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Ok, gentlemen and ladies...I would like to quote an earlier post by Eutrusca...

Originally Posted by Eutrusca
Just a note to let all those of good will on here know ...
... since I began posting on this forum, the number of attempts to hack into my computer has essentially doubled. The number of emails screened out by my email client because of virus infected attachments has increased by over 150%.
Fortunately, I anticipated this and took additional steps to avoid having my computer successfully attacked.
All this illustrates is the desperation of those who believe they are SO much better qualified to run our lives for us than we are to run them for ourselves. They believe this so devoutly that they would kill us to protect us from the error of our ways.
So much for all that screaming and yelling about "honesty and integrity" the leftists constantly barrage us with.

This is sheer idiocy. The past three days Eutrusca has been spitting venom about liberals. If you believed everything he said, you'd believe that liberals are some malevolent plague sent by gay communist baby seals to destroy the Most Holy United States.

If this sounds vicious, it is. He's not an isolated case. I meet people every day here in Ohio who regurgitate Bush and Coulter one-liners like it's gospel. If Bush sh--s it comes out like sunshine to these people. It's amazing.

Eutrusca, you consistently fail to investigate your wild claims before you post them on this forum, such as your little comment about John Kerry's hometown paper endorsing Bush. You automatically assume that the rise in your hack attempts was done by liberals out to get you. Hell, even the world "doubled" is open to interpretation. If your hacking attempts jumped from one to two, it "doubled", and yet is not statistically significant.

Your man Bush deliberately makes conclusions that are inherently flawed, such as his recent comment that Kerry would put U.S. national defense issues in the hands of other nations. Horse hockey. No U.S. president has EVER done such a thing, and Kerry merely meant that he'd be more aware of international opinion than this blundering idiot you so fervently back. This is B.S. and you know it, and so does Bush. I can only assume you do it on purpose so that it sounds good on sound clips in the news. People hear that clip and go, "Wow, I'm not voting for Kerry" without stopping to find out the context of the situation. It's wrong. You're wrong! Life is not a series of black and white choices, and you right-wing nutcases shouldn't try to sell it to the American public like that.

If you believed everything he said, you'd believe that liberals are some malevolent plague sent by gay communist baby seals to destroy the Most Holy United States.

I just love that line. Thank you for brightening my day. :)

Aw, I was hoping to really see an amusing parody.

Just wait. I am sure I'll work up a good enough mad to justify one by midnight.

I just love that line. Thank you for brightening my day. :)

Agreed.

That's a bold accusation. Did he provide any sort of evidence that points towards "leftists" making these attempts?

no

Where is this original accusation?

That's a bold accusation. Did he provide any sort of evidence that points towards "leftists" making these attempts?

Well, who else would, you silly liberal?

Well, who else would, you silly liberal?

Ready for some crazy math action?

My computer reports one attempt at a hack into my system.

Days later, there is another one.

OH MY GOD HACKING ATTEMPTS ON MY COMPUTER HAVE DOUBLED!!!!!!! SOMEONE MUST BE TRYING TO DESTROY MY COMPUTER!!!!

But yeah, you're being sarcastic. He's still a fool.

I just love that line. Thank you for brightening my day. :)
Yes that line made my day too! ! ! ! ! ! I'm stealing it

I can't understand the extreme rightist mentality. Maybe they're worried leftists will steal all their jellybeans, and redistribute them among needy kids...hey thats not such a bad idea:D:D.

Extreme rightist idiocy is'nt limited to just the American specimen either. Take a gander at this....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/03/01/18_australia.html

Sad thing is, most of its true, but we will get rid of our "leading, rightist,conservative embarrassment" after the elections this weekend ( I hope).

Ok, gentlemen and ladies...I would like to quote an earlier post by Eutrusca...



This is sheer idiocy. The past three days Eutrusca has been spitting venom about liberals. If you believed everything he said, you'd believe that liberals are some malevolent plague sent by gay communist baby seals to destroy the Most Holy United States.

If this sounds vicious, it is. He's not an isolated case. I meet people every day here in Ohio who regurgitate Bush and Coulter one-liners like it's gospel. If Bush sh--s it comes out like sunshine to these people. It's amazing.

Eutrusca, you consistently fail to investigate your wild claims before you post them on this forum, such as your little comment about John Kerry's hometown paper endorsing Bush. You automatically assume that the rise in your hack attempts was done by liberals out to get you. Hell, even the world "doubled" is open to interpretation. If your hacking attempts jumped from one to two, it "doubled", and yet is not statistically significant.

Your man Bush deliberately makes conclusions that are inherently flawed, such as his recent comment that Kerry would put U.S. national defense issues in the hands of other nations. Horse hockey. No U.S. president has EVER done such a thing, and Kerry merely meant that he'd be more aware of international opinion than this blundering idiot you so fervently back. This is B.S. and you know it, and so does Bush. I can only assume you do it on purpose so that it sounds good on sound clips in the news. People hear that clip and go, "Wow, I'm not voting for Kerry" without stopping to find out the context of the situation. It's wrong. You're wrong! Life is not a series of black and white choices, and you right-wing nutcases shouldn't try to sell it to the American public like that.


I like how you criticize him for his treatment of liberals then make a bunch of follow up venomous statements against him and Bush. Bravo. Apparently they don't teach "irony" in schools anymore.

Quite frankly, everything Eutrusca says is true; I have proof! You just don't realize it because 1. you are bombarded with the leftist news 2. you are all liberal idiots who can't see the truth 3. you think it is good to change "the truth" shall we call it to what ever you want when ever you flip-flop as we all know Mr. John Kerry the murderer likes to do.

I am a Vietnam veteran and John Kerry personally aideda nd abbetted the enemy I was fighting I have photographs of his swift boat shooting at me while we were in Vietname NOT CAMBODIA AND NIXON WASNT PRISIDENT EITHER LYING ASSHOLE but the host site won't upload them because they know it iis the truth and the liberal jews who own the internet do not want the truth out why do you think Ann Coulter's book was removed from amazon liberal tyrants? You can click the link but it won't order you get liberal books "by mistake" sure I beleive that if I was the product of shoddy liberal public schoosl instead of private.

Bush served honorably in the TEXAS NATION AIR GUARD unlike CLINTON that lying BASTARD like all liberals lye and cannot back with facts cuz they lie without facts always, Kerry served unhonorably he raped people with .50 caliburt machine guns and got his medals then lied to the public that other peple did it not just perverts like him. Again I haev proof of this from underground websites that tell the truth and didn't get busted yet by the oppressive liberal undergovernment which even President Bush and Savior cannot uproot without another term.

Whatsmore we find no WMD in Iraq but who looked first? I tell you the UN liberal team of BS. What do you know they find nothing and then later we find nothing EXCEPT TRACES. Why tell me now isn't that suspicious that we find traces AFTER the liberal prostititue Hans Blix comes througH? Obviously te UN found the WMD and stucka deal with Saddam to have them removed we foiled their plan but were to late afterall the UN didn't make him stop trading w/Europe even though he promised not too they are on his side and made the world hate us as part of teh liberal Erupope communist socialist scheme to dominate our country and DRIVE GOD OUT! Again I could show you so much proof ur yeyeballs would spin but if I do the FBI arrests me and undergovernment tortures me and noone finds out if liberals is in chanrge. But of coures you don't believe it because you are blind liberals who believes that the government is all good so I say this you are being watched by evil. Only you can stop it.

"Honestry and integrety" that liberal assholes why hack computers when you already control everything?

:D

I was going good until the WMD part. ;)

I didn't quite believe the UN would strike a deal with Hussein to move the WMDs. But everything else made absolute, unprovable sense. :p

http://www.kathryncramer.com/tinfoilhat.jpg

Welcome to the club, Etru and Skept!

Quite frankly, everything Eutrusca says is true; I have proof! You just don't realize it because 1. you are bombarded with the leftist news 2. you are all liberal idiots who can't see the truth 3. you think it is good to change "the truth" shall we call it to what ever you want when ever you flip-flop as we all know Mr. John Kerry the murderer likes to do.

I am a Vietnam veteran and John Kerry personally aideda nd abbetted the enemy I was fighting I have photographs of his swift boat shooting at me while we were in Vietname NOT CAMBODIA AND NIXON WASNT PRISIDENT EITHER LYING ASSHOLE but the host site won't upload them because they know it iis the truth and the liberal jews who own the internet do not want the truth out why do you think Ann Coulter's book was removed from amazon liberal tyrants? You can click the link but it won't order you get liberal books "by mistake" sure I beleive that if I was the product of shoddy liberal public schoosl instead of private.

Bush served honorably in the TEXAS NATION AIR GUARD unlike CLINTON that lying BASTARD like all liberals lye and cannot back with facts cuz they lie without facts always, Kerry served unhonorably he raped people with .50 caliburt machine guns and got his medals then lied to the public that other peple did it not just perverts like him. Again I haev proof of this from underground websites that tell the truth and didn't get busted yet by the oppressive liberal undergovernment which even President Bush and Savior cannot uproot without another term.

Whatsmore we find no WMD in Iraq but who looked first? I tell you the UN liberal team of BS. What do you know they find nothing and then later we find nothing EXCEPT TRACES. Why tell me now isn't that suspicious that we find traces AFTER the liberal prostititue Hans Blix comes througH? Obviously te UN found the WMD and stucka deal with Saddam to have them removed we foiled their plan but were to late afterall the UN didn't make him stop trading w/Europe even though he promised not too they are on his side and made the world hate us as part of teh liberal Erupope communist socialist scheme to dominate our country and DRIVE GOD OUT! Again I could show you so much proof ur yeyeballs would spin but if I do the FBI arrests me and undergovernment tortures me and noone finds out if liberals is in chanrge. But of coures you don't believe it because you are blind liberals who believes that the government is all good so I say this you are being watched by evil. Only you can stop it.

"Honestry and integrety" that liberal assholes why hack computers when you already control everything?

Wow. So, do you also blame liberals for your damaged mental condition?

Quite frankly, everything Eutrusca says is true; I have proof! You just don't realize it because 1. you are bombarded with the leftist news 2. you are all liberal idiots who can't see the truth 3. you think it is good to change "the truth" shall we call it to what ever you want when ever you flip-flop as we all know Mr. John Kerry the murderer likes to do.

I am a Vietnam veteran and John Kerry personally aideda nd abbetted the enemy I was fighting I have photographs of his swift boat shooting at me while we were in Vietname NOT CAMBODIA AND NIXON WASNT PRISIDENT EITHER LYING ASSHOLE but the host site won't upload them because they know it iis the truth and the liberal jews who own the internet do not want the truth out why do you think Ann Coulter's book was removed from amazon liberal tyrants? You can click the link but it won't order you get liberal books "by mistake" sure I beleive that if I was the product of shoddy liberal public schoosl instead of private.

Bush served honorably in the TEXAS NATION AIR GUARD unlike CLINTON that lying BASTARD like all liberals lye and cannot back with facts cuz they lie without facts always, Kerry served unhonorably he raped people with .50 caliburt machine guns and got his medals then lied to the public that other peple did it not just perverts like him. Again I haev proof of this from underground websites that tell the truth and didn't get busted yet by the oppressive liberal undergovernment which even President Bush and Savior cannot uproot without another term.

Whatsmore we find no WMD in Iraq but who looked first? I tell you the UN liberal team of BS. What do you know they find nothing and then later we find nothing EXCEPT TRACES. Why tell me now isn't that suspicious that we find traces AFTER the liberal prostititue Hans Blix comes througH? Obviously te UN found the WMD and stucka deal with Saddam to have them removed we foiled their plan but were to late afterall the UN didn't make him stop trading w/Europe even though he promised not too they are on his side and made the world hate us as part of teh liberal Erupope communist socialist scheme to dominate our country and DRIVE GOD OUT! Again I could show you so much proof ur yeyeballs would spin but if I do the FBI arrests me and undergovernment tortures me and noone finds out if liberals is in chanrge. But of coures you don't believe it because you are blind liberals who believes that the government is all good so I say this you are being watched by evil. Only you can stop it.

"Honestry and integrety" that liberal assholes why hack computers when you already control everything?

Okay, let's take a look at this.
If you're a Vietnam veteran, then you must be 45+ years old.
If you're 45+ years old and have a computer, then you must be fairly intelligent.
If you are indeed somewhat intelligent, then you can probably spell better than that, and use proper grammar.
And, Nixon WAS president. That's a FACT. It's been proven that people that argue against solid FACTS are usually idiots and/or morons.

Therefore:

You are a lying idiot who probably borrowed his computer from his parents. (If so, I feel sorry for your parents for having to parent an idiot like you.)

OR

You recived severe brain damage during vietnam and are now sitting in a hospital bed half-insane. (If so, I do sincerely feel sorry for you.)

Great parody in the OP. The right-wingers only care about the short-term, and their politicians do almost nothing to benefit the majority of the US population.

As for the 'counterarguments', well, Skepticism, isn't controlling the government, Fox News, and having bigots like Rush Limbaugh on the radio waves enough for you? Leave the rest of us alone!

Quite frankly, everything Eutrusca says is true; I have proof! You just don't realize it because 1. you are bombarded with the leftist news 2. you are all liberal idiots who can't see the truth 3. you think it is good to change "the truth" shall we call it to what ever you want when ever you flip-flop as we all know Mr. John Kerry the murderer likes to do.

I am a Vietnam veteran and John Kerry personally aideda nd abbetted the enemy I was fighting I have photographs of his swift boat shooting at me while we were in Vietname NOT CAMBODIA AND NIXON WASNT PRISIDENT EITHER LYING ASSHOLE but the host site won't upload them because they know it iis the truth and the liberal jews who own the internet do not want the truth out why do you think Ann Coulter's book was removed from amazon liberal tyrants? You can click the link but it won't order you get liberal books "by mistake" sure I beleive that if I was the product of shoddy liberal public schoosl instead of private.

Bush served honorably in the TEXAS NATION AIR GUARD unlike CLINTON that lying BASTARD like all liberals lye and cannot back with facts cuz they lie without facts always, Kerry served unhonorably he raped people with .50 caliburt machine guns and got his medals then lied to the public that other peple did it not just perverts like him. Again I haev proof of this from underground websites that tell the truth and didn't get busted yet by the oppressive liberal undergovernment which even President Bush and Savior cannot uproot without another term.

Whatsmore we find no WMD in Iraq but who looked first? I tell you the UN liberal team of BS. What do you know they find nothing and then later we find nothing EXCEPT TRACES. Why tell me now isn't that suspicious that we find traces AFTER the liberal prostititue Hans Blix comes througH? Obviously te UN found the WMD and stucka deal with Saddam to have them removed we foiled their plan but were to late afterall the UN didn't make him stop trading w/Europe even though he promised not too they are on his side and made the world hate us as part of teh liberal Erupope communist socialist scheme to dominate our country and DRIVE GOD OUT! Again I could show you so much proof ur yeyeballs would spin but if I do the FBI arrests me and undergovernment tortures me and noone finds out if liberals is in chanrge. But of coures you don't believe it because you are blind liberals who believes that the government is all good so I say this you are being watched by evil. Only you can stop it.

"Honestry and integrety" that liberal assholes why hack computers when you already control everything?

Well, Skep, it's maybe not as bad as you think. Take some courage from this:

http://www.interdys.org/

Thanks for the parody Skepticism. I kinda waited that from the first post... but better later than never. :)

If you believed everything he said, you'd believe that liberals are some malevolent plague sent by gay communist baby seals to destroy the Most Holy United States.

Aren't we?

Nice parody Skept. Can I borrow it if I credit you?

Thanks for the parody Skepticism. I kinda waited that from the first post... but better later than never. :)

Thank you! I was losing my faith in humanity there!

Nice parody Skept. Can I borrow it if I credit you?

Go for it.

And to everyone else: look at anything else I have ever posted. Look at this most recent post. Observe the CONTEXT of this thread. Good lord sarcasm is on the way out in this country.

Quite frankly, everything Eutrusca says is true; I have proof! You just don't realize it because 1. you are bombarded with the leftist news 2. you are all liberal idiots who can't see the truth 3. you think it is good to change "the truth" shall we call it to what ever you want when ever you flip-flop as we all know Mr. John Kerry the murderer likes to do.

I am a Vietnam veteran and John Kerry personally aideda nd abbetted the enemy I was fighting I have photographs of his swift boat shooting at me while we were in Vietname NOT CAMBODIA AND NIXON WASNT PRISIDENT EITHER LYING ASSHOLE but the host site won't upload them because they know it iis the truth and the liberal jews who own the internet do not want the truth out why do you think Ann Coulter's book was removed from amazon liberal tyrants? You can click the link but it won't order you get liberal books "by mistake" sure I beleive that if I was the product of shoddy liberal public schoosl instead of private.

Bush served honorably in the TEXAS NATION AIR GUARD unlike CLINTON that lying BASTARD like all liberals lye and cannot back with facts cuz they lie without facts always, Kerry served unhonorably he raped people with .50 caliburt machine guns and got his medals then lied to the public that other peple did it not just perverts like him. Again I haev proof of this from underground websites that tell the truth and didn't get busted yet by the oppressive liberal undergovernment which even President Bush and Savior cannot uproot without another term.

Whatsmore we find no WMD in Iraq but who looked first? I tell you the UN liberal team of BS. What do you know they find nothing and then later we find nothing EXCEPT TRACES. Why tell me now isn't that suspicious that we find traces AFTER the liberal prostititue Hans Blix comes througH? Obviously te UN found the WMD and stucka deal with Saddam to have them removed we foiled their plan but were to late afterall the UN didn't make him stop trading w/Europe even though he promised not too they are on his side and made the world hate us as part of teh liberal Erupope communist socialist scheme to dominate our country and DRIVE GOD OUT! Again I could show you so much proof ur yeyeballs would spin but if I do the FBI arrests me and undergovernment tortures me and noone finds out if liberals is in chanrge. But of coures you don't believe it because you are blind liberals who believes that the government is all good so I say this you are being watched by evil. Only you can stop it.

"Honestry and integrety" that liberal assholes why hack computers when you already control everything?

Lies. All lies! In case you had not checked, Saint Bush's Patriot Act gives the right to detain U.S. citizens without charge, access to legal counsel, or any other rights for that matter. Yes, BUSH! I'm not blind, you fool! YOU are! I can see the obvious in front of my face, and the obvious is Occam's Razor. In case you don't know what that is, it's a philosophical law that states the simplest answer is usually the correct one.

You can't even type straight. Do you really expect everyone here to believe that there's some vast left-wing conspiracy controlling the entire country? In case you'd forgotten, right-wing Republicans control the Congress, White House, and Supreme Court. We will all be marvelously lucky if the progressive movement crushes the Republican Party on election night and returns moderate Democrats to positions of power within the Federal Government.

Lies. All lies! In case you had not checked, Saint Bush's Patriot Act gives the right to detain U.S. citizens without charge, access to legal counsel, or any other rights for that matter. Yes, BUSH! I'm not blind, you fool! YOU are! I can see the obvious in front of my face, and the obvious is Occam's Razor. In case you don't know what that is, it's a philosophical law that states the simplest answer is usually the correct one.

You can't even type straight. Do you really expect everyone here to believe that there's some vast left-wing conspiracy controlling the entire country? In case you'd forgotten, right-wing Republicans control the Congress, White House, and Supreme Court. We will all be marvelously lucky if the progressive movement crushes the Republican Party on election night and returns moderate Democrats to positions of power within the Federal Government.

"Moderate Democrat" is a classic oxymoron. :)

Shalrirorchia I agree with your basic points about Eutrusca, but it's hypocritical to attack him for generalising about lefties and then you doing the exact same thing to righties.

Tough. If you want rational, read my other threads. I CAN be more logical, but right now I am quite angry. Indulge me in my excess. ;)

Thanks for the parody Skepticism. I kinda waited that from the first post... but better later than never. :)

People seem to be taking him seriously...I assumed it was a parody, judging by the wonderful hysterical run-on sentence nature of it...it IS satire, is it not??

People seem to be taking him seriously...I assumed it was a parody, judging by the wonderful hysterical run-on sentence nature of it...it IS satire, is it not??

I HOPE so.

Honestly, I was just looking for further excuse to use the tinfoil hat pic :D

"Moderate Democrat" is a classic oxymoron. :) I agree. Most democrats are hopeless right-wing reactionaries.

"compassionate conservative", is the same way.

Oh by the way, Kerry isn't a communist. Quite the opposite, a capitalist-warpig just like Bush. The difference is Kerry actually fought against communism Bush sat on his ass.

People seem to be taking him seriously...I assumed it was a parody, judging by the wonderful hysterical run-on sentence nature of it...it IS satire, is it not??

YES!

But it is even more funny how people actually take it seriously. C'mon, who the hell could actually think that Saddam and the UN were in cahoots to make the US look bad?!

YES!

But it is even more funny how people actually take it seriously. C'mon, who the hell could actually think that Saddam and the UN were in cahoots to make the US look bad?!

You'd be surprised. There are some frightfully misinformed and militant people out there. Good thing all this duct tape will protect me.