Why did the Chicken cross the road
A little late night fun.
The chicken was doing research in economics, finding the opportunity cost of
crossing the road versus not crossing. Needless to say, this chicken
found took a fowl view of the transporation system that day, and while it did
not win the Nobel Prize in Economics, it did make a great impact on some.
I thought it was sorta funny.
The chicken was obviously a pawn of the Jews and Negroes. He was forced to cross so that he would be censored and the Jews would keep their reign of power.
Hee Hee Hee
Ellbownia
01-10-2004, 04:39
I don't know anything about chickens and roads, but I do know why the duck crossed the basketball court.
Edit: He heard the referee was blowing fouls.
Panhandlia
01-10-2004, 04:43
Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?
Kryozerkia
01-10-2004, 05:32
To get to the other side... DUH!
Black Anger
01-10-2004, 09:39
i don't f**kin know now stop asking me
Lunatic Goofballs
01-10-2004, 09:44
Why did the bagel cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken! :D
Glinde Nessroe
01-10-2004, 10:04
I dunno, but it's tasting damn good crossing my lips....yes thats right people, I am lamn enough to eat my dinner in front of the computer
Norticlass
01-10-2004, 11:22
i know i know to start another thread??? im sorry im joking this 1's cool!!
Georgeton
01-10-2004, 11:36
I have never seen a chicken dross a road, and i doubt they actually make it to the other side,
Harlesburg
01-10-2004, 11:59
why did the chewing gum croos the road?
it was stuck to the chickens foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It heard women could do anything and that one was peeing standing up!?
Hah its not possible
Texan Hotrodders
01-10-2004, 12:04
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't. It crossed my plate , though.
Destroyer Command
01-10-2004, 12:04
Why did the chicken cross the road?
--With that question you renounce your own chicken nature.--
--Buddha
--To explore new frontiers and see places where no chicken has ever been before.--
--Cpt. James T. Kirk
Tactical Grace
01-10-2004, 12:41
Q: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
A: There was no chicken. F--- liberal commie.
"Because it could not resist the dark side of the Force" -- Darth Vader
The Imperial Navy
01-10-2004, 13:06
why did the chicken cross the road?
it couldn't. it was dead, rosted and stuck on my plate. it did eventually cross the road-when i did to get to the toilets on the other side.
The chicken was only the advanced party of a larger chicken force who wish to invade the other side of the road.
Georgeton
01-10-2004, 14:40
Q:Why did the pervert cross the road?
A:Because his dick was stuck up the chicken
Daistallia 2104
01-10-2004, 17:55
To get from the left to the right, SIR!
(wonders if most of the posters here are old enough to remember that movie...)
PapasPaintball
01-10-2004, 17:57
His mistarase was on the ether side playing paintball. lol :gundge: :sniper:
Jugulumian
01-10-2004, 21:32
...to get to the other side before the Egg. I don't know which came first though...