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I'm an 18 Year old Sophomore at U.Pitt. At the beginning of the night, there was 8 pints of Busch's in my room, now there's one left.* I have an empty bottle of apple juicelying on my desk, and Busch is lighter than my usual fare, so it looks passably like it. I'll be running down towards CMU to get some scotch tomorrow afternoon and can refresh the supply easily any time I like, especially because I have an ex who's 21 & a few cousins with IDs here.

I have one class with enough students that the teacher doesn't know all of us. I sit in the second row. Should I polish off the 12-pack now just because I can't taste too much anymore, or bring it to class in the apple juice bottle just to see if I can?
For reference, I've tested & you can smell with the cap off at about one third the distance to the professor from my seat. The guys who usually sit next to me have come in stoned & hungover, but have never brought stuff in.

*I can still recite the alphabet forwards & backwards, skipping every few letters while standing on one leg, with eyes closed & jumping in a circle. However, the roommate has gone from a 7 to a 9, the RA has gone from a 9 to a 10, & it now takes two full circles instead of just one. So, 7 pints (approx 1 gallon) means I still function at near-genius level, but the above mentioned ex and my middle sister know me well enough to notice the difference.

Uh, just skip class. Why bother trying to get an education when you're busy making sure your body won't last to benefit from the results of that education?

In class, definitely. Do you even need to ask?

Uh, just skip class. Why bother trying to get an education when you're busy making sure your body won't last to benefit from the results of that education?
Meh, the liver is just a myth anyway.

How many people in your class?

If it's more than 40 the professor will probably not notice you sleeping. Therefore, you should drink the beer now and sleep in class. Otherwise drink tomorrow.

The real question is why are you drinking Busch?

The real question is why are you drinking Busch?
Do you remeber college? That's "high class" beer here.
Even at CMU, I've gotten used to Keystone Light, Milwaukee's Best, & Natty.

Other questions answered- Note the asteriked comment. I don't get hangovers unless I drink about 3x this much, and I still function in the top 10% of the class even if I haven't slept. There's about 80 kids there, it's at 10 AM, and the only person I've hit on tonight is the RA, who starting to look really F-in cute.

Do you remeber college? That's "high class" beer here.
Even at CMU, I've gotten used to Keystone Light, Milwaukee's Best, & Natty.

Other questions answered- Note the asteriked comment. I don't get hangovers unless I drink about 3x this much, and I still function in the top 10% of the class even if I haven't slept. There's about 80 kids there, it's at 10 AM, and the only person I've hit on tonight is the RA, who starting to look really F-in cute.

What college did you go to? All we drank was Corona, Presidente, Guinness, and Sam Adam's.

God bless decent beer.

Behold:
I'm an 18 Year old Sophomore at U.Pitt.

We generally have Keystone Light at my college, OU.

Have some balls--bring the beer to class in the can and pop it open there. :D

Do you remeber college? That's "high class" beer here.
Even at CMU, I've gotten used to Keystone Light, Milwaukee's Best, & Natty.

Other questions answered- Note the asteriked comment. I don't get hangovers unless I drink about 3x this much, and I still function in the top 10% of the class even if I haven't slept. There's about 80 kids there, it's at 10 AM, and the only person I've hit on tonight is the RA, who starting to look really F-in cute.

I am in college.

I drink Sam Adams, Corona, Heineken, Guinness, etc.

NEVER go to class drunk. Its a darned bad idea. I remember in German class we were in the language lab and I had my bicycle bottle full of rum and coke. I had been drinking that entire day and was bombed. Well, the tape I was listening to always had the copyright disclaimer. And it came on that day: "Copyright C in a circle and P in a circle." Well, when it said P in a circle, I totally lost it and couldn't stop laughing. The teacher never did figure it out but I know for sure he suspected.

NEVER go to class drunk. Its a darned bad idea. I remember in German class we were in the language lab and I had my bicycle bottle full of rum and coke. I had been drinking that entire day and was bombed. Well, the tape I was listening to always had the copyright disclaimer. And it came on that day: "Copyright C in a circle and P in a circle." Well, when it said P in a circle, I totally lost it and couldn't stop laughing. The teacher never did figure it out but I know for sure he suspected.See now, when I went to class drunk, it always made the discussions more interesting, especially when you're talking about sexual imagery in The Odyssey.

I think Bud Light and Miller Light are the most popular beers around here, though we drink pretty much anything (especially my roommates). In high school it was ice beers...ugh.

What's the policy at your school for getting caught with alcohol in class? This happened to a friend of mine on (of course) St. Patrick's day, and he got in a lot of trouble.

Is Pitt going to get stomped by WVU this year?

Pitt is probably the only team in America that I would root against when they play WVU....and I HATE WVU. But we've had a chant ever since Pitt backed out of our deal for games. "EAT SHIT PITT"

In class. While having sex. Twice.

if your prof says a certain word a lot, take a swig each time. make a game out of it.

I second that.

whats one beer gonna do? if you want some advice, put some vodka in a water bottle. that should make for a pretty interesting class if you can badass it without a chaser. gum sounds like a pretty good idea too.

I was so wasted in my freshman year(back in college) one day that I asked the girl sitting next to me(whom I knew for like the entire year, at least, im pretty sure I knew her outside of class) whether she had just dyed her hair red. She said yes, before she got to college. Needless to say, the college pulled my scholorship at the end of the year.

Is Pitt going to get stomped by WVU this year?

Pitt is probably the only team in America that I would root against when they play WVU....and I HATE WVU. But we've had a chant ever since Pitt backed out of our deal for games. "EAT SHIT PITT"
We'll win, but we'll look shitty doing it. If you pop in at any point except watching our field-goal kicker, you'd think they're routing us if you don't look at the scoreboard.

As for the Vodka suggestion, I'm allergic- one shot, and in half an hour I'm face down in the toilet vomitting, and I'll probably black out soon after. It happens to about 1 person in 100 million, meaning in America: essentially my sister, kitty, myself, and a second cousin whose name I think is "Marsha."

Class starts in ten minutes. I poured in some Scotch on top to make it smell less bitter, so I'm technically wimping out, but bringing more total Ethanol with me. Which won't matter, because you can barely call this two drinks anyway. I used to have four or five shots (aftershock & yeager, mostly) mixed in with my milk as my breakfast back in highschool.

What college did you go to? All we drank was Corona, Presidente, Guinness, and Sam Adam's.

God bless decent beer.

Corona is not decent beer. It's what Mexican urine tastes like.

Ahhh. Drinking in class. I remember it well. Actually, it's kind of a fuzzy memory. My poison was Snapple lemon iced tea and Absolut.

Chasers are for wimps anyway.

And, I don't recommend drinking in class. Waste of both education and booze. If you're gonna do something, do it at the right time and place and do it right, not this half ass crap.

For what it's worth, the only noticable difference was that the teacher's jokes didn't make me want to hurt someone. The guys next to me were both too hungover to notice. I wasn't disturbed by paranoia, because I am the most mellow, laid-back human being possible, since no consequences ever occur against me.

And I managed to mentally justify cheap beer- if you're going to spend cash on something, make it good anyway. Beer is designed to taste like piss, but make you not care after three or four because your tongue is numb anyway.