Republican Neighbors
My dad and stepmom just moved into a republican neighborhood. Their house is by a little the largest, at 3,500 square feet. Thats not the point though. Tommorow there is a neighborhood block party and several houses have Bush Cheney signs in their front lawn. I need some anti-right wing jokes to say to them about republicans, that way, my dad will ask me to go back to the house and I can play NS on my laptop.
Roachsylvania
01-10-2004, 22:07
George Bush is a good president.
Unfree People
01-10-2004, 22:27
Haha, brilliant reasoning there. I like it.
http://www.bushjokes.com/
what was taped to Bush's drinking glass during the debate? A note that said, "you can lead a President to water, but you can't make him think."
What's the difference between Bush and a turnip? About 3 IQ points.
Why did Bush pause so long in answering questions last night? God was too busy with hurricanes earthquakes and volcanoes to talk to him.
Bush is so dumb, he can't tell the difference between Iraqis throwing flowers and Iraqis throwing grenades.
Why does Bush look annoyed so often? You'd look annoyed too if Rove's hand was up your ass, making you talk.
One request Bush made for the debates that was denied was that he wanted to be able to sit on Cheney's lap so that he could look taller.
What's the difference between George Bush and Curious George? Cheney doesn't wear a yellow hat.
hope those help!
There are 2 democrats in the neighborhood...
The block party was pretty cool. Basicly everyone in the neighborhood has a wireless network, so I can go wherever I want with my laptop. Also, almost everyone works in the high tech sector, so they all have ubercomputer skills.
Kleptonis
03-10-2004, 01:45
Did you get to leave the party?
No, it was actually interesting. Basically all my neighbors are nerds like I am.
Asssassins
03-10-2004, 04:19
So, whats your feelings about conservatives now?
Normal people. They are republicans for economic reasons though.
Harmonia Mortus
03-10-2004, 16:02
My God, has somebody here finnaly realized that not all Republicans are inverted Anarchists?
Oxtailsoup
03-10-2004, 16:08
Normal people. They are republicans for economic reasons though.
So, they like having a bigger national debt :confused:
So, they like having a bigger national debt :confused:
No, the fact that their total housefold income is over $200,000 comes to mind.
My God, has somebody here finnaly realized that not all Republicans are inverted Anarchists?
Yes, correct.
Harmonia Mortus
03-10-2004, 21:08
Good job, but remember...were watching you O_O
*spy satilite, spy satilite*