Ask an idiot
Kevlanakia
03-10-2004, 20:16
Ever wondered why we idiots say all the stupid things we say? Ask away, and I'll try to explain our points of view.
Von Witzleben
03-10-2004, 20:33
Ever wondered why we idiots say all the stupid things we say? Ask away, and I'll try to explain our points of view.
So explain.
Lon Chaney Jr
03-10-2004, 20:39
When it's raining, why do idiots have to say "Lovely weather we're having" or "Wet, isn't it?" etcetera?
You're obliged, no, you're TERRORISED into making those hideously limited polite responses ("Ha, ha, yes") when you'd just as sooner stab them in the eye with your car key and head-butt them repeatedly (or is that just me?)...
United White Front
03-10-2004, 20:40
have you ever grabed a tailpipe after driveing for awhile
Lon Chaney Jr
03-10-2004, 20:44
No, but I remember hearing about a drunk guy who urinated on the electric rail of the London Underground. Burnt to a crisp, apparently...
Have you, ever urinated on an electric rail?
Kevlanakia
03-10-2004, 20:50
When it's raining, why do idiots have to say "Lovely weather we're having" or "Wet, isn't it?" etcetera?
You're obliged, no, you're TERRORISED into making those hideously limited polite responses ("Ha, ha, yes") when you'd just as sooner stab them in the eye with your car key and head-butt them repeatedly (or is that just me?)...
We find it enormously funny to state that the weather is nice when it really isn't. It's like irony, only idiots are able to do it too.
Sometimes we alternate with stating the obvious. Even an idiot can appreciate a bit of variety in humour.
Kevlanakia
03-10-2004, 20:52
Have you, ever urinated on an electric rail?
No. There are no trains and no subways where I live (seriously.)
I have, however, had the dubious pleasure of urinating on an electric fence.
Lon Chaney Jr
03-10-2004, 20:53
No, because the electricity would be conducted up through my stream of p*ss and I'd be dead, and I'd daresay, rather embarrassed. The CCTV footage would be great though...