NationStates Jolt Archive


Ask a psych major!

Lithuanighanikhazistan
04-10-2004, 05:50
Because it's too expensive to go to a real psychologist, feel free to inquire your deepest, darkest ponderings unto me.

These answers are in no way accurate, nor are they supported by the American Psychologist association. In fact, if you listen to me, you'll probably only get more fucked up, but hey, that's fun too, right?
New Foxxinnia
04-10-2004, 05:57
You should know better. Don't make me post treecx. Again.
Lithuanighanikhazistan
04-10-2004, 05:58
Psychosamatic trauma from being raped by a rabid monkey. Next patient.
Korallia
04-10-2004, 06:02
I thought we were done with "Ask a..." threads...?
Lithuanighanikhazistan
04-10-2004, 06:03
We are. I honestly expected this to be ignored, but hey, we all need something to do in our spare time.
Daistallia 2104
04-10-2004, 06:07
I thought we were done with "Ask a..." threads...?

Not only that, I thought they'd been banned.
:confused:
Academika
04-10-2004, 06:13
what is the mental illness that makes people support conservatism?
Tallaris
04-10-2004, 16:33
Not only that, I thought they'd been banned.
:confused:
Only if Myrth finds out or any of the other mods come to think of it.
Faithfull-freedom
04-10-2004, 16:36
You're understanding on Sub-Conscience thought? Do you believe in divine powers through communication and guidance?

Inquiring minds would like to know.
Anjamin
04-10-2004, 16:43
what am i thinking right now?
Faithfull-freedom
04-10-2004, 16:49
what am i thinking right now?

Wouldn't that be an invasion of privacy? He is a psychologist not a telepathic mind reader. Or is he? lol

I was thinking about how good my breakfast was.
Tallaris
04-10-2004, 16:49
what am i thinking right now?
If you're a guy, I'd say you're thinking about women and sex. If you're a gal, I'd say you're thinking about.... Hmmm, I really don't know what they think about, but then again what guy does? :D