NationStates Jolt Archive


First male to get pregneant...

Colodia
02-10-2004, 06:00
http://www.malepregnancy.com/

Is this seriously for REAL? I didn't look to far into this site.
Klonor
02-10-2004, 06:01
Didn't Governor Ah-nuld already make a movie about that?
Opal Isle
02-10-2004, 06:01
Can't be the first.

Schwarzenegger starred in Junior a long time ago.
Bottle
02-10-2004, 06:02
hoax, unfortunately. the male immune system cannot currently be altered to accomodate pregnancy, no matter what female hormones are introduced artificially. but isn't it a cool thought?
Daajenai
02-10-2004, 06:09
Definite hoax. The issue of Time Magazine they show on their page doesn't exist.
Dakini
02-10-2004, 06:15
Definite hoax. The issue of Time Magazine they show on their page doesn't exist.

haha. you'd think they'd pick a less known magazine if they're going to do that.

you've also got to wonder why it is that if they're talking as though delivery is a ways away in the science part, the fetus' head is pointed downwards. that doesn't happen until shortly before delivery... but then that could be off with the whole male-ness..

and this guy isn't very well endowed. unless it was just cold in the room when that was taken.
Kryozerkia
02-10-2004, 06:59
o_O screwed up... sick sick people.... Oh well. What do you expect; it's a hoax.
Agrontopi
02-10-2004, 23:07
By the Gods, they had me going for some time on that.. until I read everything else on the site that conflicted with everything I knew... I feel some dirty now.
Shiaze
02-10-2004, 23:19
hoax, unfortunately. the male immune system cannot currently be altered to accomodate pregnancy, no matter what female hormones are introduced artificially. but isn't it a cool thought?

well except for the last 6 words bottles right. I think the website's about males going through the pain of pregnancy for their wives.
Matoya
02-10-2004, 23:36
hoax. it's impossible.... a male's body isn't designed to accomodate a baby...
Chess Squares
02-10-2004, 23:40
some one has been watching 1 too many episodes of sliders
Tappee
02-10-2004, 23:41
i would have to say that is a hoax
Neo Portugal
02-10-2004, 23:43
Reminds me of Monty Python - The Life of Brian

ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen. The next contest is between... Frank Goliath, the Macedonian baby-crusher, and Boris Mineburg.
BRIAN:
Want some...
VOICE:
Thank you, fellows.
BRIAN:
Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats.
JUDITH:
I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.
REG:
Agreed. Francis?
FRANCIS:
Yeah. I think Judith's point of view is very valid, Reg, provided the Movement never forgets that it is the inalienable right of every man--
STAN:
Or woman.
FRANCIS:
Or woman... to rid himself--
STAN:
Or herself.
FRANCIS:
Or herself.
REG:
Agreed.
FRANCIS:
Thank you, brother.
STAN:
Or sister.
FRANCIS:
Or sister. Where was I?
REG:
I think you'd finished.
FRANCIS:
Oh. Right.
REG:
Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man--
STAN:
Or woman.
REG:
Why don't you shut up about women, Stan. You're putting us off.
STAN:
Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
FRANCIS:
Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN:
I want to be one.

REG:
What?
STAN:
I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG:
What?!
LORETTA:
It's my right as a man.

JUDITH:
Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA:
I want to have babies.
REG:
You want to have babies?!
LORETTA:
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG:
But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA:
Don't you oppress me.
REG:
I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA:
[crying]
JUDITH:
Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.
FRANCIS:
Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.
REG:
What's the point?
FRANCIS:
What?
REG:
What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can't have babies?!
FRANCIS:
It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
REG:
Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
[trumpets]
[clap clap clap]
Chess Squares
02-10-2004, 23:45
the picture of the guy pregnant is obviously doctored
the pictures of the "interviewed people" were ripped from dating websites and other stuff, i know hte black guy was

the rest is just lame
The Irken Peoples
03-10-2004, 05:08
This is probably some lame "guerilla marketing" gag. For example, before the movie Godsend came out, this link started popping up in forums all over the 'net:

http://www.godsendinstitute.org/

Same exact MO.
Demonic Furbies
03-10-2004, 05:10
*insert super shutter*
#1, no friggan way.
#2 WTF!!!!
Lacadaemon
03-10-2004, 11:01
except the picture of Deniro on the homepage of the godsend institute somewhat tips their hand.

any yes, this is definitely a hoax, they don't even know what an ectopic pregnancy is.
Notquiteaplace
03-10-2004, 11:30
heres a thought, in a man, the during pregnancy, the unterus moves out and become the inside of the penis. So, um thats probably where it would happen surely? Which makes it impossible for so many reasons....
Fabarce
03-10-2004, 12:16
Why do guys want to be pregnant? It cant exactly be comfortable.
United White Front
03-10-2004, 12:19
http://www.rythospital.com/about/disclaimer.shtml
Gothicville
03-10-2004, 12:22
That, seriously man, is too gross!

http://www.malepregnancy.com/

Is this seriously for REAL? I didn't look to far into this site.
Shiff
03-10-2004, 12:31
Where dose it come out exactly...ouch o_0
United White Front
03-10-2004, 12:34
watch the ar-nuld movie
Mistia
03-10-2004, 12:39
Wow, my high school theatre productions did better at making people look pregnant than this site. You can see the outline of his belly on the cover image. And if you look at most pregnant women, their bellies are so tight they don't have rolls of fat under the belly. Funny none the less.
Notquiteaplace
03-10-2004, 12:53
Why do guys want to be pregnant? It cant exactly be comfortable.

maybe the joy of brining life to this earth... I wonder if there is a maternal instinct in men. That would shut women up. "women killing children, that goes against evry instinct" fine, but i find I dont want to kill people either. And not just children. Bloody women.

Meh, im not sure I want children either way...
Tamarket
03-10-2004, 14:06
Yeah, I think it's pretty much impossible. Interesting, though. There was also a gross Flash cartoon made about Ricky Martin getting pregnant. XD