NationStates Jolt Archive

--some of these may be repeats--

Alabama
Literacy Ain't Everything

Arkansas
At Least We're not Oklahoma

California
Se Habla Ingles

Connecticut
New York City's OTHER Suburb

Florida
The Gunshine State

Idaho
Famous for Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis

Illinois
Gateway to Iowa

Indiana
Home of Dan Quayle

Kansas
Don't Blame Us: We Voted For Dole

Kentucky
Tobacco is a Vegetable

Maine
For Sale

Maryland
We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!

Minnesota
Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds (MAF prefers: Land of 10,000 Petersens)

Missouri
Missouri loves company

Montana
Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else

New Jersey
The Garbage State

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Ohio
Don't Judge us by Cleveland

Oregon
Jerry Garcia was here!

Pennsylvania
Cook with Coal

South Dakota
Closer than North Dakota

Tennessee
The Educashun State

Texas
Don't Mess with Texas-We're Armed

Utah
Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus

Virginia
We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!

Washington
Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp

Wisconsin
Come Sniff our Dairy Air

Wyoming
Flat Is Where It's At

You left out...MASSACHUSETTS - where the voters are so stupid they elect a drunken murderer and a traitor to the US Senate.

You left out...MASSACHUSETTS - where the voters are so stupid they elect a drunken murderer and a traitor to the US Senate.

You sure are eager to make fun of Massachusetts. What's the matter? Realize that whatever place has the misfortune of containing you pales in comparrison to the greatness of Massachusetts?

wait, whyd you make a new topic?

Delaware
The Lamest State Ever

Florida
The Federal Disaster State

Maryland
Home of the Scary Mormons

The following are credited to Penny Arcade.

Alaska: The lucky ones die. (favorite!)

Alaska: Come for the scenery. Stay because you're fucking lost.

Alaska: We'll let you club a baby seal.

Alaska: There's just no god-damn reason to come here.

Alaska: No one you know lives here.

Alaska: You might get eaten by a bear.