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Utter nonsense. If you had to be an animal instead of a human, which one, and why?

Sydenia
03-10-2004, 18:17
The way-too-long title describes it pretty simply. If you had to choose to an animal instead of a human, what animal would you want to be, and why? Hard to decide which kind, but I'd almost certainly want to be a feline. Cats rawk. ^_^ Maybe a puma...
Unfree People
03-10-2004, 18:17
Ditto, I love cats. A mountain lion, I think... er, is that the same thing as a puma?
Sydenia
03-10-2004, 18:19
Ditto, I love cats. A mountain lion, I think... er, is that the same thing as a puma?

I'm pretty sure a puma is a variant of mountain lion, though I'm not sure it's the only one. :\
Erinin
03-10-2004, 18:20
i did a personality test with a friend of mine that turned out to be pretty accurate.
I cant remember the exact test.
It does lead me to this answer.
I would be a Rabbit.
A Rabbit has one ability which I covet.
Its very survival depends on it being able to be left alone when it wants to be. This is speaking in very simple terms as to what it does but fundamentally a Rabbit gets to be left the f&ck alone when it wants to be, that is why I would be a Rabbit.
Erinin
03-10-2004, 18:21
I'm pretty sure a puma is a variant of mountain lion, though I'm not sure it's the only one. :\
Same animal.
Unfree People
03-10-2004, 18:21
Rabbits also get eaten by animals bigger than them. Rawr.
Unfree People
03-10-2004, 18:22
Same animal.
Ah, indeed, well I agree with the thread starter then that being one would rock. ;)
Dakini
03-10-2004, 18:23
housecat. so long as my owners don't spay me, i'm set.

i get to sleep 16 hours a day, the fatter i get, the more loveable i am, i get to sit on my ass and do nothing and when i want loving, i go rub on someone's leg and when i'm tired of it, i just wander off and it's expected 'cause i'm a cat.
Suicidal Librarians
03-10-2004, 18:25
I would like to be a dog or a bird. You can't beat being a bird, when else would you have the opportunity to fly?
Spookistan and Jakalah
03-10-2004, 18:25
I'd be an ostrich.

Ostriches are HOT!
Ashmoria
03-10-2004, 18:27
a bald eagle
id get to fly
kill stuff
have sex in mid air
and be protected by the government
Kryozerkia
03-10-2004, 18:31
I'd also be a cat... I'd either be a Lynx or an Ocicat. Or, if I was a domestic house cat, I'd be a Sealpoint Siamese.
Letila
03-10-2004, 18:39
A giant squid, I could star in the first live action hentai. Actually, I'd be a butterfly or moth.
Clonetopia
03-10-2004, 18:42
An eagle.
Andreuvia
03-10-2004, 18:42
I'd be a tiger just like all the ladies say I am anyway;)

Either that or a dolphin... or an eagle... but I must say, that housecat role in life sounds pretty nice. So long as the humans didn't forget to feed me or leave me all alone all the time.
Sydenia
03-10-2004, 18:45
I never much liked heights, so flying would not be for me. o.o;; I can tolerate them, but flying above buildings with nothing below me but air would scare the blue hell out of me.
Cyber Duck
03-10-2004, 18:51
I would be an animal. it'd be interesting. maybe a hawk,or kangeroo
Hakartopia
03-10-2004, 18:58
A fox! A fox! My kingdom for a fox!
Draconian States
03-10-2004, 18:59
Yes another fox, they have kool ears and the tails kick ass
id totally be a fox, the wise asses of the animal kingdom