NationStates Jolt Archive

First off, let me say:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
^In blood red, dripping letters. Can we get that in a font, please mods?

Next:
Give me a number and I will magically predict the manner of your death! Sounds fun, eh?

69

48

This should be good for a laugh :D

42

1

VII

Pi

e

i

43

87

Nueva America:
Being smashed into a red, greasy stain by a very large falling rock.

Defaultia:
Suddenly having a 36 pound brain tumor sprout out of your cerebellum.

Mouldy Teacups:
Being slowly devoured by an anaconda.

Oxtailsoup:
Being shackled in chains and being tossed into a volcano.

Rouge Jiggady:
Having your sinuses cleared out by a shotgun blast up the nose.

Bodies Without Organs:
It involves bambo and a superheated copper wire.

FutureExistence:
Your mom.

Snowboarding Maniacs:
No.

Cyber Duck:
Undergoing the ancient Egyptian process of mummification... while alive...

LinkinParker:
ARGH! THE MONKEYS! THE MONKEYS ARE EATING MY FLESH!

Phi

My one is less than specific. Then again, I'm not sure I want you to be more specific.

damn...

A googol. (One, followed by one hundred zeroes)

Bodies Without Organs:
It involves bamboo and a superheated copper wire.

That sounds like it could be a pretty cool scenario, actually it's not a million miles away from the jury-rigged contraptions I use to try and fix broken equipment. Thanks for the heads up (even though it is now unavoidable). Should I worry about making a Will now or do I have time to spare?

666

Demented Hamsters: Same as BWO

Rehabilitation: You will be crushed under a million tons of algebra workbooks in a terrible auto accident.

Annoying Git: Satan will manifest himself in your head and force you to rape yourself to death.

Bodies Without Organs:
Well, its this thing the Chinese/Vietnamise would do with prisoners, they shove the bambo up your...fundament and then stick the wire through it, it punctures your stomach and kills you over a few hours :)

really scary :rolleyes:

0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001

Sin(e^pi)*Cos(90)

In radians plzkthx

Demented Hamsters: Same as BWO

I feel insulted! Why didn't I get a cool unique death like the others! :(

Maybe he mistook Phi for Pi, which, on the record, are two completely different numbers.

Surprised no one has used 1337 yet, so it's mine! Muahaha!

Avogadro's Number

18

Awsome thread, BTW

1049

Yammo:
A new and terrible STD will cause your genitals to strangle you to death.

Die Viecherhaus:
You will be put to sea in a fifty gallon drum full of maggots

Demented Hamsters:
Fine. As the first extrasolar explorer you will land on Kasshyk (Whatever the planets called) and be raped to death by wookies.

Bullets McDeath:
Food poisoning.

UltimateEnd:
Avogadro will eat your brains.

Japaica:
Thank you. You know those monkies from the first 'predictions'? They got into the viagra.

Milostein:

Bodies Without Organs:
Well, its this thing the Chinese/Vietnamise would do with prisoners, they shove the bambo up your...fundament and then stick the wire through it, it punctures your stomach and kills you over a few hours :)

Yeah, well, one of my grandfathers was actually a POW of the Japanese, and evidence indicates that this is not a genetically inherited condition, so we shall see whether that old saw "lightning never strikes twice" is true or not.

I pick, hmm... - tough decision. As to what manner of death would I bring upon myself, if I randomly sought a number(s)...*Thinks*

3!

That's right.

Three.

560,345,153.56785, my lucky number.

First off, let me say:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!^In blood red, dripping letters. Can we get that in a font, please mods?

Next:
Give me a number and I will magically predict the manner of your death! Sounds fun, eh?
There you go, .oh, 9.

ok... what number? perhaps...0?

Rouge Jiggady:
Having your sinuses cleared out by a shotgun blast up the nose.


We'll at least thats a solution to my stuffed up nose

BWO:
Yes, well they usualy used that method only when they wanted to kill them without leaving marks...

Asurnahb:
Teletubbies.

Akelistan:
You will be locked in a small room with a radio that only gets one station...Rush Limbaugh.

Erinin:
I was looking for more dripping, but thats good as well.
Your feet will be skinned, lined with raw corn, and then sewn up, rabid minks will then be set upon you.

Cyber Duck:
Again? Meh :P
You will be sewn up inside the body of a dead cow and left in the hot sun with only your head outside.

Rouge Jiggady:
Yes, cocaine does that as well.

7

84

1.0 * (10 ^ -5000000000)

(Is there a way to use superscript on these forums?)

Teletubbies?! My dog has been chewing on a Teletubby doll for months now. Might it become animated due to some profane majicks and seek to destroy me?!

I seek the truth! I seek the Oracle! Guide me now, my Precious!

3,017.

1488

e

1.0 * (10 ^ -5000000000)

(Is there a way to use superscript on these forums?)
i can on proboards

How about 1337?

Greenmanbry:
You will break both legs in the middle of a huge parking lot, eventually you will scrape yourself to death.

Sir Peter the sage:
Snakes.

King Binks:
You will be eaten by a rare species of Puma that lives in only two dimensions.

Monotonous:
You will be trapped in a room with a speaker repeating 'Hello' over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over etc.

United White Front:
Mauled by gypsies.

Commie-Pinko Scum:
Mauled by Wall Street investors

Superpower07:
Mauled by Anarchists.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Meh.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Meh.
Hello.

Hey what about 693345.2?
Also, Hello to King Binks! Hi! :D

Ummm, lets try for just one prediction per person per page :P

777

Damn this is a hard choice... how do I want to die? Chinese fortune cookies would indicate that my lucky number is 10 24 35 71, but I've never trusted those. I'm always liked the number 4, but it has failed me so often....

5....? No too angular.

6...??? (shuddders and has visions of being rained upon by millions of babies who never stop vomiting while having an epilectic fit)

Okay, how about 4,678,345,093,582,471,260,352,760,254,251,630,845,702,382,222,111,333,444,555,666,777,888,999,000?



Oh crap, now I've really done it, haven't I?

Superpower07:
Mauled by Anarchists.
ROFLMAO

Izistan:
You will be forced to move to Wyoming, there you will be struck a blow on the head by an armadillo. This will not kill you, what will kill you is the Armadillo clawing its way through your stomach and spine in its effort to get to ground.

Lenbonia:
Your death will be caused by:
Being rained upon by millions of angular babies who never stop vomiting while having an epilectic fit AND they are ALL screaming at the top of their little voices.

57

I just have to share this quote:

"The lottery is a tax on people who are not good at math."

Suicidal Librarians:
Mauled by State Park officials.

*Imagins having Satan inher head* But how would I rape myself?!
Wait...don't answer that.

66

6

-12

24354625727276267298484668486848626723672567289562387563278564327562879565782456423879568w3947568923 456824956!

7,331

Izistan:
You will be forced to move to Wyoming, there you will be struck a blow on the head by an armadillo. This will not kill you, what will kill you is the Armadillo clawing its way through your stomach and spine in its effort to get to ground.

Lenbonia:
Your death will be caused by:
Being rained upon by millions of angular babies who never stop vomiting while having an epilectic fit AND they are ALL screaming at the top of their little voices.

Fate is so cruel

2

-0.3315

69

Demented Hamsters:
Fine. As the first extrasolar explorer you will land on Kasshyk (Whatever the planets called) and be raped to death by wookies.

Wookies! I hate those little bastards!
Oh, wait. I was thinking about Ewoks.
Wookies ain't so bad. I can 'live' with that.

i

That's technically not a number, just a number classification.

13

7,734

Nueva America:
Being smashed into a red, greasy stain by a very large falling rock.

Defaultia:
Suddenly having a 36 pound brain tumor sprout out of your cerebellum.

Mouldy Teacups:
Being slowly devoured by an anaconda.

Oxtailsoup:
Being shackled in chains and being tossed into a volcano.

Rouge Jiggady:
Having your sinuses cleared out by a shotgun blast up the nose.

Bodies Without Organs:
It involves bambo and a superheated copper wire.

FutureExistence:
Your mom.

Snowboarding Maniacs:
No.

Cyber Duck:
Undergoing the ancient Egyptian process of mummification... while alive...

LinkinParker:
ARGH! THE MONKEYS! THE MONKEYS ARE EATING MY FLESH!

You seem to think that "e" and "i" are not numbers...

i = the square root of -1
e= 2.718281828459045235

5

I'm posting this for a friend : 8
Yay, doom! :D

20

667 the neighbour of the beast

i = the square root of -1

I'm not that well-versed in Math (my brother's a Math major, though), but to my understanding "i" just simply stands for "imaginary", used for when you take the square root of any negative number. I could be wrong, though.

I'm not that well-versed in Math (my brother's a Math major, though), but to my understanding "i" just simply stands for "imaginary", used for when you take the square root of any negative number. I could be wrong, though.
what's the difference?

what's the difference?

The difference is that if "i" simply stands for "imaginary" it does not define a specific number (it could mean, for example, "imaginary 5" or "imaginary 11") and thus cannot be included in this thread (as the thread owner asks for a number).

Demonic Furbies:
A freak solar eclipse will cause light to reflect off of a patch of quartz on the moon, this will be amplified by passing through a cloud of vaporized particles of some wierd chemical, it will then fry you.

Ravea:
Meth overdose

The Island of Rose :
Rabid gardeners

Kleptonis:
Wandering into a tribe of cannibals while wearing one of those humorous 'eat me' T-shirts...

Upanga:
Stomach virus caused by eating Kleptonis

Slovyania:
Choking to death while engaged in '69'

Hackland:
Death by stereo

Wolf America:
Furriers

Centrebania:
Cancer of the prostate, left testicle, brain, eyes, heart, lungs and toe, all of which will run their course in 6 seconds.

Monotonous:
Age 2,000 years in two seconds

The Sadistic Skinhead:
Mauled by ethnic minorities

Legless Pirates:
Parrots

hot damn. going out with a bang.

99,000...wait no...3133769 :)