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I pwned some girl today

Kahta
05-10-2004, 21:53
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In math class today, I was getting bored, and my math teacher didn't know what she was talking about again. I then asked a 100% relevent question about the lesson which the teacher didnt know the answer to. Later on I said something again to the teacher and this hot jock-slut, and wearing a pink tabecloth from the back of the room started to say shit to me about always being annoying, we exchanged insults, until the point where she said "I'm smarter than you." I responded with: "My IQ's 164, I'm a genius. Whats yours?" Basically everyone looked at her, and she went back to doing her work.

I don't really care about your response, I already vented enough at school, and I know its going to carry over to the next day, I think I'll keep this updated like the tard blog.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 21:55
My IQ's 164, I'm a genius

Make that an egomaniac
Opal Isle
05-10-2004, 21:55
Wow dude. You pwnd her with childishness. Rock on.
Martian Free Colonies
05-10-2004, 21:58
Caution: Contains swears.












In math class today, I was getting bored, and my math teacher didn't know what she was talking about again. I then asked a 100% relevent question about the lesson which the teacher didnt know the answer to. Later on I said something again to the teacher and this hot jock-slut, and wearing a pink tabecloth from the back of the room started to say shit to me about always being annoying, we exchanged insults, until the point where she said "I'm smarter than you." I responded with: "My IQ's 164, I'm a genius. Whats yours?" Basically everyone looked at her, and she went back to doing her work.

I don't really care about your response, I already vented enough at school, and I know its going to carry over to the next day, I think I'll keep this updated like the tard blog.


:rolleyes:
Unfree People
05-10-2004, 21:59
I was exactly like that in high school (asking annoying questions and showing off my intelligence), all the other people in my honors classes hated me for it...
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 22:00
I was exactly like that in high school (asking annoying questions and showing off my intelligence), all the other people in my honors classes hated me for it...
And you turned out to become a NS forum mod :D
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:00
Make that an egomaniac

I try to rub it in to people when they challenge me. I forgot to mention later on in class she attempted to make fun of me being smart and knowing about comptuers, until of course, the class was in the computer lab and I saved the day by fixing the printer.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 22:01
I try to rub it in to people when they challenge me. I forgot to mention later on in class she attempted to make fun of me being smart and knowing about comptuers, until of course, the class was in the computer lab and I saved the day by fixing the printer.
You try to rub into people that you're an egomaniac?
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:05
I was exactly like that in high school (asking annoying questions and showing off my intelligence), all the other people in my honors classes hated me for it...

My guidance counselor signed me up for the class on the request of my parents. Basically everyone but me and 2 other people in that class are jock-tards that need to bring up their SAT scores to get a full scholarship.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:06
You try to rub into people that you're an egomaniac?

That my IQ is 164...
Lunatic Goofballs
05-10-2004, 22:06
My mother instructed the school not to tell me my I.Q. after I was tested for it young when I started getting pushed ahead in mathematics courses. I found out later what it was. But I think she was right to keep it from me. I.Q.s are not something worth bragging about.

It seems to me that having to shut someone up with 'I'm smarter. My IQ is blah-blah-blah!' is a poor exercise in proving yourself to be more intelligent. Not something I'd brag about. I'd be more impressed if you simply out-debated her.

Or even refused to play along. 'Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.' has always been one of my favorites.
Rohb
05-10-2004, 22:08
I remember a time when modesty was the true show of your intelligence, not the ability to make infantile remarks and brag. "Saved the day by fixing the printer"... Need I say any more?

~Rob
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 22:09
That my IQ is 164...
1) I don't believe that, but then again: kids get higher IQ's just for being young
2) Bragging about your IQ is not good for your social life, unless you want to be a total geek and hang around with other geeks
3) If you tell everyone you're an egomaniac you can get people to laugh. The most important thing in life.
Martian Free Colonies
05-10-2004, 22:10
He's never going to score with this girl, is he?
Rohb
05-10-2004, 22:11
3) If you tell everyone you're an egomaniac you can get people to laugh. The most important thing in life.
*nods knowingly*
Here's a good bit of advice, dude. You'd do well to listen to this guy.

~Rob
Paranid
05-10-2004, 22:11
2) Bragging about your IQ is not good for your social life, unless you want to be a total geek and hang around with other geeks
What's wrong with that? :rolleyes:
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:12
My mother instructed the school not to tell me my I.Q. after I was tested for it young when I started getting pushed ahead in mathematics courses. I found out later what it was. But I think she was right to keep it from me. I.Q.s are not something worth bragging about.

It seems to me that having to shut someone up with 'I'm smarter. My IQ is blah-blah-blah!' is a poor exercise in proving yourself to be more intelligent. Not something I'd brag about. I'd be more impressed if you simply out-debated her.

Or even refused to play along. 'Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.' has always been one of my favorites.


I honestly can't stand jocks because they think that they are better than everyone else. If it wasn't for the fact she's a complete bitch I would have let it drop then and there.
Opal Isle
05-10-2004, 22:12
I always used my intelligence to make more people laugh than get pissed off at me. Granted, someone always will get pissed off when I make someone laugh (damn sarcasm), but I always get some laughers.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:13
He's never going to score with this girl, is he?

To quote my friend: "The only thing she's good at doing is giving blow jobs."
Myrth
05-10-2004, 22:14
Highschool sucked because if the rest of the class didn't know a question, the teacher would ask me -.-
Especially in IT and Chemistry... the teachers didn't like me because I never did my homework but always aced the tests :D
Opal Isle
05-10-2004, 22:14
I honestly can't stand jocks because they think that they are better than everyone else. If it wasn't for the fact she's a complete bitch I would have let it drop then and there.
Uhm...heh...

Why don't you just show her you're better than her? And if you know you're better than her, why do you have to prove it to the whole class? I never tried proving my intelligence to anyone in high school...but when my Chemistry teacher didn't know what she was talking about, I essentially taught the class for her. Guess what, the jocks, preps, etcetera all actually started respecting me a lot. Now, in college, I see these jock-types from my high school all the time and we always stop and chat for a quick second or two.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:15
1) I don't believe that, but then again: kids get higher IQ's just for being young
2) Bragging about your IQ is not good for your social life, unless you want to be a total geek and hang around with other geeks
3) If you tell everyone you're an egomaniac you can get people to laugh. The most important thing in life.

1. Its 164, I took it 2 months ago.
2. Thats fine with me, as far as I'm concerned, most people at my school are complete dickheads anyways.
3. I already make everyone laugh. Just not in that class.
Opal Isle
05-10-2004, 22:15
To quote my friend: "The only thing she's good at doing is giving blow jobs."
Why do you have to prove that you're better than her then?
Roachsylvania
05-10-2004, 22:15
So what about the guy in your math class that benches 300? Aren't you glad he doesn't try to rub that in?
Pax Liberalis
05-10-2004, 22:16
He's never going to score with this girl, is he?

Judging from the way he called her a jock-slut,I'd say that he doesn't want to score with her. :p
Lunatic Goofballs
05-10-2004, 22:16
To quote my friend: "The only thing she's good at doing is giving blow jobs."

A valuable life skill. *nod*
Lunatic Goofballs
05-10-2004, 22:17
I honestly can't stand jocks because they think that they are better than everyone else. If it wasn't for the fact she's a complete bitch I would have let it drop then and there.

I'm a jock-geek hybrid. That's right. A jeek. :)
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:18
Highschool sucked because if the rest of the class didn't know a question, the teacher would ask me -.-
Especially in IT and Chemistry... the teachers didn't like me because I never did my homework but always aced the tests :D

I always do the homework, never study for tests, never pay more than 60% attention in class and I usually get around 85 on my tests.

High SChool seriously does suck being smart, its basicly a mob mentality.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:19
Uhm...heh...

Why don't you just show her you're better than her? And if you know you're better than her, why do you have to prove it to the whole class?

I already have. I never get my problems wrong, and she does.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:21
So what about the guy in your math class that benches 300? Aren't you glad he doesn't try to rub that in?

No, because once he starts getting tested for steroids in college he's going to have to quit them, well either that, or two other things, he'll get arrested for statutory rape, or the non-stop partying will get him in deep trouble at college.

Either one is fine by me.
Hoboslavia
05-10-2004, 22:21
You should just shut up and get some. Maybe if you broaden your sexual horizons, you won't have to compensate with IQ competitions.
Second Russia
05-10-2004, 22:21
Man, "my IQ is 164" s absolutely the worst comeback ive ever heard. She was shut up by your sheer stupidity.

Why does everyone hate jocks so much? Jocks are big, strong, dumb, and cruel. Nerds are smart, nice, weak, and annoying. Both have their disadvantages. I'm not asking people to stop sterotyping- that stuff is often true. Im just saying try and look past that.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:23
Why do you have to prove that you're better than her then?

Because it makes me feel good. I hate 75% of the people in that class anyways, and the other 25% are geeks, like me, with the same retarded guidance counselor.
Socalist Peoples
05-10-2004, 22:23
I was exactly like that in high school (asking annoying questions and showing off my intelligence), all the other people in my honors classes hated me for it...
dont admit that...
Roachsylvania
05-10-2004, 22:24
No *snip*
So you'd prefer he just kick your ass any time you talk shit? You're weird.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:24
I'm a jock-geek hybrid. That's right. A jeek. :)

I'm just a regular geek.
Opal Isle
05-10-2004, 22:24
No, because once he starts getting tested for steroids in college he's going to have to quit them, well either that, or two other things, he'll get arrested for statutory rape, or the non-stop partying will get him in deep trouble at college.

Either one is fine by me.
Wouldn't it be weird if jocks started assuming that every smart kid only got good grades because he cheated on his states, but they'd get along anyways since they'd get caught in college.
Socalist Peoples
05-10-2004, 22:24
Because it makes me feel good. I hate 75% of the people in that class anyways, and the other 25% are geeks, like me, with the same retarded guidance counselor.

u need to nock the stupid girl for kicks?

why? why? why?
TheLandThatHopeForgot
05-10-2004, 22:26
Large paper balls are a much easier way to finish an argument.
Krupnihxad
05-10-2004, 22:26
reality check

your the one thats thinkinking your better than everyone else by saying

oh i got so and so iq, so .... of.

being psyically fit is a good thing, so is being a jock, you should try it somtime.

also, just cause you can get this girl to like you, doesn't mean you should hate her for that.

if you were so intelligent id think you know this by now?!
Great Beer and Food
05-10-2004, 22:27
Caution: Contains swears.












In math class today, I was getting bored, and my math teacher didn't know what she was talking about again. I then asked a 100% relevent question about the lesson which the teacher didnt know the answer to. Later on I said something again to the teacher and this hot jock-slut, and wearing a pink tabecloth from the back of the room started to say shit to me about always being annoying, we exchanged insults, until the point where she said "I'm smarter than you." I responded with: "My IQ's 164, I'm a genius. Whats yours?" Basically everyone looked at her, and she went back to doing her work.

I don't really care about your response, I already vented enough at school, and I know its going to carry over to the next day, I think I'll keep this updated like the tard blog.

Wow dude, I was 13 once too.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:27
You should just shut up and get some. Maybe if you broaden your sexual horizons, you won't have to compensate with IQ competitions.

Ignored. Bitch.
Al-Kair
05-10-2004, 22:27
Your IQ has to be at least 200 for you to be considered a genius, genius.
Fifth Babylon
05-10-2004, 22:27
Caution: Contains swears.

I responded with: "My IQ's 164, I'm a genius. Whats yours?"

My brother has a 175, he's homeless.

Point being, IQ is just a number and it doesn't mean squat unless you do something with it. I don't think making fun of dipshit prep girls is really any way of fulfilling that potential. Do you?

And 164 aside, your punctuation sucks.
Latta
05-10-2004, 22:28
You should be screwing this chick, not insulting her. :fluffle:
Galliam
05-10-2004, 22:29
I honestly can't stand jocks because they think that they are better than everyone else. If it wasn't for the fact she's a complete bitch I would have let it drop then and there.

Thanks for the brash generalization of "jocks." It's odd that "Jocks" think they're so much better, yet you're the one who had to tell her your I.Q.

Cough
Bullshit
Couch


I'm a jock-geek hybrid. That's right. A jeek.

Hey, me too.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:29
Large paper balls are a much easier way to finish an argument.

100% agreement. Too bad my teacher would side with the girl though.
Socalist Peoples
05-10-2004, 22:29
You should be screwing this chick, not insulting her. :fluffle:

yet another mature post...what is it about october that makes people act dumb?
Guanawra
05-10-2004, 22:29
IQ means nothing - my brother's friend has an IQ of 160, and he's a total idiot. An IQ is just a number some testers stick to peoples' names to make them feel smart. I don't believe there is a true way to test for intelligence.

You also have to take into account maturity - I think that intelligence and maturity go hand in hand. If you have to belittle people with your special number just to make yourself satisfied, then you have issues, and your "intelligence" won't save you from it.

Keep it to yourself, and be happy just knowing that you have been blessed with more intelligence than others. You don't have to brag about it. That's a waste of a gift.
Blahblahbia
05-10-2004, 22:30
Going back to the statement to the effect of "They're all dickheads", the ass is a self-invoking thing. If you are an ass, and it seems you are, very much so, you will bring out the ass in otherwise pleasant people.

Onward- The IQ is a measure of your performance on a test. True intellect really can't be meassured. You strike me as a fairly dim genius for not realizing the limits of a human-designed test.

Next, IQ is not important. You are not the number 164. You are you. Who cares about that number? If unmeasured, you perform just as well. You should present the fruits of your labor, not the theory of your ability.

One last thing- On pwning- Use the exit rule. If you can make it to the door before the jock (or whatever) realizes he/she's been insulted, the insult was most worthy (unless the jock never gets it, because that's a lot less fun).
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:31
Wow dude, I was 13 once too.

I'm 16.

Mature name by the way.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:33
My brother has a 175, he's homeless.

Point being, IQ is just a number and it doesn't mean squat unless you do something with it. I don't think making fun of dipshit prep girls is really any way of fulfilling that potential. Do you?

And 164 aside, your punctuation sucks.

I'm sorry to hear about your brother. I know that I'm going to have a tough time coping the with the real world because I think outside of the box.

Well, making fun of poser's is fun no matter what.

Thanks, its never been my strong hand.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 22:33
I'm 16.

Mature name by the way.
Do I see a classic example of "the pot calling the kettle black?"
Krupnihxad
05-10-2004, 22:34
reality check

your the one thats thinkinking your better than everyone else by saying

oh i got so and so iq, so ... of.

being psyically fit is a good thing, so is being a jock, you should try it somtime.

also, just cause you can get this girl to like you, doesn't mean you should hate her for that.

if you were so intelligent id think you know this by know?!


once agian.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:34
You should be screwing this chick, not insulting her. :fluffle:

She's a slut.
Opinno
05-10-2004, 22:34
Dude dude dude dude dude,

NO! girls are hoooootttt.

U dont dis um. How do u ever expect to get laid?

HUH?

O.... u must not have had "The Talk" yet.

well ill leave that to mommy and daddy

l8r loser
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:35
Thanks for the brash generalization of "jocks." It's odd that "Jocks" think they're so much better, yet you're the one who had to tell her your I.Q.

Cough
Bullshit
Couch

Clearly you've never been to my school.
BastardSword
05-10-2004, 22:35
Because it makes me feel good. I hate 75% of the people in that class anyways, and the other 25% are geeks, like me, with the same retarded guidance counselor.
You do know IQ is just a measure of potential. A girl with 100 can easily be smarter than a 164 if she tries very hard.
The amount of studying and work counteracts IQ.

Though there are exceptions. 70 or below is hard to overcome and look smart. Usually due to brain problems in thinking.

I'm 160+ too but you don't see me bragging about it. (except now lol) And if yu think 200 is a genuis yu are wrong people, they recently lowred the measure due to the number of 70's and more IQs created recently.

Mostly due to Fathers in jail, raising a child without a father/spouse(if mother goes to jail) lowers IQ.
Robyania
05-10-2004, 22:36
You're gonna get really far in life with that attitude, cowboy. I will lie awake at night trying to perfectly imagine that magnificent smirk of self-superiority you probably get when you remind people who are more socially competent than yourself that X does indeed equal 6 and they're a stupid stupid faggot for thinking otherwise.
Great Beer and Food
05-10-2004, 22:36
I'm 16.

Mature name by the way.

HAHAHA..is that your stab at an insult there my dear? Please, spare me. I know this is a message board and all, but it is truly an almost unforgivable waste and bandwidth to start a whole thread about some dumb girl in your high school whom we will never meet, and couldn't care less about.

What if I started a thread about some jerkoff who cut me off in traffic this morning? Do you REALLY want to hear about that? Of course not. Please, think before you post, or at least be funny about it.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:36
Dude dude dude dude dude,

NO! girls are hoooootttt.

U dont dis um. How do u ever expect to get laid?

HUH?

O.... u must not have had "The Talk" yet.

well ill leave that to mommy and daddy

l8r loser

HAHAHAHAHA

The 13 year old tells me what to do.

HAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Nice spelling and black talk.

Poser sk"8"r
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 22:36
The funny thing is that people with extremely high apptitudes in computers and technology, like our good friend Kahta here, end up being used and abused by corporations run by the rich little prep children that Kahta the Great seems to despise.

164 isn't that high either, at least not these days what with the overstimulation a child recieves during development. But I suppose it will be enough for Kahta to land a job in a cubicle so that he can make other people money and live on hate and self satisfaction.

Hey Kahta, are you overweight or out of shape? Say yes because that would make me like you even more.
Surburbia
05-10-2004, 22:37
Our class is weird there these guys are smart, good at sports (some), attractive & populor. Who agrees that they are robots & must be destroyed? all in favour plz say I
Cirene
05-10-2004, 22:37
If your IQ really is 164, what are you doing in classes with such "stupid" people? You should have either tested out of that class, or be in "advanced" level classes.

If your really a genius, you should have come up with a line a hell of alot better than that. I'd seriously hate to see what would happen if some second grader starting talking shit to you, as you'd probably get "pwned".
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 22:41
To get things short:

First you open a thread that says "... pwned ..." and then you say you extremely intelligent and then you say you're 16 and then you start typing in size 8.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:41
If your IQ really is 164, what are you doing in classes with such "stupid" people? You should have either tested out of that class, or be in "advanced" level classes.

If your really a genius, you should have come up with a line a hell of alot better than that. I'd seriously hate to see what would happen if some second grader starting talking shit to you, as you'd probably get "pwned".

As I said before, my guidance counselor put me in the class. I'd much rather be continuing my math track into Calc.
Cirene
05-10-2004, 22:42
"164 isn't that high either, at least not these days what with the overstimulation a child recieves during development."

IQ test scores have been rising for awhile now, while ACT scores are actually falling. There is a psychologist who had a theory as to why this is happening, however the name and theory escape now...probably because I don't have an IQ of 164 :(
New Harumf
05-10-2004, 22:43
So, genius dude, what's it like being gay in high school?? Do you get a lot of crap from the dumb straight boys and girls? Just do me a favor, when you get to college, don't take a rifle to a tower and shoot people, just jump out a window, OK??
Krupnihxad
05-10-2004, 22:43
reality check

your the one thats thinkinking your better than everyone else by saying

oh i got so and so iq, so .... of.

being psyically fit is a good thing, so is being a jock, you should try it somtime.

also, just cause you can't get this girl to like you, doesn't mean you should hate her for that.

if you were so intelligent id think you know this by now?!


once again
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 22:44
pssst.... again is with the i and the a spelled the other way aroundonce agian
Roachsylvania
05-10-2004, 22:45
You do know IQ is just a measure of potential. A girl with 100 can easily be smarter than a 164 if she tries very hard.
The amount of studying and work counteracts IQ.
Yeppers. I'm certainly no genius, but I've got an IQ of 130 something (one of those online tests claimed it was 146, but I don't really trust those). But there's this one guy at my school- jock type, not terribly intelligent- who consistently gets a 4.0 (taking easier classes than me, mind you, but it's still a college prep school) because he studies way more than I do. So I may be a bit more intelligent than many, but that only counts for so much.
And as to all jocks being assholes: That girl probably thinks all nerds/geeks/whatever are assholes, just because you happen to be a dick. I've met a lot of jocks who were assholes, but I've also met plenty who were perfectly nice people.
Cirene
05-10-2004, 22:45
"As I said before, my guidance counselor put me in the class."

My senior year I was put into a Biology class by my guidance counselor. Unfortunately it was an "applied" (i.e. for those who are unable to handle the regular class) class, which is quite foolish considering I took Biology my freshman year.

Point being, if you shouldn't be in the class don't take the class.
Opinno
05-10-2004, 22:46
See theres this thing called friends.... or in ur case, Jonny whos sitting next to u now.... yes we all can see him man ;) BTW this is called internet slang and i thought u would kno that cause of the whole pwned thing but i guess ur too smart for me to read such stupid writing.

O and u prolly dont care but i take 10th grade math and i'm in seventh. So fuck off loser.

Imma take out my nine and bust a cap in ur ass faggot.
:sniper:
Roachsylvania
05-10-2004, 22:47
"164 isn't that high either, at least not these days what with the overstimulation a child recieves during development."

IQ test scores have been rising for awhile now, while ACT scores are actually falling. There is a psychologist who had a theory as to why this is happening, however the name and theory escape now...probably because I don't have an IQ of 164 :(
It's my understanding that IQ test scores are comparative, with the average being 100. Am I mistaken?
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:47
The funny thing is that people with extremely high apptitudes in computers and technology, like our good friend Kahta here, end up being used and abused by corporations run by the rich little prep children that Kahta the Great seems to despise.

164 isn't that high either, at least not these days what with the overstimulation a child recieves during development. But I suppose it will be enough for Kahta to land a job in a cubicle so that he can make other people money and live on hate and self satisfaction.

Hey Kahta, are you overweight or out of shape? Say yes because that would make me like you even more.

I'll be my own businessman.

164 is acutally higher than it used to be, a lot of people in the next generation will all be stereotypical americans because they were raised by TV and computers. This is also going to become more fact than stereotype as more and more people stop eating fruit and playing outside as kids (Which I both did) My parents are both liberals, so they didn't even have TV at my wrath until my dad got it when he got divorced from my mom.


Actually you'd think that I am overweight, but I'm not. I'm 6'2" and 170. I am a bit out of shape though, my mile time was about 12 minutes last year.
Kevlanakia
05-10-2004, 22:48
I live in a country where people aren't classified and divided into genres like "jock" or "geek".
So I'm curious. Could anyone here give me a good definition of the different stereotypes?
Galliam
05-10-2004, 22:49
Clearly you've never been to my school.
Dodging my pouint a little bit eh?
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 22:49
I'll be my own businessman.

164 is acutally higher than it used to be, a lot of people in the next generation will all be stereotypical americans because they were raised by TV and computers. This is also going to become more fact than stereotype as more and more people stop eating fruit and playing outside as kids (Which I both did) My parents are both liberals, so they didn't even have TV at my wrath until my dad got it when he got divorced from my mom.


Actually you'd think that I am overweight, but I'm not. I'm 6'2" and 170. I am a bit out of shape though, my mile time was about 12 minutes last year.
One mile in 12 minutes? A bit out of shape?
Snowboarding Maniacs
05-10-2004, 22:49
I'm a jock-geek hybrid. That's right. A jeek. :)
ME TOO!!!! :D
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 22:49
Actually, Kahta, seeing as you're 16 years of age, I have come to a conclusion, based on my reflection of my time being 16.

164 or not, at age 16 you don't know shit.

But seriously, you never told me if you're chubby or not. If you are I'll like you a lot more than I do now. I might even let you convince me you're smart and not at all insecure.


EDIT: oops, apparently you did tell me, I was just too busy being clever to hit the refresh button.

Not chubby? Shit, there goes your chance of being my best friend and role model.
Galliam
05-10-2004, 22:51
One mile in 12 minutes? A bit out of shape?

And you don't even have legs. Looks like legless is doing the pwning. :)
Snowboarding Maniacs
05-10-2004, 22:52
I live in a country where people aren't classified and divided into genres like "jock" or "geek".
So I'm curious. Could anyone here give me a good definition of the different stereotypes?
Jock - typical football player type guy (American football), more muscles than brains, dates the hot cheerleaders
Geek - too smart for his own good, nerdy, doesn't get the girls, unpopular

Those are the stereotypical classifications. Before any football players get all defensive, I played football in high school too, and I'm not saying I agree with the stereotypes. :)
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:52
So, genius dude, what's it like being gay in high school?? Do you get a lot of crap from the dumb straight boys and girls? Just do me a favor, when you get to college, don't take a rifle to a tower and shoot people, just jump out a window, OK??

Ignored

(for flaming at me)
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 22:54
And you don't even have legs. Looks like legless is doing the pwning. :)
I pwn a egomaniac 16 year old tall kid who can fix a printer
Krupnihxad
05-10-2004, 22:55
ME TOO!!!! :D



ME THREE!!!!! THAT IS A JEEK.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:55
And as to all jocks being assholes: That girl probably thinks all nerds/geeks/whatever are assholes, just because you happen to be a dick. I've met a lot of jocks who were assholes, but I've also met plenty who were perfectly nice people.

She has an attitude problem like most of her friends. She also happens to be a senior, myself being a Junior.
Great Beer and Food
05-10-2004, 22:55
I live in a country where people aren't classified and divided into genres like "jock" or "geek".
So I'm curious. Could anyone here give me a good definition of the different stereotypes?

Here in the U.S., kids like to be as cruel to each other as possible and drive each other to see who can unload a Tech 9 into the crowded school gym at P.E. time first. Don't ask me why, I haven't got a clue. I was picked on in school for being a Tom Boy. Later, as a teenager, those same kids who picked on me all wanted to hang out with me because I was the one having the most fun. Go figure.....

Terms like "jock" or "geek" are simply thrown about so that kids don't have to look at each other as actual real people, just like their parents don't want to look at the people they deal with on a daily basis as real people. Something has gone very wrong with American society, and I'm just very happy to hear that it's not spreading across the sea.....yet.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:56
"As I said before, my guidance counselor put me in the class."

My senior year I was put into a Biology class by my guidance counselor. Unfortunately it was an "applied" (i.e. for those who are unable to handle the regular class) class, which is quite foolish considering I took Biology my freshman year.

Point being, if you shouldn't be in the class don't take the class.


My idiot dad intervened after parents night, told me that he talked to my guidance counselor, and signed me up for it.
Galliam
05-10-2004, 22:56
I pwn a egomaniac 16 year old tall kid who can fix a printer

Start an insanely long thread about it.
Opal Isle
05-10-2004, 22:58
Start an insanely long thread about it.
That's a good idea.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 22:58
One mile in 12 minutes? A bit out of shape?

I also fell out of a tree waiting for the bus that day. That and it was about 85 degrees and humid.
Almighty One
05-10-2004, 22:58
"pwned"?

Have you ever kissed a girl? Ever? Or are they all too stupid for you, Captain Intellect?

And also, you're clearly not ignoring the posts you say IGNORED to if you're replying to them. It's not rocket science.

So yes, my point: you need to go get a life if the most amusing thing you have to do besides the one-handed typing is try to prove your own intellectual superiority over others.


~The Almighty One
Blahblahbia
05-10-2004, 22:59
Ugh... Kahta, I hope you take it well when someone comes along to humble you, and when that person comes, you should thank him or her greatly.

I live in a country where people aren't classified and divided into genres like "jock" or "geek".
So I'm curious. Could anyone here give me a good definition of the different stereotypes?
The jock stereotype is usually strong, fast, etc. and fine while very much lacking above the neck.

Stereotypical geeks are usually either scrawny or fat, have glasses that look horrible on them, physically rival the sloth, but can do any school task set before them easily and well.

Both are often known for being gullible.

I just gave the stereotype. A more real definition would be "Physically above average and mentally below average" for jocks, and the other way around for geeks.
Roachsylvania
05-10-2004, 22:59
My idiot dad intervened after parents night, told me that he talked to my guidance counselor, and signed me up for it.
And he's still alive, with both testicles intact? Wow, you have a lot more patience for you parents than I do. I always got to choose the classes I took, hence me taking calc sophomore year (of course, I've forgotten it by now, having killed most of those brain cells).
TheMidlands
05-10-2004, 22:59
What happened to me today:

A guy starts taking the piss out of me & tugging on my chair. He makes a comment about my mom which I can't actually remeber & I just say "Yours is better", I turn around & the next thing I know he pulls me on the floor from behind and starts punching the shit out of my head while wearing a chunky metal ring. What does my history class do? With the teacher present & two self-confirmed boxer hard knocks who are s'posed to be my m8s? Shout their bleeding heads off at him, thanks alot guys for all your help. Your shouting really made a difference to the throbbing pains in my head. Then I get to the nurses is room & the teacher tells me that the guys mother is really sick. Thanks alot I'll have a horrible beating with a side a guilt please! So thanks alot to my history class your pussys & I hate you all!
Kahta
05-10-2004, 23:02
"pwned"?

Have you ever kissed a girl? Ever? Or are they all too stupid for you, Captain Intellect?

And also, you're clearly not ignoring the posts you say IGNORED to if you're replying to them. It's not rocket science.

So yes, my point: you need to go get a life if the most amusing thing you have to do besides the one-handed typing is try to prove your own intellectual superiority over others.


~The Almighty One

1. As in a relationship or at a party? I don't care if they are stupid, I still get along with many of them.

2. No, I have an ignore list of some 15 people for flaming at me.

3. Talk and type. Its a wonderful program. :D Just kidding. I'm just getting more and more ticked off about school the more I have to deal with these tards.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:03
I also fell out of a tree waiting for the bus that day. That and it was about 85 degrees and humid.
excuses: don't hide behind them
Galliam
05-10-2004, 23:05
Dude, could you hook me up with a picture of this girl? I'ma make out with her. :fluffle: Sucka, we know what you really want.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 23:05
What happened to me today:

A guy starts taking the piss out of me & tugging on my chair. He makes a comment about my mom which I can't actually remeber & I just say "Yours is better", I turn around & the next thing I know he pulls me on the floor from behind and starts punching the shit out of my head while wearing a chunky metal ring. What does my history class do? With the teacher present & two self-confirmed boxer hard knocks who are s'posed to be my m8s? Shout their bleeding heads off at him, thanks alot guys for all your help. Your shouting really made a difference to the throbbing pains in my head. Then I get to the nurses is room & the teacher tells me that the guys mother is really sick. Thanks alot I'll have a horrible beating with a side a guilt please! So thanks alot to my history class your pussys & I hate you all!

You shouldn't have been in trouble. He said something and started the whole thing.

Meanwhile in my school, one girl that I sort of don't like got 3 detentions for calling someone that raped a girl at his house a "rapist". He was arrested and his trial is pending.
Amyst
05-10-2004, 23:07
I also fell out of a tree waiting for the bus that day. That and it was about 85 degrees and humid.

Why the hell is there a bus stop in a tree?
Galliam
05-10-2004, 23:07
What happened to me today:

A guy starts taking the piss out of me & tugging on my chair. He makes a comment about my mom which I can't actually remeber & I just say "Yours is better", I turn around & the next thing I know he pulls me on the floor from behind and starts punching the shit out of my head while wearing a chunky metal ring. What does my history class do? With the teacher present & two self-confirmed boxer hard knocks who are s'posed to be my m8s? Shout their bleeding heads off at him, thanks alot guys for all your help. Your shouting really made a difference to the throbbing pains in my head. Then I get to the nurses is room & the teacher tells me that the guys mother is really sick. Thanks alot I'll have a horrible beating with a side a guilt please! So thanks alot to my history class your pussys & I hate you all!

People insult my mom all the time, I just laugh it off. My last name is Potts. I hear Trevor smokes Pot all the time. I laugh it off. Good story though.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 23:07
Dude, could you hook me up with a picture of this girl? I'ma make out with her. :fluffle: Sucka, we know what you really want.

Lets put it this way: She doesn't have a boyfriend because she's a total bitch.
TheMidlands
05-10-2004, 23:08
To Galliam, Innocent till proven guilty. I wasn't actually in trouble it was just annoying the way the teacher said it & I got the afternoon off.
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 23:08
Why the hell is there a bus stop in a tree?

It would be obvious if YOU were smart enough! Kahta's IQ is 164, what's yours?
Kahta
05-10-2004, 23:08
Why the hell is there a bus stop in a tree?

My front yard.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:08
I also fell out of a tree waiting for the bus that day. That and it was about 85 degrees and humid.
Seriously though. I almost do twice that much in 12 minutes and I'm out of shape
Amyst
05-10-2004, 23:09
My front yard.

Your front yard is a bus stop in a tree?
Amyst
05-10-2004, 23:09
It would be obvious if YOU were smart enough! Kahta's IQ is 164, what's yours?


162 according to the online IQ test that I took two seconds ago THAT IS TOTALLY ACCURATE
Kahta
05-10-2004, 23:09
Seriously though. I almost do twice that much in 12 minutes and I'm out of shape

A 6 minute mile isnt out of shape.
Galliam
05-10-2004, 23:10
Lets put it this way: She doesn't have a boyfriend because she's a total bitch.

Dude, I'd have her molded into a total badass within two days of dating her. She'd pwn you daily, just for fun. :fluffle: <Me n Her
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:10
Your front yard is a bus stop in a tree?
I would be an egomaniac if I had that :D
Great Beer and Food
05-10-2004, 23:10
Your front yard is a bus stop in a tree?


LOL..Good one.
Fat Rich People
05-10-2004, 23:11
You shouldn't have been in trouble. He said something and started the whole thing.

Meanwhile in my school, one girl that I sort of don't like got 3 detentions for calling someone that raped a girl at his house a "rapist". He was arrested and his trial is pending.

Innocent until proven guilty. If this is anything like my high school I attended, it was probably announced loudly and publicly, and could've very well caused many social problems for him. He may or may not have done it, but, even if there's overwhelming evidence that he did, he's still innocent until proven guilty.
Shiaze
05-10-2004, 23:11
I was exactly like that in high school (asking annoying questions and showing off my intelligence), all the other people in my honors classes hated me for it...

You too?
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 23:13
162 according to the online IQ test that I took two seconds ago THAT IS TOTALLY ACCURATE

See, you're not nearly as smart as Kahta, the 16 year old boy wonder, devourer of all and pwner of what would only be a sexual fantasy to the rest of you. Kahta is so cool that if people knew he was as cool as he is they'd totally bow and grovel and shit. I hear once that Kahta got to level 12 on tetris. And even though he takes 12 minutes to run a mile, something that only takes most of us 8 minutes to do, he does it while thinking shit that is worthy of the nobel peace prize. Don't fuck with Kahta, if you know what is good for you. He's going to be a business man some day.

(I know you're not fat, Kahta, but you're still a pudgy slow body so I want to be your friend anyway. I got your back.)
Amyst
05-10-2004, 23:16
See, you're not nearly as smart as Kahta, the 16 year old boy wonder, devourer of all and pwner of what would only be a sexual fantasy to the rest of you. Kahta is so cool that if people knew he was as cool as he is they'd totally bow and grovel and shit. I hear once that Kahta got to level 12 on tetris. And even though he takes 12 minutes to run a mile, something that only takes most of us 8 minutes to do, he does it while thinking shit that is worthy of the nobel peace prize. Don't fuck with Kahta, if you know what is good for you. He's going to be a business man some day.

(I know you're not fat, Kahta, but you're still a pudgy slow body so I want to be your friend anyway. I got your back.)

Man, I wish I had taken that TOTALLY ACCURATE IQ test when I was 16, so I could truly understand the pwning that Kahta's intelligence would deliver unto mine. And I wish I liked Tetris, so I could maybe get to level 2 or even 3 instead of studying for my midterms. Once I ate a blueberry muffin that tasted kind of like chocolate.
Kleptonis
05-10-2004, 23:20
Hmm, after reading the original post I was giong to tell Kahta that he was way too immature, and should stop hiding behind his IQ.

Then I decided the people flaming him were total jackasses, and I was going to tell them to shut it.

This little debate went on in my head long enough to realise something:

Both geeks and jocks are egotistical jackasses.

One group hides behind their intellect and other's reliance on their skills.

The other hides behind brute force, and reinforcing into everyone's mind that sex is all that matters, and they're the only ones who can have it.

I'm not saying I'm any better. Hell, I guess I'm immature for trying to act like I'm smarter than all of you. I'm just saying that nobody here has anything close to a point.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:22
point?
Latta
05-10-2004, 23:22
yet another mature post...what is it about october that makes people act dumb?

What's wrong with having sex?
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 23:23
I heard once that Kahta was going to start a band. They were going to start out covering metallica songs until they got discovered, something that Kahta assured his bandmates would happen with weeks of his first picking up a bass guitar. He was going to be lead vocalist but there was this guy there who had a 165 IQ, so he was automatically ahead of Kahta in the pecking order. Nothing really happened with the band though. Talk began to start among the members about what would happen when the groupies started showing up. Kahta, you see, is too fucking cool for the fairer sex, or any sex in general, were the rumors to be believed. He bowed out so that the band could be all successful and shit. He's just that cool.

What a guy.
Kleptonis
05-10-2004, 23:23
point?
Mine? Nothing. Like everyone else's.

I just mostly felt like calling everyone egotistical jackasses.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:23
Mine? Nothing. Like everyone else's.

I just mostly felt like calling everyone egotistical jackasses.
touché
Katganistan
05-10-2004, 23:25
See theres this thing called friends.... or in ur case, Jonny whos sitting next to u now.... yes we all can see him man ;) BTW this is called internet slang and i thought u would kno that cause of the whole pwned thing but i guess ur too smart for me to read such stupid writing.

O and u prolly dont care but i take 10th grade math and i'm in seventh. So fuck off loser.

Imma take out my nine and bust a cap in ur ass faggot.
:sniper:

THREATS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE. You are warned, Opinno. Next time, it is at least a forum ban.
Roachsylvania
05-10-2004, 23:25
162 according to the online IQ test that I took two seconds ago THAT IS TOTALLY ACCURATE
Where's the test (URL)? I'm not questioning your honesty, I just want to know. It's not one of those you have to pay for, is it?
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:26
Where's the test (URL)? I'm not questioning your honesty, I just want to know. It's not one of those you have to pay for, is it?
If you pay more then 10 bucks you get IQ +50 :D
Kahta
05-10-2004, 23:28
Innocent until proven guilty. If this is anything like my high school I attended, it was probably announced loudly and publicly, and could've very well caused many social problems for him. He may or may not have done it, but, even if there's overwhelming evidence that he did, he's still innocent until proven guilty.

A newspaper article, and 4 witnesses tell differently.
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 23:29
You tell him, Kahta!
Galliam
05-10-2004, 23:29
Seriously, I wanna make out with this chick. :fluffle:
Kahta
05-10-2004, 23:29
This little debate went on in my head long enough to realise something:

Both geeks and jocks are egotistical jackasses.

One group hides behind their intellect and other's reliance on their skills.

The other hides behind brute force, and reinforcing into everyone's mind that sex is all that matters, and they're the only ones who can have it.

I'm not saying I'm any better. Hell, I guess I'm immature for trying to act like I'm smarter than all of you. I'm just saying that nobody here has anything close to a point.


Touche

Great post.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:29
This is the funniest thread I've seen in a looooong time
Amyst
05-10-2004, 23:31
Where's the test (URL)? I'm not questioning your honesty, I just want to know. It's not one of those you have to pay for, is it?

iqtest.com ... They have the crappy free thing (as if there's a such thing as a good IQ test) and then some PERSONALIZED ANALYTICAL INTELLIGENCE PROFILE!!!!11 for fees.
Academika
05-10-2004, 23:33
Intelligent people work on their weak points. I was a geekish kind of person in high school; I hated sport, so now I go to the gym a lot to work on my health and fitness. Don't be grudge people for having something you don’t, and by the same token don’t ridicule other people for not having something that you do.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:33
iqtest.com ... They have the crappy free thing (as if there's a such thing as a good IQ test) and then some PERSONALIZED ANALYTICAL INTELLIGENCE PROFILE!!!!11 for fees.
Did you know IQ tests were designed for Western Males?
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 23:33
Kahta is so smart that even his screen name here is an acronym.

The K is for knowledge.
The A is for academia.
The H is for history.
The T is for terrific or tenacious, your choice.
The A is a little redundant but it could be for awesome or action packed, once again, your choice people. I don't have all the answers and won't claim to either.

I'm just waiting for Kahta's book to come out. He's still working on it and hasn't found a publisher but just give him about ten years or so and he'll let us know the secrets to life, the Kahta way.
Kahta
05-10-2004, 23:35
See, you're not nearly as smart as Kahta, the 16 year old boy wonder, devourer of all and pwner of what would only be a sexual fantasy to the rest of you. Kahta is so cool that if people knew he was as cool as he is they'd totally bow and grovel and shit. I hear once that Kahta got to level 12 on tetris. And even though he takes 12 minutes to run a mile, something that only takes most of us 8 minutes to do, he does it while thinking shit that is worthy of the nobel peace prize. Don't fuck with Kahta, if you know what is good for you. He's going to be a business man some day.

(I know you're not fat, Kahta, but you're still a pudgy slow body so I want to be your friend anyway. I got your back.)

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6903903&postcount=521

Thats me, I photoshopped it to show the other side of my face.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:35
Kahta is so smart that even his screen name here is an acronym.

The K is for knowledge.
The A is for academia.
The H is for history.
The T is for terrific or tenacious, your choice.
The A is a little redundant but it could be for awesome or action packed, once again, your choice people. I don't have all the answers and won't claim to either.

I'm just waiting for Kahta's book to come out. He's still working on it and hasn't found a publisher but just give him about ten years or so and he'll let us know the secrets to life, the Kahta way.
how to fix a printer and stuff...
Amyst
05-10-2004, 23:35
Did you know IQ tests were designed for Western Males?

Is this some penis inadequacy joke or are you serious?
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:36
Is this some penis inadequacy joke or are you serious?
for real
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 23:37
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6903903&postcount=521

Thats me, I photoshopped it to show the other side of my face.

I apologize profusely. That most assuredly isn't the face of a man who has gotten to level 12 on tetris.

Do I hear level 17, anyone? Thanks for the correction.
Amyst
05-10-2004, 23:37
for real

Had no idea. Never really looked into the history of IQ tests. For some reason it never came up.
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:39
Had no idea. Never really looked into the history of IQ tests. For some reason it never came up.
Just some stupid fact that stuck in my head
Kis4razu
05-10-2004, 23:39
I try to rub it in to people when they challenge me. I forgot to mention later on in class she attempted to make fun of me being smart and knowing about comptuers, until of course, the class was in the computer lab and I saved the day by fixing the printer.
wow, you fixed a printer. big fucking deal.

dude, get a life. what you need is a girlfriend, it'll clear all your assholeness up... hopefully.
Connington
05-10-2004, 23:39
I try to rub it in to people when they challenge me. I forgot to mention later on in class she attempted to make fun of me being smart and knowing about comptuers, until of course, the class was in the computer lab and I saved the day by fixing the printer.


yep you saved the day alright. but why do you have to be so cocky? thats why people probably have problems with you. also lableing her as a "hot jock slut" and going i have a "164 IQ" turn people away from you. which is why you probably have to resort to bragging about it on the internet. because no one else will listen.
Galliam
05-10-2004, 23:40
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6903903&postcount=521

Thats me, I photoshopped it to show the other side of my face.

Dang, you's uggggggggly. :(
Kleptonis
05-10-2004, 23:40
Intelligent people work on their weak points. I was a geekish kind of person in high school; I hated sport, so now I go to the gym a lot to work on my health and fitness. Don't be grudge people for having something you don’t, and by the same token don’t ridicule other people for not having something that you do.
Yes, you're completely right Aca, everyone just insults each other for their inadequacies, but you should work on your weaknesses not hide them.
HadesRulesMuch
05-10-2004, 23:41
I honestly can't stand jocks because they think that they are better than everyone else. If it wasn't for the fact she's a complete bitch I would have let it drop then and there.
You seem to be holding a great deal of malice and animosity for "jocks." Could it be that you simply are jealous, and therefore must find ways to prove to yourself that you are better than them? You see, my mother also instructed the school not to tell me my I.Q. when I was young. However, I have since found out what it was. I scored higher on the SAT in the 9th grade than most people do their senior year. You know how many people know what my exact score was? About 15. And those are almost exclusively family members. In fact, I simply don't offer information about my intelligence to people unless they specifically ask. And your comments about jocks simply provide an extraordinary insight into your mind. From looking at your posts, I have learned quite a bit.

A) You have issues with insecurity, feelings of inadequacy that you are unable to cope with without putting others down, and brandishing your intelligence with alacrity, bragging merely to assure yourself that you are *not* as pathetic as you feel.

B) As a result of the aforementioned issue, you harbor deep resentment for those you see as having the life you wish you could have. The "jocks" are really not such bad people, and are not all as stupid as you infer. This I know because I am one. I have played sports since I was 6, and yet here I am, debating intelligently with people from around the world. This resentment is probably a manifestation of your feelings of inadequacy, and you use it as a shield to protect yourself from having to associate with people you feel would look down on you.

C) I also note that you have shown a great deal of immaturity in this entire scenario. This may be a symptom of the fact that you are still upset, or perhaps merely an indicator of your age. However, if it is neither, then it shows that you have isolated yourself to the point that you are emotionally undeveloped from lack of experience in dealing with people in the real world.

I will end with simple words of advice. Simply put, I agree with another poster who said that the most important thing is to be able to make people laugh. Insulting or attempting to degrade them is not going to build any bridges. Instead, it only allows you to strengthen the walls you have surrounded yourself with. In all honesty, as brilliant as you may be, if you have no friends then you will find no joy in life. And the greatest feeling in the world is that of merely sitting around with a group of people and making them laugh.
Amyst
05-10-2004, 23:41
wow, you fixed a printer. big fucking deal.

dude, get a life. what you need is a girlfriend, it'll clear all your assholeness up... hopefully.

I used to be an asshole and then I got a girlfriend and now I'm the good kind of asshole.
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 23:41
wow, you fixed a printer. big fucking deal.

dude, get a life. what you need is a girlfriend, it'll clear all your assholeness up... hopefully.

Back off, dude, Kahta isn't someone to talk to like that. If you don't watch yourself, he'll start rubbing into you and stuff. (Did I get the slang right, Kahta?)

He's got an IQ of 164! What's yours?

Kahta not only fixed that printer he also turned it into a super printer capable of three action packed tasks. He's cooler than you know. You'd best watch yourself.
Roachsylvania
05-10-2004, 23:43
iqtest.com ... They have the crappy free thing (as if there's a such thing as a good IQ test) and then some PERSONALIZED ANALYTICAL INTELLIGENCE PROFILE!!!!11 for fees.
Oh, that's the one I took that said mine was 146. I still think it's off some. I know the test I took in kindergarten said it was 130 something, and I've only gotten stupider since then.
CanuckHeaven
05-10-2004, 23:44
Make that an egomaniac
Just goes to show that you can have a high IQ but no social skills?
Kis4razu
05-10-2004, 23:45
Back off, dude, Kahta isn't someone to talk to like that. If you don't watch yourself, he'll start rubbing into you and stuff. (Did I get the slang right, Kahta?)

He's got an IQ of 164! What's yours?

Kahta not only fixed that printer he also turned it into a super printer capable of three action packed tasks. He's cooler than you know. You'd best watch yourself.
well...well...well!!!

my IQ is 165! so... bah!
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 23:46
well...well...well!!!

my IQ is 165! so... bah!

Shit! Kahta, man, I didn't see this coming! What do I do now!? I'm lost!

KAHTA!
Amyst
05-10-2004, 23:46
Oh, that's the one I took that said mine was 146. I still think it's off some. I know the test I took in kindergarten said it was 130 something, and I've only gotten stupider since then.

Of course it's off. *L* I've never heard of an IQ test being a reliable judge of anything.
General Mike
05-10-2004, 23:49
Shit! Kahta, man, I didn't see this coming! What do I do now!? I'm lost!

KAHTA!
There's nothing you can do, the apocalypse has arrived.
Hepxk
05-10-2004, 23:49
I'll be my own businessman.

I am a bit out of shape though, my mile time was about 12 minutes last year.
Just a bit out of shape i think is an understatement. If a kid in my class said that as a insult like you did, i think we would all laugh at him. Use your AMAZING IQ to think of better insults. I dont consider that a pwnd.
Otain
05-10-2004, 23:50
"So, you've got a high I.Q."


Guess what? Having a high I.Q. doesn't mean diddly-squat unless you actually do something constructive and beneficial with it (and I'm not just talking about a "HA! I'm smarter than you because I managed to pass a test that gave me a score of 164!"). The truest test of intelligence is the ability to use it to improve the world and the lives of those around you. Keep in mind, there are many, many people of average, or just a little above average intelligence who are actually out there making a difference in the world on a daily basis.
AeroSpaceCity
05-10-2004, 23:51
Caution: Contains swears.












In math class today, I was getting bored, and my math teacher didn't know what she was talking about again. I then asked a 100% relevent question about the lesson which the teacher didnt know the answer to. Later on I said something again to the teacher and this hot jock-slut, and wearing a pink tabecloth from the back of the room started to say shit to me about always being annoying, we exchanged insults, until the point where she said "I'm smarter than you." I responded with: "My IQ's 164, I'm a genius. Whats yours?" Basically everyone looked at her, and she went back to doing her work.

I don't really care about your response, I already vented enough at school, and I know its going to carry over to the next day, I think I'll keep this updated like the tard blog.

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Make that a geniass. If u were a genius then you could beat my friend with a 220 IQ, and hes a sixth grader! Don't say Im lying cause oregonians are usually less ignorant when it comes to schoolwork.

so bullshit you were so fucking scared to fight like a man so you fought like a little kid, most likely cause you might be. So go fuck yourself!:sniper: (O wait... YOU CANT!!!!!!!!1111!!11!1!1101)

sIGNED hAXX tHE rULER oF aLL!!!!!!!!!11
Bodies Without Organs
05-10-2004, 23:51
"My IQ's 164, I'm a genius. Whats yours?"

Explain to a poor fool like myself the correlation between IQ and intelligence, please.
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 23:52
There's nothing you can do, the apocalypse has arrived.

General Mike, quick, Kahta has abandoned me in the face of this new onslaught! Is your IQ higher? Can you save us? Kahta once built an 'anti end of the world machine' but it got broken about the same time as the printer and he only had time to fix one. The printer seemed like a good bet at the time, I mean, there were these really cool 'The Tick' pictures I wanted to print and give him to put on his folders but now, in retrospect, it wasn't such a smooth idea.

General Mike, you may be our last hope!
General Mike
05-10-2004, 23:53
Sadly, there are none who can rival the almighty Kahta's IQ. All we can do now is wait for the end to come.
Snub Nose 38
05-10-2004, 23:54
A high IQ (Intelligence Quotient) measures nothing accept potential...and at that, on a scale developed by individuals based on questions / problems developed by individuals. In the first place, it isn't all that accurate.

But more importantly, what is really important is what you choose to do, or not do, with the ability you have. If you have a "165" potential and a "100" performance, and someone else has a "105" potential, and a "100" performance...

(for the record, i also have a genius level iq)
Legless Pirates
05-10-2004, 23:55
General Mike, quick, Kahta has abandoned me in the face of this new onslaught! Is your IQ higher? Can you save us? Kahta once built an 'anti end of the world machine' but it got broken about the same time as the printer and he only had time to fix one. The printer seemed like a good bet at the time, I mean, there were these really cool 'The Tick' pictures I wanted to print and give him to put on his folders but now, in retrospect, it wasn't such a smooth idea.

General Mike, you may be our last hope!
Ask Aerospace's friend has 220
Automagfreek
05-10-2004, 23:56
the teachers didn't like me because I never did my homework but always aced the tests :D

I was the exact same way. I never did one sheet of homework yet I'd ace their tests. They didn't fail me because frankly, how could they? If I ace the test without sudying or doing homework, then obviously I know something. ;)
Nigh Invulnerability
05-10-2004, 23:56
Sadly, there are none who can rival the almighty Kahta's IQ. All we can do now is wait for the end to come.


.....wish it would hurry the hell up. I always imagined the apocaplyse as being more prompt than this. Kahta was going to explain it all to me once. At least, if I let him win in a dirtbike race he would. I accidentally won, even though I didn't have a bike. Kahta's brain and head are so large that the wind resistance was too much. I won without meaning too. Naturally, he was pretty sore about the whole thing and told me that he'd NEVER tell me the secret to the end of the world. I assumed at the time he was fibbing, but I was such a fool not to realize how much importance we needed to place on the shoulders of this boy, now aged 16 years.

Maybe the president can save us? Or is that another thread?

Hey, Kahta, if we survive this maybe impending doom, will you run for president?
Hepxk
05-10-2004, 23:57
I cant belive you put this topic up. What did u expect us to say for you? "WOW DUDE YOUR BAD ASS, YOU FIXED A PRINTER AND TOLD A GIRL YOUR IQ IN A BRAGGING SORT OF WAY!!! AWSOME!!!!!!" I fixed our lawnmower once should i go start that topic?
Bodies Without Organs
05-10-2004, 23:58
A high IQ (Intelligence Quotient) measures nothing except potential...

I beg to differ, I consider that the only thing an IQ measures is the ability to perform IQ tests. The whole thing is circular.
Katganistan
05-10-2004, 23:58
I live in a country where people aren't classified and divided into genres like "jock" or "geek".
So I'm curious. Could anyone here give me a good definition of the different stereotypes?

A jock is thought to be someone who is very athletic, and has the connotation of being overly impressed with their physical prowess/beauty without having much upstairs. This is not a compliment.

A geek is though to be someone who is mentally agile, but who has little in the way of social skills or physical prowess. This also is not a compliment.
General Mike
05-10-2004, 23:59
Hey, Kahta, if we survive this maybe impending doom, will you run for president?
Kahta has more important things to do. Like running for God.
Legless Pirates
06-10-2004, 00:00
Kahta has more important things to do. Like running for God.
Creating another universe...
Amyst
06-10-2004, 00:00
Kahta has more important things to do. Like running for God.

I ran for God once. No, wait, it was for breast cancer research. Never mind.
Nigh Invulnerability
06-10-2004, 00:00
Kahta has more important things to do. Like running for God.

Too true. If impending doom is approaching then the position must be vacant.
Kleptonis
06-10-2004, 00:01
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Make that a geniass. If u were a genius then you could beat my friend with a 220 IQ, and hes a sixth grader! Don't say Im lying cause oregonians are usually less ignorant when it comes to schoolwork.

so bullshit you were so fucking scared to fight like a man so you fought like a little kid, most likely cause you might be. So go fuck yourself!:sniper: (O wait... YOU CANT!!!!!!!!1111!!11!1!1101)

sIGNED hAXX tHE rULER oF aLL!!!!!!!!!11
I have a really bad feeling this was a serious post. :eek:
Nigh Invulnerability
06-10-2004, 00:03
I ran for God once. No, wait, it was for breast cancer research. Never mind.

So did Kahta. It was a 24 hour run, but you know his physical prowess. Nothing less than 48 hours was enough for his quest for the cure.
Amyst
06-10-2004, 00:03
So did Kahta. It was a 24 hour run, but you know his physical prowess. Nothing less than 48 hours was enough for his quest for the cure.

I am in awe of his dedication to completing something in twice the time it takes an average person. =O
Snub Nose 38
06-10-2004, 00:05
I beg to differ, I consider that the only thing an IQ measures is the ability to perform IQ tests. The whole thing is circular.And you are entitled to your opinion. You're wrong, but you're still entitled to your opinion. ;)

The ability, let's say, to do 150 push-ups measures what? Just the ability to do 150 push-ups? Of course not. It also give us some idea of the arm and upper body strength of the person who can do 150 push-ups. Some idea of what they can accomplish with that stength...if they apply it.
Legless Pirates
06-10-2004, 00:07
And you are entitled to your opinion. You're wrong, but you're still entitled to your opinion. ;)

The ability, let's say, to do 150 push-ups measures what? Just the ability to do 150 push-ups? Of course not. It also give us some idea of the arm and upper body strength of the person who can do 150 push-ups. Some idea of what they can accomplish with that stength...if they apply it.
why would anyone do 150 push ups?
Amyst
06-10-2004, 00:07
why would anyone do 150 push ups?
To train for an IQ test. Obviously.
Snub Nose 38
06-10-2004, 00:08
To train for an IQ test. Obviously.

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Legless Pirates
06-10-2004, 00:09
To train for an IQ test. Obviously.
I'm the master of the universe so I did 23123523 push ups once, but I only got an IQ of Kahta -1
Crossman
06-10-2004, 00:09
That my IQ is 164...

So is mine. So now you aren't alone. Down from your pedestal! Down I say!
Crossman
06-10-2004, 00:10
To train for an IQ test. Obviously.

Well how else would you?
Katganistan
06-10-2004, 00:16
Okay, folks, I think I've seen enough insults all around.

The Phi Beta Kappa with two degrees and the grad school GPA of 3.91 says enough. ;)