I have until Friday to prepare for a short skit between me and a friend. I have a choice of either having us sing the "My Land" song (jibjab.com) or do an SNL styled debate.
What do you guys think? If you think I should do an SNL style debate, help me with the script.
Opal Isle
05-10-2004, 06:39
Have you heard "Who's on First"?
Monkeypimp
05-10-2004, 08:52
Have you heard "Who's on First"?
noooooo do the terrance and phillip 'who farted?' version..
just rip off big brother..or some over reality TV show
oohh..i know... go postal :D
BackwoodsSquatches
05-10-2004, 09:39
Your going to need three people for this.
Some to play Kerry, one to play Bush, and one to play the Moderator.
Moderator: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Presidential Debate.
We start our first question to the challenger.
Moderator: "Senator, The president has repeatedly accused you of being a Flip-Flopper, what do you have to say to the American people?"
Kerry: "Thank you Bob, first off, I'd like to say that I truly love ketchup.
I think the American people do too. I think that we as americans DESERVE ketchup on November 2."
Bush: Let me show what John Kerry is..... *lies down on the floor and starts flopping like a fish*
Bush : Huh? wadda think of that? Yeeehaw!"
Kerry: "I think your a retarded man from Texas."
Moderator : Uhh...next question to the President. What do you have to say about your military service records, and those of your opponents?
Bush: Im glad you asked that Jim, *proceed to stare blankly at the people for a few seconds*
Bush: Oooo! is that a pretzel? *chokes*
Kerry : "Three Purple Hearts Bob....three purple hearts."
Moderator; *looking confused* Uhh...right....Senator Kerry, how do you feel about the current economic struggles our nation is faced with?
Kerry: Thats a good question Dave, (notice they both keep calling the same guy by different names..its part of the joke)
I have a plan for the economy, its true.
But every plan has to have steps.
My plan for the economy for the United States of America has as many steps as I have Purple Hearts, Jim, wich would be three.
Thats right...count em....three."
Thats all you get for now.