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CONGRATULATIONS! WORLD WAR THREE IS COMING ONE DECADE EARLIER!

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Got yet attention, eh?

Following a stupid mistake of me for mistaking the minimum age a person can run for President as 45 instead of 35, I adjusted the year that I would run for President to 2030. By then, I'll be 40 rather than 50.

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"AHAHAHA! Colodia, that's hilarious! We love you!"

Allowing me to have a significant amount of time to become a Doctor, be Mayor of an attention-whoring Californian state (L.A., Sacramento, San Diego, or San Fransisco), become Governor of California, and then become President.

w00t for you, you get to experiance WW3 a decade earlier!

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Once again, this is a big day for everyone! Celebrate, rejoice, and make with the practicing as stated in my sig!

*Raises eyebrow then shrugs because this is, after all, Colodia*

Congratulations for correcting a constitutional error. What do I need to do to be VP? I already live in another state and am native born. I'll be 55 in 1930. Will you be running in '28 or '32? I'm asking because I don't want to be a snowflake in the nuclear winter you'll be causing...

*Salutes*

Well, you've got my vote!

Just make sure to throw in the fact that you're Colodia in your campaign so I don't end up voting for the wrong guy.

CONGRATULATIONS! WORLD WAR THREE IS COMING ONE DECADE EARLIER!

Following a stupid mistake of me for mistaking the minimum age a person can run for President as 45 instead of 35, I adjusted the year that I would run for President to 2030. By then, I'll be 40 rather than 50.

Allowing me to have a significant amount of time to become a Doctor, be Mayor of an attention-whoring Californian state (L.A., Sacramento, San Diego, or San Fransisco), become Governor of California, and then become President.

w00t for you, you get to experiance WW3 a decade earlier!

Once again, this is a big day for everyone! Celebrate, rejoice, and make with the practicing as stated in my sig!
It has taken you this long to figure that out?
Damn you, now I have to make a completely different set of bumper stickers and merchanidse. Next thing you know, you'll be claiming that Colodia isn't your legal name and then I'll have to start all over again for a THIRD TIME!!!
Just a question, though, after you become president, but before you start WW3, could you get me a sandwich? Not that Subway crap, but a really good one with bacon, chicken, steak, sausage, tomato, onions, 17 different sauces(all on the side), 23 different kinds of cheeses, and 49 different kinds of peppers. My plan is to die of the most spectacular example of combined heart burn/cardiac arrest/indegestion imaginable before I die of radiation.

It has taken you this long to figure that out?
Damn you, now I have to make a completely different set of bumper stickers and merchanidse. Next thing you know, you'll be claiming that Colodia isn't your legal name and then I'll have to start all over again for a THIRD TIME!!!
Just a question, though, after you become president, but before you start WW3, could you get me a sandwich? Not that Subway crap, but a really good one with bacon, chicken, steak, sausage, tomato, onions, 17 different sauces(all on the side), 23 different kinds of cheeses, and 49 different kinds of peppers. My plan is to die of the most spectacular example of combined heart burn/cardiac arrest/indegestion imaginable before I die of radiation.
What kinda moron names their kid, "Colodia"...?


And how can you die of a heartburn/cardiac arrest/ indegestion and THEN die of radiation?

there's a fine line between confidence and conceit

What kinda moron names their kid, "Colodia"...?


perhaps the hereditary kind of moron? (jk)

How can you die of a heartburn/cardiac arrest/ indegestion and THEN die of radiation?

I guess it's simultaneous.

* Reads thread,

...

* ( shrugs )

" Americans, :rolleyes: "

;)

I just had an image of that show Pinky and the Brain.

I just had an image of that show Pinky and the Brain.
You don't wanna know how many times I myself have gotten that image.

Colodia, jesus christ! Could you push it back to 2040? Ya see, I plan to have the world throughly taken by 2012, and by 2040, I think I'd be bored enough with abusing my nigh limitless power to let you have the world but in 2030... I would still have things to do, people to maim, lives to ruin, ect. ect. Ghads, I was going to allow elections again just for you in 2040.

You don't wanna know how many times I myself have gotten that image.

Heheh. Well, good luck to you. I'll be happy here in my underground fortress plotting your destruction.

*Dr. Evil laugh*

What You Say?

...you changed your sig. :(

frien of mine is starting his campainging within the end of the year for president in 2020, i forget what he said i could be when he was elected... but i think it involves me blowing stuff up

hey colodia, since we're both half-colombians-- can i be your secretary of state?

i mean, id be good- definately.

begins archiving all of colodia's posts for use against the political campaign when the time is right. never leave a paper trail this long kiddo, you're bound to say something that will come back to bite you in the butt.

colodia is going to tax us all in 2030 with a 46% flat tax and is taking bribes from the auto industry! i have proof! check his nation (which sadly the political freedom, civil rights, and economy are all good...)


Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

colodia is going to tax us all in 2030 with a 46% flat tax and is taking bribes from the auto industry! i have proof! check his nation (which sadly the political freedom, civil rights, and economy are all good...)
Sadly, it was a mere 30% a couple weeks ago. It was when I moved to more welfare polcies and took more money away from corporations did the GDP per capita dropped about $7,000 to about $27,000 and my economy weakened.

...you changed your sig. :(
say something flattering and offical-sounding and I'll change it again to something more appealing :)

hey colodia, since we're both half-colombians-- can i be your secretary of state?

i mean, id be good- definately.
Well you keep on changing your name (this is the first time I've seen your new name), I now cannot confirm your identity any longer.

begins archiving all of colodia's posts for use against the political campaign when the time is right. never leave a paper trail this long kiddo, you're bound to say something that will come back to bite you in the butt.
Good luck with digging through over 6,200 posts of sarcasm, pro-American statements, and jokes. :D

Well you keep on changing your name (this is the first time I've seen your new name), I now cannot confirm your identity any longer.
its always been kisarazu or kisarazu ______

its always been kisarazu or kisarazu ______
It's neither this time...

It's neither this time...
i meant kisarazu derivative.

and arnt you upset with how NS is going? i mean, all the stuff that is banned now - do you remember how much better it used to be before JOLT and Myrth?

I'll help you Colodia! :)

i meant kisarazu derivative.

and arnt you upset with how NS is going? i mean, all the stuff that is banned now - do you remember how much better it used to be before JOLT and Myrth?I actually find it a lot more lax...

Remember Ur6? He got DEATed for posting a mere spam flag! And Myrth was around a while before the move.

I'll help you Colodia! :)
You better, as a possible Vice-Prez contendor, you may be eligable for a million dollars a year!

I actually find it a lot more lax...

Remember Ur6? He got DEATed for posting a mere spam flag! And Myrth was around a while before the move.
i know! yes, it might be more lax- but thats because all the fun ppl are gone. i mean, how long do you think the noose will tighten until even your threads (political, but often spamish and funny) will be killed.

i dunno. even having forum 7 was better then this, although i enjoyed NS before all that much better.

i know! yes, it might be more lax- but thats because all the fun ppl are gone. i mean, how long do you think the noose will tighten until even your threads (political, but often spamish and funny) will be killed.

i dunno. even having forum 7 was better then this, although i enjoyed NS before all that much better.
I dunno...I find it kinda the same. Although I might;ve simply adjusted myself to the new flow of NS topics that came up on the first days of Jolt. All the religon and the arugments...ugh.

*licks Colodia* MINE! Therefore, America will be MINE! :D

I dunno...I find it kinda the same. Although I might;ve simply adjusted myself to the new flow of NS topics that came up on the first days of Jolt. All the religon and the arugments...ugh.
you dont think that it was any better without having myrth breathing down your neck every post?

i mean, u see how bad its gotten... you think it feels super-lax because the mods have suffocated all the life out of NS and all it is is boredom. this site is friggin axphixsiating and all thats left of pure sanity are TRA's craziness, paradise club, and some random stuff (like yours and lunatic goofball's stuff), theres really nothing left.

i mean, look now- all i see is- whats a morman? I hate gays! Bush v. Kerry! ahhh, i hate repubs! Friggin dems are ruining our society! blablabla... its like we've turned from the coolest friggin forum out there, to a strict, bland political 'debate'. its sad, considering what it used to be.

you dont think that it was any better without having myrth breathing down your neck every post?

i mean, u see how bad its gotten... you think it feels super-lax because the mods have suffocated all the life out of NS and all it is is boredom. this site is friggin axphixsiating and all thats left of pure sanity are TRA's craziness, paradise club, and some random stuff (like yours and lunatic goofball's stuff), theres really nothing left.

i mean, look now- all i see is- whats a morman? I hate gays! Bush v. Kerry! ahhh, i hate repubs! Friggin dems are ruining our society! blablabla... its like we've turned from the coolest friggin forum out there, to a strict, bland political 'debate'. its sad, considering what it used to be.
Then perhaps a reform is in order? You can't get what you want back if you don't reform.

Then perhaps a reform is in order? You can't get what you want back if you don't reform.
look in moderation, im ahead of ya bro. lol

Colodia my friend, you have much to learn in the ways of Global Domination.
You see, you dont ever want to actually run for political office.
Govenor is useless, and President, is too high profile.

What you need to do, is become the "power behind the throne".
Place your carefully hand-picked puppet in the Oval office, and make sure he is a handsome, lovable, perfectly willing to bow down and kiss your feet.

Hypnosis, and mind control drugs will help.

Next, your going to need minions.
Near mindless automatons are a valuable tool...Im working on making "Garthim" from the movie "The Dark Crystal".

Finally, your going to need a DoomsDay Device.
Something like a "weather dominator" or a giant "Laser".

Most importantly, your going to want someone loyal, and older, who is wise, and yet bitter towards the world, and willing to play very dirty.

Like me.

Colodia my friend, you have much to learn in the ways of Global Domination.
You see, you dont ever want to actually run for political office.
Govenor is useless, and President, is too high profile.

What you need to do, is become the "power behind the throne".
Place your carefully hand-picked puppet in the Oval office, and make sure he is a handsome, lovable, perfectly willing to bow down and kiss your feet.

Hypnosis, and mind control drugs will help.

Next, your going to need minions.
Near mindless automatons are a valuable tool...Im working on making "Garthim" from the movie "The Dark Crystal".

Finally, your going to need a DoomsDay Device.
Something like a "weather dominator" or a giant "Laser".

Most importantly, your going to want someone loyal, and older, who is wise, and yet bitter towards the world, and willing to play very dirty.

Like me.
Yeah but obviously not even George Dubya Bush could resist the swift ability to rise to power.

Or perhaps are you saying that I should do what Hitler did...only more refined such as you said? Start my own political party...raise it's power...have a puppet in the Oval Office...get myself significant power and become the pride of America, and establish myself in the Oval Office whilst kicking the Federal government out?

Sorry Colodia, but you'll have to go through ME first!
At age 35, I'll run in the 2024 elections!

Of course lets not forget that there will actually be an election in 2040, but none in 2030.

Sorry Colodia, but you'll have to go through ME first!
At age 35, I'll run in the 2024 elections!

Unfortunately for you, you'll be up against me in that election and you won't stand a chance.

Unfortunately for you, you'll be up against me in that election and you won't stand a chance.
Oh yeah?! Bring it on

hey i just realized, i could have run for president this time, damn. oh well there's always 2008

What kinda moron names their kid, "Colodia"...?
I would say the same thing, but then I met a woman called "Shi'tole" (If the name doesn't make you smirk, then try pronouncing it aloud; if you still don't smirk, you aren't pronouncing it right). Since then I've never been fully sure of what people won't name your kids.

And how can you die of a heartburn/cardiac arrest/ indegestion and THEN die of radiation?
I don't want to die of radiation, and I won't have to. You just get me that sandwich and I'll alread be gone by the time the nukes start flying.
Or maybe the blasphemous melding of of the sandwich will cause my soul to be forever imprisoned in this world as a zombie.
Of course then the only way to kill me would be to hit me in the head with one of the nukes, so no radiation again.
Whatever, :rolleyes:

The Gentleman’s club of world dominators isn’t going to like your sudden change in plans.
*Makes phone call*

You guys make a frightenly good point. 30 isn't divisible by 4, and therefore isn't an election year. Or a leap year for that matter.

2032 it is then. Allowing me an extra two years.

As long as nothing stops my 2020 candidacy.

Hey Colodia, can I get some sort of position in your cabinet of doom?

I'd rather watch the violence from a distance, not firsthand.

Hey Colodia, can I get some sort of position in your cabinet of doom?

I'd rather watch the violence from a distance, not firsthand.
If you'd rather watch the violence from a distance, then the moon is the best place for that.

If you'd rather watch the violence from a distance, then the moon is the best place for that.
Not even your cabinet members are safe? Don't you have underground bunkers for that?

Not even your cabinet members are safe? Don't you have underground bunkers for that?
No one's safe from Colodia. Not even himself.