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If you could chose the way you could die
anyway at all how would you do it

Personally id chose either with two hot women or at the heart of a nukeleer exposion because people will remeber it a looooooong time

EDIT

In the arms of my lover.

I know it's cliche. But it is the truth.

-Nova

Quick and painless and in my sleep.

theres always the monty python "run off a cliff by toppless women" but i think i would prefer to be blown up while skydiving over a crowded downtown area, just to wreak some havoc from beyond the grave

Giving terrorist a taste of lead.

By a bullet to the heart during the parade celebrating my 35th year as dictator of a small south american country. With the first choral of Beethoven's 9th symphony blaring. In an off-white double breasted suit which would be kept in a museum in perpetuity stained with my blood.


Alternatively, just like Horatio Nelson.

Straddling a nuclear bomb out of a B-52, while wearing a cowboy hat.

In my sleep, so it's painless.

A fast, painless heart attack caused by the shock of ultimate bliss.

I'd like a Nelson Rockefeller, please.

Google is your friend.

In battle for a good cause, or in the arms of someone I love.

i was kinda hoping to go in some kind of tragic skiing accident some time after my 100th birthday

Swordfight, but only after I kill my opponenet.

Headshot by a Secret Service member after having just smacked Bush's brains all over the oval office with my flail (a spiky ball on a chain). It's quick, painless, and it does something great for mankind!

Headshot by a Secret Service member after having just smacked Bush's brains all over the oval office with my flail (a spiky ball on a chain). It's quick, painless, and it does something great for mankind!

Yes, yes. We all know what a flail is.

theres always the monty python "run off a cliff by toppless women" but i think i would prefer to be blown up while skydiving over a crowded downtown area, just to wreak some havoc from beyond the grave


DAMN....you took my fav death from monty python

my other number one, a violent shootout with the police

I'd burn to death or fall asleep in the bathtub

I dont know, i like being warm lol

The only way to go:


Bullriding a Nuclear Bomb falling out of a B-52 bomber while waving my cowboy hat and yelling "Yeehoo!!"

{got to love Dr. Strangelove}

"Dimitri, will this set off the doomsday machine?..."

"Oh don't say that Dimitri!!"

nice I love when the general tells the Mandrake, a british officer, to help him with the gun because "the redcoats are comming."




Gee I wish we had one of those doomsday machines

On the beach in the Phillipines. With beer in one hand and a hot Filipina in another!

Accidently drive my car into the grand canyon. Or on purpose it doesnt really matter.

Down niagra falls in a barrel

I don't care how, but as long as it would result in this ;) :



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

Painlessly. Possibly in a terrorist attack.

Spontaneous combustion.

Or something having to do with gigantic robots...

I don't care how, but as long as it would result in this ;) :



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

LOL! That is disgusting!

Quick and painless and in my sleep.
yeppers

Straddling a nuclear bomb out of a B-52, while wearing a cowboy hat.
Wow, I was racking my brain trying to think of something, but... yeah, that's it. Even if it didn't result in the destruction of the entire Earth, it'd still be pretty damn cool.

Giving terrorist a taste of lead.


In truth, there are 3 different responses that I would like to say to this.

1) You have just showed us why terroists do what they do. Congratulations.
2) You have just showed yourself to be a western terroist.
3) Replace the word "terroist" with "America" and you could pass yourself off as an Islamic terroist.

Much too much soda.

Wow, I was racking my brain trying to think of something, but... yeah, that's it. Even if it didn't result in the destruction of the entire Earth, it'd still be pretty damn cool.The only problem is you wouldn't get to see the darn thing blow up. :)

I'd like to day in a funny or totally bizzare way :D

Behind the wheel of a formula one car... doing 350km an hour

I'd very selfishly either want to take a lot of people with me (the Nuke Scenario), or end up falling from the stratosphere to leave a thin, gloopy, very confusing scarlet rain for meteorologists to puzzle over.

Quoting Che Guevaras last words;
'Shoot me coward, for you shall only kill a man'

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