich enough.

On my empty grave:
"For I hath ascended in a massive fire ball."

(Dont open till XMAS)
BTW i refuse to let this thread die untill i go to bed in about thirty minutes

"may flights of devils bring you to your rest"

"You won't be saying that when I come to you house in 3 days."

"Let that be a lesson to you professors; it is actually posible to be lectured to death."

Here lies the roots of all our problems

"Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite".

"Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite".
Whaa thats german right

I want :

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT

on my tombstone

Here lies Arcadian Mists,

crushed and partially devoured by Nyarlathotep

1982-20XX

"You wusses, I'll go kill it."

I want something simple and succinct:

"If you hear thumping, for the Love of God, dig!"

"Like you never did anything stupid."

"I always wanted to sleep in."

When it says DANGER: KEEP OUT - listen!

Here lies Termy

eaten by worms

nice and squirmy

A real one:

"Here lies the body of Johnathan Blake
He stepped on the gas, instead of the brake."

Craig

"here lies cute, sweet, adorable kortana."

under that, someone who knows me would scratch this in:

"stay down, you hideous, mean, horrifying witch!"

"Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite".

Whaa thats german right
Gaelic. It's what's on Spike Milligan's tombstone.
Means: "I told you I was ill".

Here's a nice little anaedote about Spike's time in the army that I read the other day:
He approached his sergeant in the field to ask if he could have a new uniform. The sergeant asked him what was wrong with the one he'd got, to which Spike replied "Nothing sir, it's the Germans - they keep shooting at it"
:p
Great comedian, sorely missed.

It has probably already been mentioned but I like the words on the tombstone of legendary Irish comedian Spike Milligan. In Gaelic, it reads "I told you I was ill."

A very suitable end, to a very funny man.

I'm with stupid
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"Sorry if I owed you money"

It has probably already been mentioned but I like the words on the tombstone of legendary Irish comedian Spike Milligan. In Gaelic, it reads "I told you I was ill."

A very suitable end, to a very funny man.
Does no-one read the posts in threads here? Look at post #45, the one before your one (and #35 for that matter). Sheesh. :rolleyes:

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die"

:D

I'm going to be 'toasted & tossed'. If my family insists on some kind of memorial, I've seen a bronze urn shaped like a book. I'd like it inscribed 'On to the next chapter.'

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
or
AFLAC!!!

I intend to be buried on the moon. However I will buy a plot in a cemetery here on Earth. My earth tombstone will have an arrow on top of it, pointing into the sky. And on the tombstone will be a change of address memo.