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A choice for a skit this Friday

05-10-2004, 05:42
I have until Friday to prepare for a short skit between me and a friend. I have a choice of either having us sing the "My Land" song ( or do an SNL styled debate.

What do you guys think? If you think I should do an SNL style debate, help me with the script.
Opal Isle
05-10-2004, 06:39
Have you heard "Who's on First"?
05-10-2004, 08:52
Have you heard "Who's on First"?

noooooo do the terrance and phillip 'who farted?' version..
05-10-2004, 09:22
just rip off big brother..or some over reality TV show

oohh..i know... go postal :D
05-10-2004, 09:39
Your going to need three people for this.

Some to play Kerry, one to play Bush, and one to play the Moderator.

Moderator: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Presidential Debate.
We start our first question to the challenger.

Moderator: "Senator, The president has repeatedly accused you of being a Flip-Flopper, what do you have to say to the American people?"

Kerry: "Thank you Bob, first off, I'd like to say that I truly love ketchup.
I think the American people do too. I think that we as americans DESERVE ketchup on November 2."

Bush: Let me show what John Kerry is..... *lies down on the floor and starts flopping like a fish*

Bush : Huh? wadda think of that? Yeeehaw!"

Kerry: "I think your a retarded man from Texas."

Moderator : question to the President. What do you have to say about your military service records, and those of your opponents?

Bush: Im glad you asked that Jim, *proceed to stare blankly at the people for a few seconds*

Bush: Oooo! is that a pretzel? *chokes*

Kerry : "Three Purple Hearts Bob....three purple hearts."

Moderator; *looking confused* Uhh...right....Senator Kerry, how do you feel about the current economic struggles our nation is faced with?

Kerry: Thats a good question Dave, (notice they both keep calling the same guy by different names..its part of the joke)
I have a plan for the economy, its true.
But every plan has to have steps.
My plan for the economy for the United States of America has as many steps as I have Purple Hearts, Jim, wich would be three.
Thats right...count em....three."

Thats all you get for now.