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Star Wars: Battlefront. Ewoks. Nuff Said. (pics)

Lunatic Goofballs
04-10-2004, 01:47
http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/images/comics/Dorktower370.jpg
Lunatic Goofballs
04-10-2004, 01:48
http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/images/comics/dorktower371.jpg
Kleptonis
04-10-2004, 01:49
Hahaha!

Ewoks are indeed the scum of the universe. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
04-10-2004, 01:52
http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/images/comics/dorktower372.jpg
Erastide
04-10-2004, 01:54
:eek:

The poor Ewoks!!! :(

So far the 2nd is the best. :D
Neo Kyushu
04-10-2004, 01:55
lmao
Lunatic Goofballs
04-10-2004, 01:56
http://archive.gamespy.com/comics/dorktower/images/comics/dorktower373.jpg
Upanga
04-10-2004, 01:59
frag frag fraggity frag
Shotagon
04-10-2004, 03:08
Bought Battlefront a few days ago, but it's already dead. Rome TW is better for me. :)
Sdaeriji
04-10-2004, 03:13
I am going to buy that game based solely on the gameplay clip in the commercial where they snipe the Ewok. Based SOLELY on that.
Tehok
04-10-2004, 03:58
This game would be 10x better if I had friends.
BackwoodsSquatches
04-10-2004, 06:59
Im about to turn the game on right now.

Killing ewoks is always good, but slaying large groups of Gungans, while screaming the name of your diety, bathed in your enemies blood is better.

"Mesa gonna ruin movie now, okey-day?"
-Jar Jar Binks.
Deltaepsilon
04-10-2004, 07:10
"Mesa gonna ruin movie now, okey-day?"
-Jar Jar Binks.
Him and Jake Lloyd. And the writers.
Roachsylvania
04-10-2004, 12:28
Damn those Ewoks. Those dirty little bastards ruined what could have been the best trilogy ever. The rivers will flow with their blood! (but not here, because I'm too poor to buy new games)
Lapse
04-10-2004, 13:57
LOL


3rd one pwned
Snowboarding Maniacs
04-10-2004, 14:02
I am going to buy that game based solely on the gameplay clip in the commercial where they snipe the Ewok. Based SOLELY on that.
I almost shat myself I was laughing so hard when I saw that clip in the commercial.
Legless Pirates
04-10-2004, 15:06
http://home.att.net/~locker99/starwars/ewok_b_t.gif

WTF?
Erastide
04-10-2004, 15:57
Is that a chocolate Ewok or a lego one? :p
Crossman
04-10-2004, 15:59
Its truly a beautiful thing. :gundge:
Legless Pirates
04-10-2004, 15:59
Is that a chocolate Ewok or a lego one? :p
Lego ewoks... I still can't believe my eyes.

Lego surely sucks today. Back in the good old days the were just square and rectangle blocks
Erastide
04-10-2004, 16:01
Well... I think the little people are cute. But that Ewok has no differentiation between his fur and his cloak. Shouldn't there be something?
Legless Pirates
04-10-2004, 16:03
the top is different. There's also a white one (with brown fur)

They even are smaller than the normal Lego people :eek:
Legless Pirates
04-10-2004, 16:05
http://home.att.net/~locker99/starwars/ewok_tan.gif

all the star wars figures:
home.att.net/~locker99/starwars/clasgood.htm
Daroth
04-10-2004, 16:16
is the game any good?
Tuesday Heights
11-10-2004, 03:19
is the game any good?

Hell freaking yeah!
Roachsylvania
11-10-2004, 03:41
is the game any good?
You get to KILL ewoks and gungans, FFS! Of COURSE it's good! Not that I've played it, but how could you go wrong killing the little bastards?
Katganistan
11-10-2004, 04:18
Ewoks and Gungans were only added to the trilogies for one reason:

Because Lucas lost sight of the fact that kids could recognize a good story, even if it DIDN'T have cutesy saccharine characters just for them to latch onto.

The very first movie, Star Wars: A New Hope, remains the very best -- it didn't feel that it had to pander to demographics, and yet I remember quite clearly that it was THE movie, as far as every kid my age was concerned...

The evil teddies (Ewoks) and stupid Gungans are merely a symptom of something altogether too usual these days: trying to please everyone and therefore pleasing no one. This foolishness will probably also ruin the last movie and put an end to the franchise on film.