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POLL: In a no-holds barred fight, would Godzilla or Jesus win?

Tyrandis
04-10-2004, 04:25
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Let the debate begin! :D
Sydenia
04-10-2004, 04:26
In a no-holds barred fight, Jesus could ask God to help him. Godzilla would get 0wn3d.
Monkeypimp
04-10-2004, 04:27
Godzilla has the height, reach and weight advantage, although Jesus seems to be able to have the shit smacked out of him and remain standing. I think Godzilla would still take him though.
Star Shadow-
04-10-2004, 04:30
Jesus would throw godzilla to hell.
New Foxxinnia
04-10-2004, 04:47
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Penguinista
04-10-2004, 04:55
Godzilla is much bigger, has the fire breath thing, smashes cities, and so forth.

Jesus though is all defense. No matter how many times you kill Jesus, he's just gonna come back. Plus he can go on forever, just making bread and fish, healing his own wounds, and all that. There's little he could do to Godzilla though, at least if we limit him to what he actually does in the Bible.

Basically it would be a long drawn out fight that neither side would ever really win. I think eventually jesus would wear Godzilla down though, or Godzilla would get bored and leave.