NationStates Jolt Archive

Bored of political threads? Well, nobody really cares, but for those taking a break, heres a random fun idea.
Simple rules:
I post the situation and some options in A, B, C, D (etc) form, then the next six posters (seven if theres a tie) vote on which action they want taken, you cant vote twice. A post without a clear vote is not counted.

Clearly listed form for the people who didnt read the above:
-I post the situation and the options
-The next six posters vote for one of the options
-If there is a tie one more person may vote
-Votes will be counted by the order they are in, if seven people post votes and one post is a half second after the first, the first one is counted.
-You cannot vote twice in a row
-Whiners will be shot.
-It is possible to die, if this happens a new 'adventure' will be started.

First Scene:

You are in bed, your alarm clock is going off. Its one of those really annoying digital ones that goes 'Bweeeeeeep bweeeeeeep bweeeeep BWEEEEEP BWEEEEP' louder and louder every two seconds.
What do you do:
A. Hit the 'snooze' button.
B. Unplug the alarm clock
C. Get up, walk to the closet, retrive you l33t shotgun and blast the damn alarm clock. Go back to bed.
D. Ignore the alarm and hope it goes away
E. Get up, turn off the clock, get your l33t BB gun and take potshots at your neighbors from the attic.

E


(btw, I saw this type of thread in another website. If it goes well, it might be hilarious if you can pull it off)

*foxx had a MUCH better 'choose your own adventure' Idea, but w/e*

B

B (and take out the damn batteries too!)

A

E

Sounds like fun! ;)

Ill do my best here, there may be some interruptions because were currently moving so our internet is not really reliable. But there should be no pauses longer than a day :)

We have a tie...Ill put in a vote for 'E' though.

Second Scene:
After retrieving your BB gun from the closet you load up and head to the well placed window in your attic.
Soon cries of 'Argh!' and 'HELP! HELP!' float down the street and a number of neighbors retreat to their houses clutching bruised extrimities.
Soon the police appear and you begin to wonder what your going to do now...

A. Retreat to your unibomber style shack in the back yard for your brave last stand
B. Run out the front door with a grenade, shout 'I REGRET NOTHING!' and blow yourself up
C. Disguise yourself as a friendly dog, run up the the police and shoot them all.
D. Run! RUN AWAY!
E. Board up the windows, flood the house with gas, light a match.

D!

Let's get outta 'ere boyz, da pigz are a comin'!

E!

C (just to see how well you can make yourself into a dog)

B (just for fun)

C

C (ARf ARF!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!)

Sorry, but you cant vote twice in a row, you need to wait until the next scene.

Sorry, but you cant vote twice in a row, you need to wait until the next scene.

Would have helped if you had quoted me. :)

Okay then... But I think C will win anyways!

C :mp5:

Its in the lead now, but I wasnt just refering to you...

Oh, I get it, I thought you meant once per question...my bad....
Anyway, RUN AWAY!

A

C it is.

You promptly set out through the house looking for a dog, failing to find one (or the proper skinning impliments) you wrap yourself in an orange shag rug and run out the door humming the theme song to 'Mission Impossible'.
Once within range you begin spraying ten gauge shotgun rounds at point blank range with your automatic shotgun, sending the cops flying into the air bleeding from a number of holes.
You then run down the street, blasting everything that moves and a few things that dont, at the end of the street you see something...something horrible.
http://hem.fyristorg.com/almstrom/teletubbie.jpg
Its Mike, your plumber.
Apparently he has a number of strange fetishes and you interuppted him during some vitally important plumbing work. No details will be giving since no doubt your mind has already shut itself down in self defence.
Armed with his Bladed Toothbrush of Doom he advances on you, jiggling slightly.

What do you do:
A. Smile and say 'Hey, Mike, hows it going?'
B. Blow your own brains out and hope the horror ends there.
C. Run away. Very quickly.
D. Grab the nearby mailbox and stake Mike through the hear with it.
E. Pull out your own Doombrush and enage Mike in mortal combat

LMFAO!!!!! :D

E!!! Mortal Kombat! :p

E! *cue for Gladiator music*

E

E!

You promptly whip out your new double ended electric Doombrush and bring it down on Mikes head.
Unfourtunatly Mike is a bit quicker than that and severly lacerates your arm with his Doombrush, but you pay him back quick enough, removing what little hair he has. The battle goes on for a while, brushes clashing, until Mike takes a wrong step and falls down the manhole (Dont even start) he was working on (DO NOT SAY IT.) when you disturbed him (Which is hard to do), frlom below there come a series of yells, followed by some crunching noises.
Mikes head then flies out of the sewer, followed by the rest of his limbs and torso. For the sake of decency his...outfit remains mostly intact.
What do you do?
A. Jump down the hole brush first, engage whatevers down there.
B. Key Mikes Pinto, part it over the manhole, shove a grenade in the tailpipe and run for it.
C. Go back to bed, its been a long day.
D. Drag the crippled police overs to the hole, throw them in, then go peoplehunting for more sacrifice victims to 'The holy Hole'
E. Throw random things in the hole and see what happens.

lmao!

E!!

D

E!

B

I want to vote D but I can't. :(

No random stuff, clean up after yourself! All hail the "Holy Hole"!

E!!!

D! All Hail the Holy Hole!

D

D it is, Ill write it up tommorow, feel free to comment until then :P

Once you have successfully cleared the cop-corpses you set out to find fresh victimes for 't3h 0/\/\g l337 [-]073 uv d00/\/\!!!1!' as you have just named it.
Who do you look for?
A. Your boss (AKA: The Tyrant of the Deep Fryer)
B. Your ex wife
C. Your extended family
D. Your (former) plumbers family
E. The neighborhood pets

B.

C - except for my cousins on my dad's side

A. Because I think going to the office would be a great idea right about now. Think of the story possibilities! :)

A

b

b

E would be hilarious :)

NOTICE:
My parents are mad at me for reasons which will remain confidential, as such I am grounded. I wont be able to respond so quickly, and maybe not at all. Thereby I am declaring a new rule:
The first to vote makes up the next situation
If they dont think they can handle it, they can delegate it to the next person who posted, and so on. The only real requirement is that you can think of six possible reactions and have decent spelling/grammar.
Maybe we can see a bit more variety then :P

Going for 'b', your Ex Wife

Having secured the Holy Hole you set out to the House of Terror, or your old wifes home.
Naturally she left you for a millionair bodybuilder/scientist who collects shells. Bastard that he is. Anyway, after busting into the house you promptly realize your mistake as the horde of bodyguards in tuxedos with special pockets pull out their pistols.
Being the lucky SOB that you are you magically dodge their bullets and kill them all, sadly on your way upstairs to the little female dogs room you fall, four stories and land on your head.
Your dead.
But the story does not end.
You wake up later, with a major headache. The place is quite dark, and theres a funny smell...like sulfur. Its not really hot, just very, very dry and the floor is hard and rocky.
You have a feeling your not going to enjoy this, the distant screaming seems to confirm this.
Soon light appears, nasty reddish light, and a thing.
Its tall, about eight feet. It has more eyes than fingers, and more tentacles than you care to see, even on a good day. The picture is only slightly ruined by the nametag reading:
'Hello, I am Urgrathragfugl, Guardian of the Dread Portal and Spawn of the Pit, how may I help you?'
It glares at you...you think.
"'Ere, 'o 'r you? What 'r you doin' 'here?" It burbles
What do you say:
A. "I am Rick James, bitch!"
B. "Nothing, sir, just minding my own buisness, say, is there an eleveator around here?"
C. Attack it with your Doombrush
D. "Im the fire marshal, I need to speak to your boss."
E. "Oh, Mr. Bigshot Guardian of the Dread Portal, eh? You think your so big? C'mon! LETS GO FOOL!"

A.

D
w00t

Loss of interest? After only three pages? Geesh people :P
I THINK my parents have decided to ease up, so I might be able to do the next ones :)