NationStates Jolt Archive


G-Dub at the Busstop

Tehok
04-10-2004, 07:00
So tru. I was siting at the busstop, (check my sources, I dare you) and their was this total ajun hore siting at the utta benj. I was abowt to lay a smooth line up on her, like, "Does your V go sideways? Cuz I'm wondering weather I'm gonna be dizzy lateZ," when this old monkey in a suit reached up and grabbed somefin out of her womb. I was like :-0 no, you didn't, but then the monkey cracked the baby over his nee and sucked out the spine juice. BUT W8, THERE'S MORE. IT WAS GEORGE W. BUSH. That's right, the King of Canada hisself. I cud not hardly beleeve it, but there you go, pr00f that he is 3\/1L. So, I sez, on Halloween, we goes to the White Home and TP his royal trees and whatnot. THAT SHUD TEECH HIM THAT EATING KIDS IS WRONG! :-(