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I work in a bar and a month ago I mooned three of my friends while working. They just kept laughing the entire evening. At least everytime they saw me.

My point:
Mooning rules so hard.

So who have you mooned? And who would you REALLY like to moon?
(Bush=cliché)

I mooned a friend of mine on the way out of the room once...

I have never mooned anyone, and I don't plan to.

Id like to moon a seven foot tall slash look alike. A specific one actually. He deserves the horrors of my backside; its not pleasant....

Never had never plan to....

An El train full of people, at Howard Station in northern Chicago.

all of a-div on one of the boats i was on

Never mooned? :eek: Do not inted too? :eek: :confused: :eek:

Never mooned? :eek: Do not inted too? :eek: :confused: :eek:

What's the point?

It's funny

It never occoured to me until you asked, but I have never been mooned. Huh.

I feel about mooners the way I feel about teabaggers, sure the person had your 'teabags' or moon in their face, but you had your shit out. At best it's a push...

EDIT: Oh yeah, I read the question wrong.....

It's funny

Right...maybe it requires a certain type of humor.

This is just one of those things I don't get at all... I've never mooned anyone and I have no desire to do so at any point in my life.

It'll put a smile on anyones face!

What's the point?

I'm agreeing with you on that one

there need to be a point?

Hmm.

Friend mooned a teacher while walking out of the classroom.
Was caught and isolated for a week.

Jovial

Oh Simon Cowell.


Then shoot the bugger

Everyone attending my Ex-wifes wedding reception in the park. I was kind of drunk at the time

It's funnier if you wink at mooners because they expect it even less.

lol

Hell, who havent I mooned?

My rosy red ass has been seen by many an evildoer.
Or at least I felt they needed it.

I have a pretty hairy and fat arse. At camp one fine day I got an hardcore Catholic guy who believes homosexuality is wrong. He still whimpers when he remembers seeing my ass :D.

mooning? :eek:

Before I read the thread through I though mooning meant anal sex. :eek:

Now I know better. :(

Everyone attending my Ex-wifes wedding reception in the park. I was kind of drunk at the time

Way to have no dignity or self respect whatsoever.

mooning? :eek:

Before I read the thread through I though mooning meant anal sex. :eek:

Now I know better. :(
You think a thread about anal sex would survive even 1 hour?

ROFL

You think a thread about anal sex would survive even 1 hour?

ROFL

I say it's time you tested that theory... make a thread EXACTLY like this, but have the theme as anal sex.

naah

I mooned my cousin. She was probably like 7 at the time.

I just got mooned today by the hottest asian. I'm happy.

I say it's time you tested that theory... make a thread EXACTLY like this, but have the theme as anal sex.

I will.

Mooning people brightens everyone's day.

Only if the person has a really really white ass

I mooned a passanger train once..... Oh, and another time I mooned my Grandfather. I didn't know it was him at first. I was just a little kid, he rushed over and gave me shit and told on me.

I mooned a priest once, during mass. Needless to say, I haven't been back to that church ever since. (Partly because it was in a different city)

Right...maybe it requires a certain type of humor.
Probably, just like it takes a really stupid person to vote for some of these democrats (not a reference to Kerry)

me and a bunch of mates mooned at a video camera at a friends 18th there were 12 of us and my arse stood out the most on film.

Many times. Mostly at the stuck-up art students a the local college :D

Me and my mates all mooned a EyeToy Playstation thing, and for whatever reason it recorded it and played it back continously. We left it for an entire girls Waterpolo team to discover.

A week ago I told a five year old to moon her mom. "I will do it, if you do it first": Yeah right! "You do it first": ROFL

I've mooned countless people, but some were greater moons.
I once particitated in mass-mooning one of my friends from Thailand, think we were like 7 people at it.

Once I mooned some military boat while I was on a school trip to a small island, the boat was driving back and forth,and I was curious if they wouldnt stop by. :p

I was a member of the legendary 50-man moon at college. That's when 50 of us got all lined up in a row on the main road onto campus on Orientation Day, and dropped our pants. We mooned every kid and their parents coming onto campus for twenty-five minutes until campus police showed up. :D

I feel it help parents with the 'cutting the umbilical cord' process.

I was a member of the legendary 50-man moon at college. That's when 50 of us got all lined up in a row on the main road onto campus on Orientation Day, and dropped our pants. We mooned every kid and their parents coming onto campus for twenty-five minutes until campus police showed up. :D

I feel it help parents with the 'cutting the umbilical cord' process.
what did the campus cops do?

what did the campus cops do?

WHat campus cops usually did back before the whole world went insane. They wrote down all our names and said that if we ever caused any kind of trouble on campus again, we'd be up for disciplinary action that could even lead to expulsion. Do you know how many times my name was taken down? Hehehe.

WHat campus cops usually did back before the whole world went insane. They wrote down all our names and said that if we ever caused any kind of trouble on campus again, we'd be up for disciplinary action that could even lead to expulsion. Do you know how many times my name was taken down? Hehehe.
Rethoric question: You mooned the campus cops too right?

Rethoric question: You mooned the campus cops too right?

Well, they did get a good look at 50 asses as they drove up. Hehehe. But over the course of 4 years of college, there have been very few who have not been exposed to my butt in one way shape or form.

Well, they did get a good look at 50 asses as they drove up. Hehehe. But over the course of 4 years of college, there have been very few who have not been exposed to my butt in one way shape or form.
LOL... did you check out what you look like?

My then-roommate.

The irony is that I'm normally very self conscious about being semi- or fully-nekkid aound anyone.

Remember: "Naked" means you've got no clothes on. "Nekkid" means you've got no clothes on and you're up to something. ;)

LOL... did you check out what you look like?

LOL. So that's it? I'm a set of testicles?

*pauses*

I can live with that. :)