Some Pointless Conundrums
Elite Donkeys
02-10-2004, 21:48
Answers will be given on Monday:
1. A man walks into a bar & asks for a glass water. The bartender grabs a gun from under the counter and points at his face. The man says thanks & walks off. Why?
2. There are only two barbers in a small village, one has terrible mess for a haircut & the other barbers haircut is neatly trimmed. Which one should you go to?
3. What has four legs but only one foot?
4. Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
5. A cowboy rode into town on Monday, stayed 3 days and nights and rode out on a Monday. How can this be?
Superpower07
02-10-2004, 21:50
2. There are only two barbers in a small village, one has terrible mess for a haircut & the other barbers haircut is neatly trimmed. Which one should you go to?
Since you can't cut your own hair, the one with the neat trim must have gone to the guy w/messy hair for a haircut. Go to the messy hair guy!
5. A cowboy rode into town on Monday, stayed 3 days and nights and rode out on a Monday. How can this be?
His horse was named Monday - and he came into town on Friday
The fairy tinkerbelly
02-10-2004, 21:51
2 and 5 are easy but i can't get the others
TheOneRule
02-10-2004, 21:54
The easy ones for now...
Answers will be given on Monday:
1. A man walks into a bar & asks for a glass water. The bartender grabs a gun from under the counter and points at his face. The man says thanks & walks off. Why?
The man had the hiccups and wanted the water to "cure" them... a scare often does the trick too.
2. There are only two barbers in a small village, one has terrible mess for a haircut & the other barbers haircut is neatly trimmed. Which one should you go to?
The one with the mess of a haircut.. because he gave the other one a good haircut.
3. What has four legs but only one foot?
Dunno
4. Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Dunno
5. A cowboy rode into town on Monday, stayed 3 days and nights and rode out on a Monday. How can this be?
His horse was named Monday
Sdaeriji
02-10-2004, 21:54
1. He had the hiccups.
3. A bed.
4. Stop imagining!
Alias City
02-10-2004, 21:56
Answers will be given on Monday:
1. A man walks into a bar & asks for a glass water. The bartender grabs a gun from under the counter and points at his face. The man says thanks & walks off. Why?
it was a water pistol :D