NationStates Jolt Archive

Q: How many "anarcho"-capitalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, if it needed to be screwed in, the market would do it.

Q: Why do anarchists drink powdered tea?

A: Because proper tea is theft.

Yesterday, Bush's personal library burned down, destroying both his books.
His spokesperson reports he was devastated, saying he hadn't finished coloring the second one.

Top 10 reasons Trigun would be different if it was made by the South:
10. Vash the Stampede would be wanted for praying in school rather than destroying July.
9. Wolfwood would be Southern Babtist.
8. Rem Saverem would be replaced by Jesus.
7. Zazi the Beast would wreak havoc by watching porno and drinking underage.
6. Rai Dei the Blade would be Muslim.
5. Dominique the Cyclops would spend the entire "Demon's Eye" episode exaulting abortion.
4. Legato would be Marxist rather than nihilist.
3. The Gungho Guns would be called the Gungho Anti-Guns.
2. They would use Communist Manifestos as weapons.
1. Knives's devil arm would render entire cities homosexual.

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Not strictly anarchist, but I tell this authentic USSR joke every time I can.

Stalin's office is full of mice, they're everywhere, so he goes to his chief advisor "How shall we get rid of them?"
This advisor fellow says "Simple, declare your office a collective farm. Half the mice will leave, the rest will starve."

Not strictly anarchist, but I tell this authentic USSR joke every time I can.

Stalin's office is full of mice, they're everywhere, so he goes to his chief advisor "How shall we get rid of them?"
This advisor fellow says "Simple, declare your office a collective farm. Half the mice will leave, the rest will starve."

Not bad.

ROFL

Lemme make up a 'Top 10 Different' things for if Gundam was made in America

10) Kira (Gundam SEED) would have been brainwashed by the neo-cons in the Earth Alliance into self-loathing his being a Coordinator.
9) The Zaku would be called the ZOG II
8) Instead of Gundams being piloted by 'the chosen one'-type pilots, it would be upper-crust elitists
7) Instead of the world being united under the Earth Federation/Alliance, it would the be imperialistic USA conquering the world, then going after the colonies.
6) Gundam 0083 would be the 9/11 equivalent of Gundam, in which the Bush-equivalent is always like 'NEVER FORGET 0083!' and be used as an excuse to create the PATRIOT Act-esque Titans
5) Char Anzable would be renamed John Kerry
4) They wouldn't have edited God Gundam's name to Burning Gundam (after all, God is on their side!).
3) Gundams wouldn't be named such 'cause it sounds too much like condom
2) All the yaoi fanart associated with Wing would be pounced upon - *SARCASM* after all, homosexuality is bad! *END SARCASM*
1) Gundam X would still be set after an apocolyptic war, but it wouldn't be apocolyptic b/c of kamikazeeing the colonies - it would be after the 2nd coming of Christ!

Q: Why do anarchists drink powdered tea?

A: Because proper tea is theft.

LMAO *Yikes! Bad Influence: I actually got this one right off* :eek:


Yesterday, Bush's personal library burned down, destroying both his books.
His spokesperson reports he was devastated, saying he hadn't finished coloring the second one.

Now when did they start allowing him to use crayons?
:D